Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[Duckfucker4eva]

Gender-swapped 25% White version of Kelly Marie Tran.

Or you'll see when I start livestreaming to become the new Drachenlord (German Chris-Chan).

 

[Scavenger]

 

[topsikrets]

If ethan ralph went to auschwitz

 

[Childe]

I guess Kai, Onision’s pedophile wife, would be the closest match. I’m not fat and I look like a dyke.

 

[SIMIΔN]

nice try fucker you doxxed yourself back in 1968

I'm like this but less 'bouncy'

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

A friend of mine said I looked like a white, chadly version of the guy behind the chudjak meme.

 

[crinklefry]

Not me, but my neighbor looks JUST like pixyteri in the face. When I first came across her thread I genuinely thought I had stumbled into my neighbor's secret life. PT is however fat (thusly, I would not have sex with her) and also a pooner, both of which my neighbor is not.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

if daniel larson actually looked his age and didnt have fetal alcohol syndrome

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

2015 Dan Olsons face overlaid on Elliot Rodgers head

 

[FiveStarAce]

White Whang

 

[dvnc]

Amberlynn and I are BASICALLY twins. Eat your heart out.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

I'm actually Nikocado Avocado IRL but with 2000 extra pounds and a meth addiction

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

My bog nog dysgenics are so strong that my own mother said I look like a genderswapped Glinner circa 1990. Could be worse I suppose, as long as I don't get fat I'll be okay. Plus I can't get nut cancer and I think that's what fucked up his looks the most. For female cows I guess LagoonaBlue but without the acne and massive ginger fro, and with like double the autism. A bunch of low-effort pooners look kinda like me too.

White Whang

Jack London erotic fanfiction?

 

[Fag Albert]

like if PPP was a mulatto

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

That one black and white image Maddox has been using as an avatar forever. Unfortunately. My bad eye being on the same side as his eyepatch doesn't help the siuation at all.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I look kinda like Dream (same face shape), so it made me sad when people made fun of his face reveal.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Cyraxx but without his goblin nature, and also a Jap with normal hair.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

The only difference is I have a bigger more prominent chin.

 

[Super Guido]

Keffals, but actually female and fatter. No drug abuse or grifting, though.

 

[ILikeForwardAssists]

CallmeCarson +1 charisma.