I hereby formally challenge @HiramTheGrift to a fuck-off. [Edit: Hiram won]

[Ramborambo]

@HiramTheGrift seems to have everyone lining up to suck his cock and that makes me jealous because I want people to suck my cock instead.

So I hereby formally challenge Hiram to a fuck-off.

The rules are simple. We fuck each other in the ass until either the fucker goes flaccid or the fuckee taps out. Then we switch positions and the roles are reversed. Three rounds of each user being both the fucker and the fuckee. If a round ends with both users either both going flaccid or both tapping out then the winner of the tie will be determined via a game of Uno. This will be a best 2 out of 3 competition.

Whoever wins will be declared the official best boi of The Farms.

If you accept these terms, @HiramTheGrift , PM me for a time and place to meet along with feet pics so I know you're serious. If you decline these terms, send me a PM with a statement stating you conceed and admit defeat along with feet pics so I know you're serious.

I look forward to your feet pics.

Love,
-Ramborambo

 

[Gone Ham]

I too wish to take part in this

 

[Ramborambo]

I too wish to take part in this

PM me feet pics so I know you're serious.

 

[Gone Ham]

I petition to rename @HiramTheGrift to HimboTheGrift

 

[draggs]

True and honest gay

 

[Revo]

OP of this thread is a faggot.

 

[Ramborambo]

OP of this thread is a faggot.

Please don't use words demeaning to homosexuals.

 

[Crevasse-hole]

Based and/or fagpilled

 

[Chad Holdenford]

@HiramTheGrift has a posse. Lots of cool new cows for us to laugh, and good insights and information to boot.

And what do you have, OP?

 

[Ramborambo]

@HiramTheGrift has a posse. Lots of cool new cows for us to laugh, and good insights and information to boot.

And what do you have, OP?

A desire to fuck and be fucked in order to establish supremacy.

 

[draggs]

Please don't use words demeaning to homosexuals.

Catamite

 

[HiramTheGrift]

At long last, a worthy challenger

Spoiler: Feet Pics

Remember America stands by its closest ally

We need the judges

I will demolish your ass like a Palestinian village, the tales of this battle will be Biblical
Pick your next words carefully or my next pic will be of my cock

Meet me here
2 Mall Rd, Barboursville, WV 25504, United States

 

[Ramborambo]

At long last, a worthy challenger

Spoiler: Feet Pics

View attachment 2367138

We need the judges

I will demolish your ass like a Palestinian village, the tales of this battle will be Biblical
Pick your next words carefully or my next pic will be of my cock

Meet me here
2 Mall Rd, Barboursville, WV 25504, United States

>menorah sock

Chad move. I conceed. My butthole is yours

Spoiler: My feet are also yours

 

[HiramTheGrift]

>menorah sock

Chad move. I conceed. My butthole is yours

Spoiler: My feet are also yours

View attachment 2367177

I gladly accept your butthole, but you can leave your feet at home if you'd like

 

[Zero Day Defense]

back in my day we used to call this "battle fuck"

 

[SITHRAK!]

>menorah sock

Chad move. I conceed. My butthole is yours

Spoiler: My feet are also yours

View attachment 2367177

You went to Oberlin didn’t you.

 

[Pringles Can]

What in the absolute fuck did I just read.

 

[Ramborambo]

What in the absolute fuck did I just read.

You knew what you were getting into just by reading the title.