🗑️ Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

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Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.
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This may be true but I think we're discounting Ralph's ability to be spiteful. If anyone can hold a grudge and use spite and revenge as a motivation it's Ethan Ralph. I'm not saying this makes him a shoe in but if anything is going to push him over the line it will be his unparoled ability to be petty and vindictive.

I would put a menial bet on him if the payout looked good enough.
 
This is the least funny and most gay thread in this subforum and that’s really saying something
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.
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The problem is, if Josh had good self control he wouldn't be fat. Ralph has demonstrated that he can lose weight, by being Jamal's power bottom in prison. TBF he probably got AIDS from his BBC lover that helped him. If Ralph wants to win, he needs to tell mantsu to triple that ass penetration.
 
Null said:
I don't want to. That's all there is to it. If it's absolutely mandatory I'll do a couple but I don't want any more about me out there than already is.

This was supposed to be the most drop dead simple challenge inn the world and not some sort of knoxville spectacle with 4K camera drones and shit. All that is needed to do it is two notes.
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lol you're fatter than robi
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.
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someone with great self control wouldn't get fat in the first place
 
Null thinks he can clear his name by doing little de-feeding, but I'm on your case pal.
 
Null said:
I don't want to. That's all there is to it. If it's absolutely mandatory I'll do a couple but I don't want any more about me out there than already is.

This was supposed to be the most drop dead simple challenge inn the world and not some sort of knoxville spectacle with 4K camera drones and shit. All that is needed to do it is two notes.
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Now I can't help but picture Josh being "we need to cut a wall out of the house to get this guy to the hospital" fat.
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We will turn Null from a fat soft-spoken NEET into a diced alpha chad.
 
It is unlikely that Ralph has the self control to stay on any consistent weight loss plan, His entire existence based on impulse, immediate self gratification and Maker's Mark. Meanwhile, Josh isn't nearly as obese if recent 9chan pictures are to go by.
 
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