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the onlyfans saga is upon us, lads
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...but she doesn't know how to stream
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as a bonus, she's going as the big sexy vampire lady for halloween
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Her ego is through the roof. She really thinks she's the next Marilyn Monroe, doesn't she? Steph, people want to see a tall sexy lady dress up as Lady D, not some misshapen dough ball.
 
Patreon's nudity policy specifies artistic merit, and there is nothing artful about anything she does. This isn't a dig on sex work or models or anything, it's just that she doesn't put any effort into this, it's like being flashed by someone's demented grandma. (This is assuming she plans on stripping herself. I'm basing my content assumptions on her horrid twitter videos.)

Also, just because she annoys me and I was bored, I quickly sourced the images she's using for the tiers. Both of them are from Shutterstock, so I wonder if she got the free trial that lets you nab things, or just yoinked them at lower resolution off Google. I already have a good guess which one. I was half expecting her to steal someone's licensed photos, though. I haven't even tried sourcing the teeth because I don't care enough.
 
A single cheeto said:
Her ego is through the roof. She really thinks she's the next Marilyn Monroe, doesn't she? Steph, people want to see a tall sexy lady dress up as Lady D, not some misshapen dough ball.
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She really would be better off cosplaying Salvatore Moreau instead — she already has the bad posture and the lumps! I'm sure she could tantalize us all with her incessant whining about how mommy doesn't love her and vomiting acid bile everywhere as well.
 
If she can only wear lipstick and a horn alice band when her parents are out, this online sex worker career is going to be something else.

I’m placing my bets on the first video involving her flags again, brought in from the garden when the ever suffering parents’ backs are turned.

Dead eyes, a sports bra, an elasticated waistband and flags shoved between various fat folds she thinks are an orifice. I can’t wait.

Edited because foods and folds are different words
 
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the onlyfans saga is upon us, lads
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...but she doesn't know how to stream
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as a bonus, she's going as the big sexy vampire lady for halloween
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Maybe she means lady d as in troon dick "lady dick"
 
It’s not a truly accurate Lady D costume unless she’s 9 feet tall. C’mon Steph, I wanna see you break out the stilts don’t be shy.
 
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And the Empathic Nutritionist. Is eyefucking a lolcow thing specifically or just a narcissist thing?

Staph, let your dying mother enjoy her sausages and eat something else.
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Fuck you Gyro. Too retarded to get yourself something else for dinner? Yer beyond lucky your parents feed you at all.
"Put your foot down" in a beartrap Potato.
 
sarcasticslipandslide said:
She really would be better off cosplaying Salvatore Moreau instead — she already has the bad posture and the lumps! I'm sure she could tantalize us all with her incessant whining about how mommy doesn't love her and vomiting acid bile everywhere as well.
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It's sad how fatphobic Staph is. Maybe it's just internalized fatphobia and enbyphobia; she sure puts a lot of effort in to present, digitally, as a thin and feminine person.

She's so much more dedicated to the Cause in person, presenting as a true and honest meatlump with her helpful identity hat pins to broadcast her revolutionary convictions to the normies from across the room.

Maybe she just needs help finding an avatar generator that allows androgyny, and a higher BMI; it's systemic fatphobia, not Staph's personal failings. It's a sad world. She should still blog about it more, though, so her sisters siblings in HAES movement know she's not a traitor to the Cause.

tl;dr
 
Cyber Goose said:
Y'all are optimistic thinking anyone but kiwifarms horror farmers are gonna join.
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i hope she accepts kiwi silvers because i've invested all of my tugboat into them. the onlyfans saga is off to a rocky start, though, so i'm holding on to my C-quarters until twitter stops being so exorcsexist
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Sweet Yuzu said:
And the Empathic Nutritionist. Is eyefucking a lolcow thing specifically or just a narcissist thing?

Staph, let your dying mother enjoy her sausages and eat something else.
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Jesus fucking christ this middle aged 30 something year old couldnt have just made herself a sandwich? Lazy selfish bitch my God. Her parents should have told her to fuck off.
 
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Lol at this tweet. How much work does it take to stick a pride flag in or around your fucked up cooch? On top of that how can you call yourself a sex worker if you have no customers :story:

Eta: it’s like calling yourself an electrician after changing a lightbulb. You’re only doing it for yourself, Steph. Nobody is going to pay for that service and if they do there’s something functionally wrong with them. Or they’re a Kiwi. Or both.
 
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