💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

[Drunk Sasquatch Fetishist]

As much as I love the villain narrative on this wing-bat, there is another winner on that MS subreddit that requested all of her followers to take screen shots, send them to her, and report comments that could be seen as inflammatory. One involved calling for her euthanasia.

I would not put it past that one to have made an account, posted the euthanasia comment herself, screenshot it, and sent it to reddit admin "WAAAAAH! HATE SITE!" I mean, to be fair, that's how you take a site out if you really want to do it and have no scruples for how you do it. However, that was an extremely piss poor move strategically on their part. Now the people who were fine just snarking are unleashed. Sure, there are rules here about not pozzing negholes (). And they're also not really possible to enforce. There's no sense of general order. There's no nice LOLz like Bee and Di and Rogue to just make us giggle and take some heat off Allison. Now we have time to do nothing but be full on Lord of the Flies on her, and the one with the brigading mother too (because that one will end up here also, same with Chelsea, who is already running her mouth talkin like she's hot shit and won some dance off). And I am totally HERE FOR IT.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Not a medifag, just a morbid fuck, but those aren’t ligature marks from hanging. Hanging marks go up behind the ears, and that is straight across. You can have one-sided ligature marks from hanging depending on how the head rests, but again, its a curved mark that follows the jaw line. A strangulation ligature mark would be more straight, but it would cover the whole front of the throat. I don’t see any Petechial hemorrhages, although I do see a tiny bit of a bruise/mark on her neck in the vacation photos she posted a few days later.

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in short, I don’t know what the hell this is. If it was a strangulation attempt, it was from something soft and loose (like a scarf) but I can’t see how she would get a TBI. That mark is pretty low down on the neck, where it would be harder to choke — try it if you want, and see how much pressure you can put on your lower neck and still breathe ok vs up higher on your neck under the chin. And blood wouldn’t be impeded to the brain cause you got arteries on both sides, and the marks only show pressure on one side. To me, it looks more like a welt you would get from being smacked with something because from what I can see, if looks as if the injury line is raised (swollen) not compressed or anything. But I’m not as sure about that.

furthermore, you don’t get traumatic brain injuries from hanging. Maybe an anoxic injury from lack of oxygen, but a TRAUMATIC injury comes from physical trauma, like someone (quite understandably) got tired of her shit and beat her head with a baseball bat.

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so, the timeline I’m seeing is she tried to hang her self, went on vacation, and two weeks later tried to OD on effexor. there is no mention of her family stepping in, so either the attempts were super pathetic, they really are assholes, or they were just tired of her borderline manipulative bullshit.

Like I said, a dramatic breakup with a boyfriend where she’s trying to blackmail him with suicide baiting to come back, is right up the ally of someone who claims fake cancer and decides that even though the doctors tell her she doesn’t have illness/disease x or y, she still claims it.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if she self harmed and sent herself to the ER and took pictures to share with someone who she no longer had control over, in an effort to emotionally manipulate them. Hit herself in the side of the neck with a broom handle or some BS to create a welt. And then was released the next day when they realized that her injuries didn’t correspond with strangulation.

 

[pissdaddy69]

I’m not surprised this broad dropped out of pay to play vet school. Her and her dog would not have gotten the ehrlichia from the same tick. It’s not from a simple bite, the tick has to be attached for ~48 hours. It’s also not zoonotic so I’m doubting either her smarts or sobriety.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

I’m doubting either her smarts or sobriety.

Why not both?

 

[Sir Mloobly Bloops]

Like I said, a dramatic breakup with a boyfriend where she’s trying to blackmail him with suicide baiting to come back, is right up the ally of someone who claims fake cancer and decides that even though the doctors tell her she doesn’t have illness/disease x or y, she still claims it.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if she self harmed and sent herself to the ER and took pictures to share with someone who she no longer had control over, in an effort to emotionally manipulate them. Hit herself in the side of the neck with a broom handle or some BS to create a welt. And then was released the next day when they realized that her injuries didn’t correspond with strangulation.

You are giving her too many credit. The pics we have include a medical gown, a crisp pillow or maybe something covered in paper, and what almost appears to be a pad for a TENS unit. I really don’t know what that is, but I don’t think that would be the correct placement for an electrode for an echocardiogram. I don’t see anything for ventilation, or a pulse ox, or anything. I’m thinking this was taken at a walk-in clinic at most, but potentially even at home. Keep in mind, she also said the doctors were yelling at her and the psychologists didn’t do anything, so on and so forth. This was not taken in an ER.

edit to add — hey Allison, if you ever show up here, just to let you know, showing off your surgery scars actually really works AGAINST you, because you heal so damn well. You got really pissy at the geneticist saying you didn’t have ED, with one of the questions being about your scarring. Bebe, you show your whole ass self all the time, and I don’t see cigarette paper scaring. You never even seem to bruise! With those long legs and your whole “I pass out all of the time!!”your legs should be bruised up, but you didn’t even get bruising around the incisions for your hip. I’m pretty jealous tbh. Share your secret.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

You never even seem to bruise! With those long legs and your whole “I pass out all of the time!!”your legs should be bruised up, but you didn’t even get bruising around the incisions for your hip. I’m pretty jealous tbh. Share your secret.

Her secret is that she doesn’t actually faint from POTS. She likely scored the diagnosis because of her disordered eating, it isn’t hard to fail a tilt table test.

Her exercise videos where she does perfect PT (pilates) using refined muscle coordination then pops right up and comes over to the camera with no signs of dizziness, does dance videos and clings to the top of the wall, and other nonsense demonstrates how much her POTS affects her.

So far, there’s solid proof that she’s lied about: Having Erlichia. (See her own statements) Not owning her Twitter account and engaging in ridiculous behaviors. (See our previous posts) Having “cancer” twice.

She claims Marfan without a diagnosis and has herself featured on the Marfan Foundation, despite no diagnosis and a geneticist evaluating her and saying she likely doesn’t have it (in previously posted IG images from her own recounting). Same with EDS. Her own followers chastised her for her behavior. She still claims COVID.

If she lies to her entire internet following (though it isn’t large), I can’t imagine that she would have a problem lying to several people in her life about a suicide attempt. Who did she go on vacation with? Family? Friends? A bf?

I have a feeling that she seems completely absent of friends now for a reason. She probably pushed them all away and burned all her bridges with her BS. Now she needs internet strangers for her ”friends.”

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Who did she go on vacation with? Family? Friends? A bf?

I have a feeling that she seems completely absent of friends now for a reason. She probably pushed them all away and burned all her bridges with her BS. Now she needs internet strangers for her ”friends.”

She went to South Carolina with her parents.

As best as I can tell, she hasn't posted a picture with anyone other than her parents or her boyfriend since fall 2019.

 

[Sir Mloobly Bloops]

Her secret is that she doesn’t actually faint from POTS. She likely scored the diagnosis because of her disordered eating, it isn’t hard to fail a tilt table test.

Her exercise videos where she does perfect PT (pilates) using refined muscle coordination then pops right up and comes over to the camera with no signs of dizziness, does dance videos and clings to the top of the wall, and other nonsense demonstrates how much her POTS affects her.

So far, there’s solid proof that she’s lied about: Having Erlichia. (See her own statements) Not owning her Twitter account and engaging in ridiculous behaviors. (See our previous posts) Having “cancer” twice.

She claims Marfan without a diagnosis and has herself featured on the Marfan Foundation, despite no diagnosis and a geneticist evaluating her and saying she likely doesn’t have it (in previously posted IG images from her own recounting). Same with EDS. Her own followers chastised her for her behavior. She still claims COVID.

If she lies to her entire internet following (though it isn’t large), I can’t imagine that she would have a problem lying to several people in her life about a suicide attempt. Who did she go on vacation with? Family? Friends? A bf?

I have a feeling that she seems completely absent of friends now for a reason. She probably pushed them all away and burned all her bridges with her BS. Now she needs internet strangers for her ”friends.”

yeah, I was being sarcastic about her POTS. Remember — we don’t even know if she was dx with POTS. There are two pics of her in a gown with an IV with her saying it’s for a tilt table test. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, but it isn’t a diagnosis. Unless there is some huge treasure trove I’m missing, she has shared a picture of her testing negative for Covid, something about getting a chest ct for Covid, something that shows her weight on a given day, and a paper giving a diagnosis of nutcracker syndrome. She got surgery for the nutcracker syndrome and has a big scar from it it. She recently got hip surgery. There is no other documentation for anything else. For such a “ sick” girl, she’s got shit for documentation. I mean, she was dying of fucking cancer/lymphoma to the point that she (theoretically)went to the ER to force their hand to do a PET scan, was supposed to have a consult on June 23rd . . . and then never spoke about it again. FFS she lists “myopia” as one of her 30 million diseases, but most the time her glasses aren’t even sitting correctly on her face and they wouldn’t be doing anything to help her vision.

 

[Magpiesantisoulmate]

Here's another claim of Allison's I'm having trouble fully believing: her second suicide attempt.

Allison claims that on October 14, 2018 she attempted suicide by hanging for the second time. She "technically died", had a seizure, and was taken to the hospital where she was belittled by psychiatrists (which is exactly what happened when she attempted suicide in Grenada the previous year...curious!) Three different psychiatrists told her she was "too smart" and a "lost cause" so they sent her home. She also claims she got a traumatic brain injury from this.

As far as I can tell, the first time Allison brought up her suicide attempts was on September 10, 2020.
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Then again on October 5, 2020.
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She then wrote about it on her blog on October 17, 2020.
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On this blog post, she shared two photos of herself in the hospital, allegedly post-hanging attempt.
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I'm not an expert by any means, but do those look like the ligature marks of someone who "technically died" by hanging?

Five days later she posted photos of herself on vacation, and I don't see a single bruise on her neck.
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And here's a picture from one week post-hanging, October 21, 2018.
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Bruising, while it can be different for everyone, generally follows a pretty predictable color/fading pattern. Allison claims to have two connective tissue disorders (hypermobile EDS and Marfan syndrome), so her bruising should be even more extreme and noticeable.
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This just isn't passing the sniff test for me.

ETA: A comment from September 2020, regarding Allison's eating habits. She lost 40 lbs because she only eats 2-3 tablespoons at a time.
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I have theory that she pulled the suicide card during that first year of vet school. To cover up or take attention off the fact she was failing. It was excuse to go home without her failures being used against her. She was banking on Mom and Dad not wanting to push their suicidal daughter over the edge. The second and third attempts are on brand for the giraffe, when something gets her attention and sympathy. She will take it and use it to oblivion.

 

[Sir Mloobly Bloops]

I have theory that she pulled the suicide card during that first year of vet school. To cover up or take attention off the fact she was failing. It was excuse to go home without her failures being used against her. She was banking on Mom and Dad not wanting to push their suicidal daughter over the edge. The second and third attempts are on brand for the giraffe, when something gets her attention and sympathy. She will take it and use it to oblivion.

Again, morbid fuck, not medifag, but I agree on this. I think hangings make up about a quarter of all suicide, so not completely rare. It’s also a pretty showy death and easily reversible depending on how you do it. There’s the classic “kick the stool away” hanging, or the more hardcore “just let my legs go limp” The ppl who do die via that method, they have my respect, cause that’s determination, because t any point they could just stand back up. My gut says this was the route Allison took.

I find it interesting that there is very little discussion of the 2017 attempt, and I’m not sure how to interpret that. It could be that the first attempt was very minor and she needed to amp it up to get more sympathy. Or it could be that the first attempt was more serious and it’s difficult for her to talk about it. But again, all of this presumes that there really were two hanging attempts.

I take back my previous assumption that Alison may not have even gone to the ER for the second hanging. Looking at the few medical pictures she has posted, every time she is wearing a gown of the same pattern. But I did see that she did specifically say “cut down” for the 2nd attempt, which we know is improbable if not impossible because gravity is a thing and the ligature mark would be curving up near the ear. I don’t know how anyone would be able to assess she was technically dead prior to being cut down, because who the fuck would check vitals before cutting down a true hanging? Also telling is that she doesn’t give any credit to the person who (theoretically) cut her down. I‘m chalking that up to extreme narcissism and not allowing someone to take even the tiniest bit of attention away from her (NOT TRUE) story. If it were someone smarter, I might give her a little benefit of the doubt that she’s being proactive and not naming anyone to limit the chances that someone might track down that person and ask if the story is true . . . but she’s not smarter.

I can quite put my finger on my Allison intrigues me so much. The high delusion level is a factor for sure, that almost all of her stuff is in front of a mirror or dancing in her living room and she thinks that is interesting enough content to be an influencer. The extreme defensiveness and meltdown about MunchSnark. Her tenacity of sticking with dx even after sharing that drs are saying she doesn’t have that dx. She’s just . . . so bad at this.

 

[Maxie]

I'm impressed with her tenacity to collect as many diagnoses during covid when most people were avoiding doctors offices, well like the plague. Having elective surgeries for incidental findings shows her commitment to her munch. I just hope she is as committed to her crazy when this thread goes live. Maybe we will get a special kiwi interpreted dance dedicated to us.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Here's a collection of Allison's IG stories that I think are very revealing about her personality. Or they're just fucking hilarious.

ETA: IDK why but I cannot fix the formatting of these doubled spoiler tags. I guess just ignore it until I can get them to cooperate with me.

Spoiler: August-October 2020

#womanwarrior

Spoiler: August-October 2020

Bring on the anesthesia! Yay drugs!


This is Allison's abdominal CT report that showed whatever was going on with her artery "can be associated with nutcracker syndrome." The hospital doctor who ordered this CT did not bring up the possible nutcracker with her; Allison read the report in the parking lot and brought it up with her PCP. Understandably, when the PCP had no idea what the fuck nutcracker was, they sent her to a urologist. It sounded like the urologist didn't think it was a big deal. Allison sought out a vascular surgeon and she scheduled surgery after her very first appointment with him.

Does she think the heavy breathing is proving a point???

Feeling like a Boss B


Instead of, ya know, asking her doctor what tests she should get, Allison asked her Instagram followers.

Ah yes, it was the lack of fever that made her look like a liar.

Body check? Check.

Nobody should be that excited about seeing an infectious disease doctor.

I guess she shouldn't have been so excited.

Admitted to not eating.

She's super out of breath, guys. Can't you tell?

Body check? Check.


What's that? A completely unnecessary body check?

Waaaaaay too excited to use a cane.

Spoiler: November-December 2020

The most important thing to do before any major abdominal surgery- tinting your eyebrows.

Spoiler: November-December 2020

Gimme drugs.

DRUGS!

Once again, body check.

Clearly Allison very much so cares if her scar makes you uncomfortable.

How about a massive body check?

Can you imagine being the office staff that had to watch her film this?

A nice post-puke update.

Spoiler: January-May 2021

It's the faces she makes at the end that make this one great.

Farting it up.

Allison can't have NSAIDS or Tylenol! Whatever will she do for the pain?!?!?!

Raynaud's (a totally benign condition where your hands tingle in the cold) is the most painful condition, guys!!!!

Gee, sounds like opioid withdrawal.

HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE HAVE POTS!!!!!

Her legs are always dangling out of socket like little bags of meat.

Allison needed everyone to know her vagina had been burning for days.

And just for good measure, we'll end on one more body check.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Does she know that Soylent is made from... PEOPLE???

And why on earth would she think people want to see a photo of her on the shitter proclaiming her day of diarrhea? Gross.

 

[Felicia Fancybottom]

She really is just awful at this. It’s comical that a homeowning 30-something with a full-time job and an education could be this bad at keeping a single story straight. She’s so out of touch and unstable that it’s almost SpEd level. It’s as bad as the exceptional 18-20 year olds Kate Farms Shill features in the general Munchausen’s thread. This adventure didn’t even start out strong, as she rushed to claim numerous illnesses she doesn’t have (or that aren’t illnesses), failing to realize that doctor shopping takes longer than buying a rollator, some diagnoses can’t be bought, and that she’d have to actually round up diagnoses from somewhere before getting any of the really good stuff like toobs or hospital admissions.

Social media is so overrun with fakers that every other adult failure to thrive who’s experienced the first hint of an obstacle models themself after obvious munchies in the first place. (but make it even more preposterous and transparently aspirational.) In order to keep the attention rolling in from the reeking shithole that is social media, the cluster Bs default to histrionics, and the potential for batshit territory / fun begins. Allison and Chelsea Tanz have really taken it to cow territory, though, by revealing themselves as particularly nasty trash underneath the usual tired whining about victimhood.

On a separate note - Has anyone done a study of what percentage of munchies claim C-PTSD? It’s seems like a mandatory pre-req to munching 101. I‘m curious whether they realize it’s not at all secret that C-PTSD has become nothing more than a euphemism for BPD, and what Allison’s feels are on the subject. Invalidation from mommy + not enough attention from daddy are a horrific tragedy, so she should never be held to normal adult standards or be accountable for her actions.

If things get bad enough, I’d bet this one would stoop to faking DID to explain it all away. What a treat that would be! It’s a little surprising she didn’t try that when people the age on her ”superfan” Twitter account was pointed out. Either she’s in a delusional state of tunnel-vision victimization like narcissists who’ve been called out, or she’s shockingly capable of prioritizing her job over her internet munching.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

“Here's a collection of Allison's IG stories that I think are very revealing about her personality.”


She’s actually told us quite a bit about her personality, herself, as well. I don’t particularly care what happened to MS, but people recounting those stories of her public freak out, attempt to get people doxxed, contacting them, and going hog-wild are just her normal personality traits.

She said herself that she is abusive toward her husband/boyfriend (whichever he is.)

“Mood swings, emotional fits, screaming fits.” I suppose that is why she had to invent C-PTSD from her middle-class, normal childhood. Because she was hurling insults and having screaming fits at him. Probably played the classic Cluster B “nightmares“ and “uwu vulnerable I’m so scared” so he could be forced to comfort her after she acted like an asshole, too.

Let’s also not forget that she mentioned that steroids do “terrible” things to her, like making her physically “rip her hair out.” Edit: I decided to find it.

(Side note, she also claimed to worry she had throat cancer, so there hasn’t been a single inspected part of her body that she didn’t worry had cancer at some point.)

She recounts the details of her out of control emotional state due to steroids in her “The Domestic Truth” blog. And mentions similar things about not being able to take any hormonal birth control for the same reason.

In summary, she’s bat-shit crazy and unable to regulate her emotions. And, likely, as abusive to her boyfriends as she mentions her last one was to her.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Run, Tyler, run!

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Here are some, not all, of the times Allison @microcatmachine has hinted or baited at potentially having cancer that will be discovered eminently in a future appointment. This excludes the time she insisted on her brain scan, first for “cancer” and then switched it to “traumatic brain injury” by arguing/petitioning her doctor to write the request because she wanted it.

First, her HPV stirred up all her illnesses.

Then she thought she for sure had vocal cord or lung cancer.

When her ENT said it wasn’t throat cancer, for sure it was lung cancer. But, no, it wasn’t.

You’d think she’d celebrate, but instead she’s wasting away.

Can’t walk without a mobility aid and her muscles are wasting? This summer? When she posted her massive legs with defined muscles, threw herself against the wall and clung to it like Spiderman, and showed us her PT (pilates) moves? When she hung out at the pool, sans-rollator?

Oh no, it’s LYMPHATIC CANCER!

She’s declining fast, guys. I hope she can make it to her oncology appointment on June 23rd! Did she survive until then? Was she OK?

Oh, yes! She was feuding with Reddit and celebrating her Erlichia diagnosis (and lack of treatment). And was well enough after her oncology appointment to immediately have hip surgery. Looks like her oncologist gave her the all clear for her surgery, since hip surgery on a fully mobile woman is elective when faced with cancer and eminent cancer treatment.

Wheww. For a second, I thought she would be a goner. Remind me again why she pretends her “Fake” twitter account would never bait cancer? Because it is so out of a character for her to do, or think?

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Did she survive until then? Was she OK?

Unfortunately, yes.

I thought this post of Allison's was interesting.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Wow! You really are the sickest and most traumatized of all! Tell us more about how you’re so different from other people who powerlevel online...wait a minute...

You’re brand new too.

Can we keep the thread directed at the person we’re snaring at, please? There’s much we haven’t covered yet that she documented herself, feel free to call that out instead of cluttering the thread with this stuff. I don’t really feel like reading a cluttered feed, and would love Allison not to cackle in joy over people snipping at each other.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Run, Tyler, run!

Ooh boy Allison and Tyler's relationship is...interesting. I get the feeling that Allison thinks she's the damsel in distress and that TyTy's her knight in shining armor.

Allison started trying to woo Tyler in March 2019, when she was still with the dude she claims abused her. She entered the psych ward for her addiction issues on July 1, 2019, and by August 8 she and Tyler were together.


Tyler appears to do all of the housework, takes care of their pets, takes care of Allison (you know that's gotta be a fucking chore), and works a full-time job.






Seriously, she claims she can't even open the fucking curtains.


It looks like he might be wising up to her ways, though. Seems like Tyler had the audacity to believe the geneticist who told Allison she didn't have EDS.