Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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just two more days then it'll soon be time for summer to start for real with the 4th of july. Yeah fuck your pride day month and juneteenth!


God I need sleep so bad
 
Idk if this ikea love seat thing was posted already, as the search function is currently broken site-wide it seems.

To close out Pride Month 2021, I want to say that I think the overall feeling the LGBT+ community gives me can be described by the saying "with friends like these, who needs enemies?"
 
Idk if this ikea love seat thing was posted already, as the search function is currently broken site-wide it seems.

To close out Pride Month 2021, I want to say that I think the overall feeling the LGBT+ community gives me can be described by the saying "with friends like these, who needs enemies?"
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Though that was a shawl cover, but its ACTUALLY the couch itself....
 
Looking forward to the gay dumpsters over the next week!
I really didn't see much pride garbage IRL. There were some displays in Barnes & Noble and a tiny thing of Bic pens in the grocery store hanging on the side of the pen aisle that nobody bought. I would have probably seen more if I ever went into the junk food aisles, to be fair.
 
The neopets thing doesn’t surprise me given that age stunted millennials are drawn to kiddy shit like Pokémon and Cartoon Network and Bing Bing Wahoo games from Nintendo. Not saying playing those are bad if you’re an adult, but the brand loyalty behind it just makes me balk.

But if there’s one thing I’ve learned from Pride month it’s that the supposed holiday that addresses the domestic issues of LGBT discrimination in America solely panders to the bored spoiled rich kids with way too much money to spend. Do you ever see poor working class Americans wearing pride shit and brand names? No and it’s not because they can’t afford it, it’s because it’s a waste of money.
 
To be fair, football IS gay.

A bunch of men trying to tackle each other with a pigskin ball to an end zone. And the fans, don't get me started.

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"Football is for everyone." Yeah, right. Don't make me laugh.
 
To be fair, football IS gay.

A bunch of men trying to tackle each other with a pigskin ball to an end zone. And the fans, don't get me started.

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"Football is for everyone." Yeah, right. Don't make me laugh.
Don't think for a split second that the fun ends on the field. Just wait until you get a backstage pass and access the locker room showers. That's where the real party is.

To be honest, sports in general are kinda gay. Literally nobody gives a fuck if you like to play with your balls past high school.

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We did it fellow straights.
Down with the rainbows and up with the red white and blue! Or whatever the fuck awareness month it is now.
 
I think you might be in the ballpark with this, but it may be a bit simpler. The rainbow is supposed to be a holy symbol of God's promise not to flood the Earth again, but they instead is associated as a symbol of something sinful. This could probably considered blasphemous. This actually has parallels to marriage and sex themselves: marriage is supposed to be a symbol for the love between God and the Church and sex is supposed to be sacred and monogamous, but homosexuals (and many people in general nowadays) tend to be promiscuous and hedonistic. They also celebrate homosexuality, referring to it as, "pride," often considered to be the chief sin.

With all that said, I'm not sure how much, if any, is intentional on their part.
I noted this earlier, and I just realized something a day or two ago: pride month is in the 6th month. The number 6 is the digit used in the mark of the Beast in the book of Revelation. This could be a coincidence, but I get the feeling it's not...
 
The problem is that your feelings be damned, but biological men and women (in general) are built different. So you can claim to be a bigender non-binary, but t-shirt makers would have a hard time building a general shirt for you.
Wouldn't default general sizing just revert to male, because there's no fitting involved near the stomach or chest? I own tons of men's tees. Straight shot all the way down.
 
I noted this earlier, and I just realized something a day or two ago: pride month is in the 6th month. The number 6 is the digit used in the mark of the Beast in the book of Revelation. This could be a coincidence, but I get the feeling it's not...
A few years ago, I'd have just laughed at you. But there's a number of weird coincidences like that, the rainbow being one of them. If it were just about having pride month as a summer month, July or August could have done just as well for their public striptease parades. But no, it HAD to take over breast cancer awareness month, and maybe the 6 has something to do with it for all I know. I'm not saying I'm set on the anti-church theory, but I am saying that I wouldn't be surprised if you were right to some degree.
 
A few years ago, I'd have just laughed at you. But there's a number of weird coincidences like that, the rainbow being one of them. If it were just about having pride month as a summer month, July or August could have done just as well for their public striptease parades. But no, it HAD to take over breast cancer awareness month, and maybe the 6 has something to do with it for all I know. I'm not saying I'm set on the anti-church theory, but I am saying that I wouldn't be surprised if you were right to some degree.
The month was chosen because the original Stonewall riots started in June.
 
The month was chosen because the original Stonewall riots started in June.
Well that's a hell of a thing for me to forget. I'll use the excuse that pride month is so watered down and commercialized that it washed the original purpose clean from my mind and call it good.
 
Well that's a hell of a thing for me to forget. I'll use the excuse that pride month is so watered down and commercialized that it washed the original purpose clean from my mind and call it good.
It's hard to remember when we're at THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX SAYS TRANS RIGHTS stage of clown world
 
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