🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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Ryann is attempting to sell her used bras and swim bottoms


And a fugly Betsey Johnson purse


And the old dress Christian Siriano altered for her at the behest of his ex husband. It'smade from a giant men's streetwear brand tarp. The size is "other".

 

[AbraCadaver]

Size: other

I guess “ginormous” was not an option

 

[Umaibae]

Tess shouldn’t have gotten that new iPhone. The high quality videos are not doing her any favors. Also fire the makeup artist who is giving you 2016 drag makeup lewks View attachment 2307057

She looks like the aged trailer trash that she is. Werk that middle aged Walmart momma realness, honey!

 

[TurdFondler]

Ryann is attempting to sell her used bras and swim bottoms

Just in time! I ripped my hang glider last weekend and was having trouble finding enough material to fix it.

 

[Gay Mouth]

“...and they’re all different sizes, because as we know, plus sizes are not consistent.”

what’s consistent is your history of thinking youre smaller than you are and throwing a bitch fit that they don’t change “extra extra extra extra extra extra large” to “extra large” to soothe your feelings.

 

[Water-T]

HOLEE FUCK. Either Tess forgot to turn on the filters and FaceTune, or they just gave up from the sheer burden of hiding THAT MESS.

Her lips are over filled to the point that she seems incapable of closing her mouth, her neck looks like a stack of pancakes, her eye brows resemble a pair of dead caterpillars, her jowls have finally finished consuming what's left of her jawline, and her bust is reminiscent of a plumber flashing his asscrack.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Dead from the daughter comment

Tess shouldn’t have gotten that new iPhone. The high quality videos are not doing her any favors. Also fire the makeup artist who is giving you 2016 drag makeup lewks View attachment 2307057

She looks like the evil stepmother here. Poor Bowie has to see this every day.

 

[Gay Mouth]

She looks like the evil stepmother here. Poor Bowie has to see this every day.

You know, Disney could absolutely make a movie about a long-haired sweet boy who loves Batman and dreams of his father who has disappeared across the sea. A mysterious illness traps his big brother in another town, and he is persecuted cruelly by his 400 pound, narcissistic villain of a mother, who drinks and smokes a filthy cigar and degrades herself online for attention, then is mean to him when no man wants to marry her.

Actually I take that back, way too dark as a children’s film

 

[Cheesegirl78]

You know, Disney could absolutely make a movie about a long-haired sweet boy who loves Batman and dreams of his father who has disappeared across the sea. A mysterious illness traps his big brother in another town, and he is persecuted cruelly by his 400 pound, narcissistic villain of a mother, who drinks and smokes a filthy cigar and degrades herself online for attention, then is mean to him when no man wants to marry her.

Actually I take that back, way too dark as a children’s film

Many of Grimms' fairy tales and other stories are way too dark and scary for kids.
The original Cinderella had one of the evil stepsisters cutting off her toes to fit in the glass slipper, for example.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Tess will lose some toes to beetus and has sacrificed her knees to Satan for an apartment in LA. Pretty close I guess

 

[Angry New Ager]

Tess shouldn’t have gotten that new iPhone. The high quality videos are not doing her any favors. Also fire the makeup artist who is giving you 2016 drag makeup lewks View attachment 2307057

Jesus Jiminy Cricket Christ, she looks bad in this pic.

Actually, "bad" doesn't even begin to cover it. Whoever did her makeup has nothing but contempt for her.

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And a fugly Betsey Johnson purse
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And the old dress Christian Siriano altered for her at the behest of his ex husband. It'smade from a giant men's streetwear brand tarp. The size is "other".
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The very existence of that dress (and the fact there have been no other Christian Siriano red carpet looks made for her) can only mean that Siriano absolutely loathes Tess. He's skilled at making really nice gowns for fat actresses, and genuinely seems to care about making them look good, so to see this tacky, low-effort leopard tarp—my god, his hate for her has got to be at least as immense as her ass and her ego and her IRS debt combined.

You know, Disney could absolutely make a movie about a long-haired sweet boy who loves Batman and dreams of his father who has disappeared across the sea. A mysterious illness traps his big brother in another town, and he is persecuted cruelly by his 400 pound, narcissistic villain of a mother, who drinks and smokes a filthy cigar and degrades herself online for attention, then is mean to him when no man wants to marry her.

Actually I take that back, way too dark as a children’s film

Get Lars Von Trier to direct it. Yeah, he will include at least one deeply misogynistic and degrading sex scene for Tess, but he can do justice to the grimness of it.

 

[NoReturn]

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The audacity of calling the cat "chonky".
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tessholliday · 1d ago
Some of my fits this week love my @impressionsvanity mirror too! #plussizefashion #fyp
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Gay Mouth]

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LMAO, the knee pop was so cute. She has to shift her whole weight to her right knee, lurch her foot up, hold a second then slam her foot down as gently as she can. THIS HEFFA

 

[Local Fed]

The audacity of calling the cat "chonky".
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At the 8 second mark of this video my computer all of a sudden had one of those little random stutters where the audio goes like "BRRRR" for a second or two. I think it tried to kill itself when Tess put her tongue out while half naked.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

The audacity of calling the cat "chonky".
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Tess has already cracked up her phone, then covered it with transparent plastic; isn't it classy.
And god I feel sexually assaulted from watching this
Just, stop, look at the mirror at least, not in your palm. Tess is definitely the type who owns a mirrored ceiling above bed.

ETA

 

[Retarded Potato]

You know, Disney could absolutely make a movie about a long-haired sweet boy who loves Batman and dreams of his father who has disappeared across the sea. A mysterious illness traps his big brother in another town, and he is persecuted cruelly by his 400 pound, narcissistic villain of a mother, who drinks and smokes a filthy cigar and degrades herself online for attention, then is mean to him when no man wants to marry her.

Actually I take that back, way too dark as a children’s film

Disney is now doing live action remakes of their old animated films. If they ever re-did Pinocchio, they should cast Tess as the whale.

 

[cactus]

Tess has already cracked up her phone, then covered it with transparent plastic; isn't it classy.
And god I feel sexually assaulted from watching this
Just, stop, look at the mirror at least, not in your palm. Tess is definitely the type who owns a mirrored ceiling above bed.

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Oh god, her stomach grew a fupa.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Oh god, her stomach grew a fupa.

And then her fupa grew a fupa, and so on, and so on, and so on...another few years and she'll be nothing but one giant fupa with a pair of eyeballs perched on top.

 

[Angry New Ager]

And then her fupa grew a fupa, and so on, and so on, and so on...another few years and she'll be nothing but one giant fupa with a pair of eyeballs perched on top.

I don't think you'll even be able to see her eyeballs, at that point. But she will, by then, have had so many lip fillers that her lips will still be visible, if nothing else. She'll be a monstrous, semi-sentient fatberg surmounted by a pair of porn star blowjob lips. Won't that be a sight, given how monstrous and grotesque she's already made herself.