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[AnOminous]

I hope they rented a portable AC.

I hope they didn't.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will be appearing on "the Today Show" tomorrow.


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Sadly, Fat Paul is retarded and confused and fat. The Today Show doesn't air at 12:30 and 8:30pm.
According to Variety, the segment will air on Today All Day, which is some sort of streaming version of the show.


This is unfortunate. I wish the Tenacious Unicorns could expose themselves to network television watching Grandma's across the country.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The Today Show doesn't have enough time to cover trannies when it's literally wall-to-wall niggers.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

(From Kevin thread) @BallBuster

just an observation: that’s a brand new Weber Genesis grill. Easily $800, more if it has a side burner. I can tell it is brand new because of the lack of burn/seasoning markings on the side.

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[Gone Ham]

They fixed the back steps, with the help of Gash Coyote. Shows you his strong jawline holy shit
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[Kuritan Deplorable]

Am I sorely misunderstanding that repair, or are they replacing a bum step with *a piece of log*. That sounds like a great way to fall off the damned stairs.

 

[BallBuster]

(From Kevin thread) @BallBuster


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It’s a GS4 side burner model (335 I think). That’s a cool $1000.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

It’s a GS4 side burner model (335 I think). That’s a cool $1000.

Judging by what happened to that poor stove, it'll be FUBAR in about 5 months.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’m gonna start my own ranch to A-Lawg. I’ll raise worms and have my own Earl and everything.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I’m gonna start my own ranch to A-Lawg. I’ll raise worms and have my own Earl and everything.

I'm going to dox you and overinflate all your tires. Enjoy shit gas mileage!

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I'm going to dox you and overinflate all your tires. Enjoy shit gas mileage!

Noooo how could this happen. A militia of (people of opposite political stance to the individual reading this) are harassing me! Donate to my kickfundtreon here:

 

[A Grey Cat]

(From Kevin thread) @BallBuster


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hey pennywise isn't cooking burgers in summer something jerk Neanderthal males do? and not something for darling dainty femmine ladies? These nutbars are so full of shit.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'm pretty sure all NFA items are banned in CO anyway. So I'm going to say the suppressor isn't theirs.

 

[White Devil]

I'm pretty sure all NFA items are banned in CO anyway. So I'm going to say the suppressor isn't theirs.

Silencers aren't, they were removed from the list last year. MGs and standard capacity magazines still are, but no one enforces the mag ban at all outside of Denver or Jefferson County.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The Hummus actually looks okay other than the stupid X made with the red (chili?) powder.

The burgers look okay at that point but hard to tell without the finished product. Hopefully they didn't burn them and the burger in the lower right corner looks like it'll end up undercooked but who knows. It's hard to fuck up pre-packaged burger patties

And of course there is the issue of a grill being in a closed area, but I am just going by a food perspective

 

[Gone Ham]

The Hummus actually looks okay other than the stupid X made with the red (chili?) powder.

The burgers look okay at that point but hard to tell without the finished product. Hopefully they didn't burn them and the burger in the lower right corner looks like it'll end up undercooked but who knows

And of course there is the issue of a grill being in a closed area, but I am just going by a food perspective

The burgers are shit. Knowing them and their cheapness for the serfs, they went with the cheap as fuck restaurant burgers.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The burgers are shit. Knowing them and their cheapness for the serfs, they went with the cheap as fuck restaurant burgers.

Yeah, that meat looks really light but at least they're not overcooked (yet)

 

[AssignedEva]

The Hummus actually looks okay other than the stupid X made with the red (chili?) powder.

The burgers look okay at that point but hard to tell without the finished product. Hopefully they didn't burn them and the burger in the lower right corner looks like it'll end up undercooked but who knows. It's hard to fuck up pre-packaged burger patties

And of course there is the issue of a grill being in a closed area, but I am just going by a food perspective

Normally a red garnish like that on hummus would be paprika, although that's a disgusting amount of paprika to accidentally scoop up onto a crudité. At least they were a bit more restrained with the oil this time.
They do just seem to have hummus and burgers. Would it kill them to make a salad or something? Maybe some savoury rice? They could make either of the latter en masse in (clean! for the love of god clean!) bin bags and it'd be a cheap way to feed a large group.
Actually looking back, they have made some other form of dish

but the sight doesn't fill me with confidence.

Oh and in a development that should surprise nobody, the inside of the tent is already filthy (presumably from lying it down on top of alpaca dung instead of raking the ground out first). Ripped too, although tbf maybe it was already like it. I wonder if they'll get their deposit back on the tent rental.

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[Molly White's Breast Milk]

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Damn you, Earl!!!!!!