Straight Porn is Fucking Gay and Everyone that Jacks off to it is a Faggot

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Epic Fail Man

Epic Fail Man

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How can you masturbate to something that is 40% penis? I can't and have never watched more than 30 seconds of cock induced straight porn since I was 12.

Every time a dick shows up on the screen I get an "intruder alert" in my head and my dick curls up like a snail. This is fucking gay, you are LITTERALLY jacking off to dick you faggot, and you say you are not gay, idiot.

What is the reasoning behind this? are most men gay? How can you get it off when there is someone else's dick on the screen?
 
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Homosexuality is not real. You only think you are gay because of the media and the internet. Somebody told you that your gay and you believed it. That don’t mean it’s true. The Bible says that nobody is actually homosexual and the act of homosexuality is a sin. All sin is equal in the eyes of God. Having anal sex with a man is just as bad as stealing something, or telling a white lie, or murdering someone. All a sin. If you tell yourself that your homosexual then your brain will think that. Just tell yourself that homosexuality goes against the Bible. Read the Bible. Anybody who tells you to just embrace homosexuality is a person who is telling you to just embrace sin. You go to hell if you embrace sin. Do you want to be happy being gay and then go to hell? It’s sounds like your not happy being gay anyway. So what do you even have to lose by becoming straight?
 
Bad Gateway said:
Homosexuality is not real. You only think you are gay because of the media and the internet. Somebody told you that your gay and you believed it. That don’t mean it’s true. The Bible says that nobody is actually homosexual and the act of homosexuality is a sin. All sin is equal in the eyes of God. Having anal sex with a man is just as bad as stealing something, or telling a white lie, or murdering someone. All a sin. If you tell yourself that your homosexual then your brain will think that. Just tell yourself that homosexuality goes against the Bible. Read the Bible. Anybody who tells you to just embrace homosexuality is a person who is telling you to just embrace sin. You go to hell if you embrace sin. Do you want to be happy being gay and then go to hell? It’s sounds like your not happy being gay anyway. So what do you even have to lose by becoming straight?
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That doesn't hide the fact that straight porn is 40% to 50% penis, which is gay.
 
The straightest and therefore best kind of porn is a tranny having sex with a woman. Don't even tell me to watch lesbian porn because that's literally two women being GAY together and I'm not a fucking faggot so I just watch tranny porn instead.
 
Epic Fedora Man said:
How Can you masturbate to something that is 40% penis? I can't and have never watched more than 30 seconds of cock induced straight porn since I was 12.

Every time a dick shows up on the screen I get an "intruder alert" in my head and my dick curls up like a snail. This is fucking gay, you are LITTERALLY jacking off to dick you faggot, and you say you are not gay, idiot.

What is the reasoning behind this? are most men gay? How can you get it off when there is someone else's dick on the screen?
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Not as funny as the Ron White bit.
 
it's not gay for me because actually all PoV porn is made by me so i'm actually just watching myself
it's very gay for you though because you're not me so you're watching another dude naked

jk all porn is degenerate
 
Timesplitter said:
The straightest and therefore best kind of porn is a tranny having sex with a woman. Don't even tell me to watch lesbian porn because that's literally two women being GAY together and I'm not a fucking faggot so I just watch tranny porn instead.
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Count yourself lucky, we just get two nullos otherwise we're either gay or slutty. Very sad porn.
 
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