🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

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How long until Hailey flips her shit


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TL;DR: your child is sending death threats to people and autism isn’t an excuse. :)

Yeah, I was going to tell her that before her ragequit, but she needs to wake up. She's an adult, words mean shit, and she's dead on fucked if she hits someone with the money and willpower to sue her for those death threats. Raging around for nothing is a very dumb idea.
 
Fuck me. If that's really her aunt believing that's the way to respond to all of this then the next generations are severely fucked. The plausibility is totally there because I've seen a lot of brain-dead gen xers and boomers behave the same way on social media complete with the whole "you're just jealous" card and the poor spelling and all. What in the actual fucking bull-fuck man?
 
Fuck me. If that's really her aunt believing that's the way to respond to all of this then the next generations are severely fucked. The plausibility is totally there because I've seen a lot of brain-dead gen xers and boomers behave the same way on social media complete with the whole "you're just jealous" card and the poor spelling and all. What in the actual fucking bull-fuck man?
the aunt probably was having a chimp out and typed out some rant without spell checking and sent it
 
Fuck me. If that's really her aunt believing that's the way to respond to all of this then the next generations are severely fucked. The plausibility is totally there because I've seen a lot of brain-dead gen xers and boomers behave the same way on social media complete with the whole "you're just jealous" card and the poor spelling and all. What in the actual fucking bull-fuck man?
Maturity comes with mental growth, not with physical aging, as seen in the tons of old farts who act like spoiled children that we laugh about in this Mr. Belvedere Fan Forum right here.

There are plenty of people out there who just grew older but aren't really wiser or more mature despite being ahead in years. Heck, just go to any videos on YouTube or any Newspaper's Comments sessions, you're basically sure to find some boomers sperging around like that.

the aunt probably was having a chimp out and typed out some rant without spell checking and sent it
I mean, put yourself in her shoes, all she knows is that people on the internet are being mean to her niece, it's understandable from that point of view. No idea if she actually knows that her niece throws death threats around like a smoker puffs his cigarettes.
 
Found out why she's missing - Hailey graduated.

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Wonder how her grades were? Now that I've got a good look at her full body I think @Street Meat and @Calooby are right. I mentioned it briefly at the beginning of this thread back when I was rewriting the OP but her face showed traces of Down's Syndrome. She appears to have a thicker neck and her body looks very... broad like someone with Down's. It would also explain her simplistic and angry behaviour.

Either that or she's really fat.
 
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It could very easily be some other chromosomal fuckup, I mentioned Down's because she just looks like she's been called "very special" in a condescending tone of voice her whole life.
 
This is going to be a strange question but have we had any confirmations on names for close relatives of this particular cow? Hilariously enough I'm 90% certain I've encountered this special creature out in the wild in the lovely land of NJ, assuming that dox is correct, that face & name is way too familiar, and I'm certain I know a few of her family members, though they don't know me most likely. The sense of familiarity I have with this cow is unnerving.
 
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