US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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That legit does sound like a good Twilight Zone remake episode. An SJW uses a time machine to go back to Haiti during 1800s and causes the genocide of the French colonists, which made the Antebellum South completely nope out of the idea of ending slavery. Alternatively, the SJWs go back in time to become the abolitionists and cause the American Civil War.

EDIT: Or what if one time-traveling SJW was behind every single Hitler assassination attempt, but kept sucking due to Wily E. Coyote incompetence?
 
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The next push is going to be to tear down the White House and rebuild it with only alphabet union workers so "the center of democracy won't come from a house built by slaves."

You can't even joke about that anymore because it will happen now. And there's probably no clause against it anywhere, they'll tack it on to a reconciliation budget.
 
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