The results are in, and we now have a full bracket!
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We had a few upsets, notably #15 seed
Fat Cougar absolutely destroying #2
Titty Harley Quinn!
(Seriously, you guys don't find THQ creepy as fuck? Those eyes remind me of a particularly demonic-looking Santa Claus ornament we used to have on our Christmas tree when I was growing up. I still get flashbacks.) #10
Tiger on Meth also edged #7
Tiger/German Shepherd Hybrid (variant B), leaving only a single tiger/German shepherd hybrid to carry on the fight.
To keep things manageable, we're going to divide the round of 32 into two groups, voting on the Wonder Woman and Deformed Weasel conferences today and the Gneech Atrocities and Troon Atrocities conferences later in the week. Let us begin:
Wonder Woman Conference
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Number one seed
Arms Crossed gets a bye into the next round, leaving us with three contests to vote on.
H: #4 Rigid Tiger (variant A) vs. #5 Just Pissed Off
This promises to be a brutal battle, with
Rigid Tiger (variant A)'s uncomfortable-looking pose squaring off against
Just Pissed Off''s sheer meanness. Las Vegas is already reporting heavy interest in this contest, and I think a lot of money is about to change hands.
I: #3 Rigid Cougar vs. #6 Come Hither
Rigid Cougar is incredibly similar in appearance to the Rigid Tigers, but is actually a completely different drawing. She faces
Come Hither, who may not seem like much of a challenge until you remember that she represents Lou.
J: #2 Rigid Tiger (variant B) vs. #7 Happy Tiger
Rigid Tiger (variant B) is a shitty, asymmetrical recolor of her sister Variant A, who admirably shows off Lou's deteriorating coloring skills. She faces
Happy Tiger, who comes into this contest with the severe disadvantage of being decently drawn and colored.
Deformed Weasel Conference
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K: #1 Horrifying Titty Creature vs. #8 Tiger/German Shepherd Hybrid (variant A)
Top-seeded
Horrifying Titty Creature received a bye in the qualifier round and faces her first challenger in the form of
Tiger/German Shepherd Hybrid (variant A). Horrifying Titty Creature is likely to be a tough matchup for anyone in this tournament, with her nightmare-inducing face, fetishized breasts, and complete lack of any limbs.
L: #4 Down Syndrome Tiger vs. #5 Lecherous Cougar
Boy howdy, I wouldn't want to have to decide between these two, with
Down Syndrome Tiger's derpy appearance going up against whatever's going on inside
Lecherous Cougar's head. This is likely to be another close one.
M: #15 Fat Cougar vs. #10 Tiger on Meth
Our two underdogs face each other in what is sure to be a closely watched battle.
Fat Cougar's doge-like cuteness captured the hearts, and turned the stomachs, of many during the qualifying round, but does she have what it takes to compete against
Tiger on Meth and her clear willingness to slit your throat for whatever cash you have on you? Let's find out!
N: #3 Jocelyn Wildenstein vs. #6 Probably Smells Bad
If any matchup causes our voters to experience severe nausea and discomfort, it will be this one.
Probably Smells Bad is unappealing in just about every single way, but
Jocelyn Wildenstein's resemblance to
the real Jocelyn Wildenstein is uncanny. I may have to go lie down after typing this up.
As before, you can vote here or in a PM to me. Don't vote on the right side of the bracket yet, or your vote will be discarded and you will be called a faggot. I may give this contest an extra day due to the weekend, or I may not. To be safe, get your votes in early!
