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Wheezy Asthmatic said:
Well now that he's been banned, Hax$ now has more time to go the fuck outside and touch some grass. Dude needs help, fr fr
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inb4 he hires another engineer to develop an ergonomic glove to help people with mangled hands touch grass
 
Slav Power said:
Why did the article link to the video though? I thought Hax is the big bad man and no one should listen to him?
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That seems like the right thing to do: let people watch the video sens decide for themselves.

I'd say hax is a sperg, but I don't think Leffen actually fears for his life. This all feels like a game of soccer where two players run into each other, then they each try to cry more than the other.
 
Uncle Warren said:
Most likely for context as to what caused the controversy. You know, like a competent reporter would.
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Competent reporter? In 2021? Preposterous!

Also kudos to Hungrybox for staying the fuck out of this shitshow. Possibly the least spergiest member of this community.
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Fucking Hax should have gone easier on the Adderall. Paranoia, rambling and excess verbage are common side effects. Leffen did nothing wrong and Hax is a pussey who can't win a fist fight to settle shit like a man.
 
The best part about this was Leffen didn’t even have to do anything. While Hax$ was studying basic bitch psychology and politics meanwhile Leffen picked up a copy of the Art of War by Sun Tzu.
 
Justtocheck said:
Fucking Hax should have gone easier on the Adderall. Paranoia, rambling and excess verbage are common side effects. Leffen did nothing wrong and Hax is a pussey who can't win a fist fight to settle shit like a man.
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Pretty sure he's just autistic possibly with a touch of schizo. You're not wrong about Adderall but it doesn't make you into Charlie Day ranting about Pepe Silvia the totalitarian Smash player.
 
"I can come to no terms with a HAX$IVIST, which everywhere as their first act after gaining power is - not the liberation of the SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE PLAYER - but the liberation of the scum of humanity, the asocial creatures concentrated in the BASEMENTS - and then the letting loose of these wild beasts upon the terrified and helpless world about them....

HAX$ISM turns flourishing countrysides into sinister wastes of ruins; National LEFFENISM transforms a 20 YEAR OLD NINTENDO 64 GAME of destruction and misery into a healthy SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE COMMUNITY and a flourishing UNWASHED NEET life....

HAX$ planned a world revolution and SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE workmen would be used but as cannon-fodder for HAX$IVIST imperialism. But we National LEFFENISTS do not wish that our GAMER SKILLS should be employed to impose by force on other peoples what those peoples themselves do not want. Our LEFFEN army does not swear on oath that it will with bloodshed extend the National LEFFENIST idea over other peoples, but that it will with its own blood defend the National LEFFENIST idea and thereby the LEFFEN Reich, its security and freedom, from the aggression of other peoples.... The LEFFEN people as soldiers is one of the best peoples in the world: It would have become a veritable 'Fight to the 4 STOCK Brigade' for the bloody purposes of these international disseminators of strife. We have removed this danger, through the National LEFFENIST Revolution, from our own people and from other peoples....

These are only some of the grounds for the antagonisms which separate us from HAX$ISM. I confess: these antagonisms cannot be bridged. Here are really two worlds which do but grow further apart from each other and can never unite. When in an SUPER SMASH BROTHERS YOUTUBE VIDEO a LEDGE CAMPER complains that we wish to divide THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS COMMUNITY into two parts, then unfortunately we are bound to inform this KIRBY PLAYER living on his happy DREAM LAND N64 island that - however unwelcome it may be - this division is already an accomplished fact.... That one should refuse to see a thing does not mean that it is not there. For many a year in SWEDEN I have been laughed to scorn as a prophet; for many a year my warnings and my prophecies were regarded as the illusions of a mind diseased....

HAX$ISM has attacked the foundations of our whole human order, alike in CERTIFIED TOURNAMENT and SCRIMS, the foundations of our conception of GAMER EDICIT, of our faith and of our morals: all alike are at stake. If this HAX$ISM would be content to promote this doctrine in a single land, then other countries might remain unconcerned, but its supreme principle is its internationalism and that means the confession of faith that these views must be carried to triumph throughout the whole world, i.e., that the world as we know it must be turned upside down."

- William "LEFFEN" Hjelte - The Greatest Smash Melee Player the World Has Ever Known - 2021
 
This backfired badly on Hax$'s part, tried to make an exposè on a big time smasher manipulating people against each other, conjuring up fabricated stories on Leffen constantly harassing and fucking with people both online and irl, whilst attempting to hold him account to his own actions and make him face some direct backlash and consequences.

Yet it has completely blown up in his face, and truly revealed how much of a loose cannon Hax really is, and no matter how much evidence he puts forth, most people aren't willing to take a chance with him right now, because they know clearly he's not thinking straight.

Hax, ya dun goofed.
 
It's important to note that Hax was not qualified in the first place

Quick explanation on how you can get invited:
-Qualify by placing well in a big tournament
-Qualify by being first in a qualifier tournament
-Being invited directly(it's for inactive top players)
-Being voted in


It most likely won't happen but Hax has been banned from attending the tournament but not from the last qualifier.

Rollback Rumble: THE BIG ONE - NA

Rollback Rumble: THE BIG ONE - NA is a tournament that will be held online on July 3-11, 2021. It features singles and doubles events for Melee. Residents of the following countries are eligible to participate: United States Canada Mexico The two top placing, non-qualified players will...
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In theory he can still play at Rollback Rumble.
He most likely won't or also get banned here too if he wants to play but it's pretty funny to think about.

I imagine the T.0 was scared Hax would be voted in via the poll just for drama's sake since Leffen is invited too
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Yet it has completely blown up in his face, and truly revealed how much of a loose cannon Hax really is, and no matter how much evidence he puts forth, most people aren't willing to take a chance with him right now, because they know clearly he's not thinking straight.

Hax, ya dun goofed.
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People hate manipulative bullies, but they hate lose lipped snitches who turn to daddy for popular support when they can't handle dissagreements even more.

Hax did the KF equivalent of creating a thread "He negrated me and my friends, mods plis ban"
 
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excited to see the Smash fanbase collectively somehow find blame in Leffen for banning HAX while not even noticing Hax literally quotes Hitler due to the fact that "leffen is a asshole >:("
 
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