Kiwi Farms Reviews

[yasscat]

Found this in my grocery store like five minutes ago. It seemed appropriate so I took a picture.

Spoiler

Sorry it's sideways.

 

[Linako 2.0]

what sets this site apart from tumblr is that tumblr users tend to be vastly different in our ideologies, etc.

The Kiwi farms has left wingers, some anarchists, right wingers and we had Burning Love.
meanwhile, Tumblr hates anyone that doesn't follow their cult of Authoritarian Humanism

 

[Jaimas]

Hey, remember that time we exposed someone who was complicit in their boyfriend's suicide so they could milk it for Tumblr cred?

KIWI FARMS: Because Tumblr's userbase is evil.

 

[Lipitor]

I feel like any description that fails to mention the term lolcow is misleading.


Also racist? We make fun of some privileged cis white males a majority of the time. So I guess we should make fun of more minorities so it's more fair.

 

[ON 190]

it’s like if you took the movie pixels and somehow turned it into a webforum.

Nothing can be that bad. I'm angry that we were even compared.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Any review that leaves out how we're monsters/soulless/heathens/neckbeards/faggots is neglecting our strong points.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Kiwi Farms did 9/11.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well, I can see a few things wrong here. Least of which being the comparison to Stormfront. The other is saying we all have a limited mindset (yeah, and like Tumblr users don't). Fuck even ED did this better.

Also, what's a fremdschämen?

 

[ON 190]

Kiwi Farms did 9/11.

I started World War I, so it set a precedent.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Well, I can see a few things wrong here. Least of which being the comparison to Stormfront. The other is saying we all have a limited mindset. Fuck even ED did this better.

Also, what's a fremdschämen?

Feeling embarrassed by something someone else did.

 

[Cynical]

It's like the Tumblr version of "Take Down ED" petitions, just more pathetic.

 

[ON 190]

Feeling embarrassed by something someone else did.

To be fair, it's a fantastic word and Germany needs to be proud.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Feeling embarrassed by something someone else did.

Huh, and here I thought it was some fancy German pastry.

Fucker shouldn't be using words that people won't understand right away. It makes him look more pseudo-interlectual than he already is.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

 

[Some JERK]

kiwifarms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan, and reddit together, using only their worst parts. the hypocrisy of reddit, the harassment of tumblr, and the bigotry of 4chan. kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello

If I wasn't already a member of this forum I would have signed up based on this testimonial alone.

 

[ON 190]

Ah yes, it wouldn't be complaining about the Farms without someone not know what "freedom of speech" really is. Protip, tumblristas, it doesn't apply to private forums at all. Our playground, our rules.

If I wasn't already a member of this forum I would have signed up based on this testimonial alone.

@Some JERK, no kidding. That is fucking poetry.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What I don't understand is why people keep calling us an amalgamation of the worst things the internet has to offer when Tumblr and DeviantArt beat us to the punch ages ago.

 

[_blank_]

1) Like I give a fuck about what a 16 year old has to think.... but I'm writing this out just in case they're lurking around here.

2) Even if I did, I wouldn't care because the fucker doesn't understand how to use a Shift key.

3) Protip: I don't know what school chucklefuck Silver (groan, oh wait - sorry, *growl* ) came from, but back when I was in there, if you were going to make a point, you usually try to back it up with some evidence. Comparing a group to the worst parts of 4chan, tumblr, reddit, and Stormfront, kind of need some backing up. Oh, can't bother to do that? Then shut the fuck up and get back to class.

4) Fucking hilarious that a 16-year old is whining about "12 year old slacktivists." Oh, you're a big man now, ain't ya? Boy, betcha you can't wait to graduate so you can move on to talking about those little shit middle schoolers and have just enough of a safety buffer that they don't come over and break into your locker.

5) "It's like if you took the movie pixels and somehow turned it into a webforum." This sentence makes no sense. I thought we were being compared to Stormfront. Like I said on #3, If you're going to compare something to something else, back it up otherwise you sound like a tool.... oh wait, too late.

6) That formatting, tho.

tl;dr - If you put a tl;dr at the end of your post, then your post wasn't worth the fucking time to write it.

 

[sugoi-chan]

So which cow wrote this? Or was it a butthurt Steven Universe fan?

Found this in my grocery store like five minutes ago. It seemed appropriate so I took a picture.

Sorry it's sideways.

Mister? On Tumblr? Don't you mean Xer Saltiness, Xirster Salty?

 

[Keerakh]

Well looks like someone missed their nap, can practically see the seething rage in their eyes as they typed that wall of salt.

Must've been trying to type Lot's Wife lol