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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

two of which have been in the military

I really wish the National Archives weren't fucked from Covid, I'd love to put in an OMPF request on them.

 

[Prolego]

they used what Jarrod says is trash, meaning it’s old used plywood. There’s no way in hell it’s pressure treated.

It looks like he recycled the old hot-tub, so it could well be treated. Or at least it was, once upon a time, since troons do fuck all in the line of regular maintenance. Anyone who's ever read Tom Sawyer knows that fences need painting.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

The outdoor shower, to my eyes, is a hose that happens to be draped on stuff

 

[voidBits]

They usually still have a drain that doesn't just go into the dirt

Yeah, actually this is possibly one of the most stupid things
I'm surprised it hasn't been pulled apart yet
I'm hoping they've actually done something about this though, even a shitty trench as a run off

If the shower is used with any regularity, (strong doubt but lets pretend they aren't what we know them to be)
and even if it's used only once in a blue moon, it's pretty dumb to have a pool of grey water where you live.

The water will start pooling and the entrance to the shower will be muddy and pretty unappealing quite quickly
Look at the pics, I think the shower may be on the other side to the garden, but no matter, they have chairs and that by the shower, so it's obviously a used space
The ground is compacted with lots of dust and shit, the water will sit and it will get pretty rank
But when it all gets too muddy, they'll throw some boards and planks down to cover it
Lazy fucking half ass stoners

It's so fucking regressive and again, belligerent, to do pig headed shit like this
It's ignoring basic principles that have been around for thousands of years
There are some easy solutions.

Basic:

Dig a hole beneath, fill it with shingle and cover over​

Shape the land around so it all falls to the soakaway​

Carry on as you are​

Bit more advanced:

Buy, find, get a shower tray, you need something very basic, they cost fuck all.​

Fit a trap that costs cents and some 32mm pipe and send the water away.​

Run the pipe above or below ground, except for the ideal solution it doesn't matter how you do it, as long as it has a fall.​

Now once you've sent the water away, you either just let it go somewhere away from circulation spaces and where you live, or you do like above and build a soakaway​

OR, MISTER FUCKING PERMACULTURIST JARROD
You have the shower tray and the pipe above ground, but you collect your run-off and use it in the garden you have conveniently nearby,
larping bloody spergs


Edit: The sheet board is OSB, orientated strand board, a cheaper alternative to plywood, it's pretty waterproof and this looks like it's been painted which will help seal the surface. It's going to get mouldy and look like shit but in these conditions it may last a season or two?
I reckon they'll abandon this thing long before it's fucked through use (fucked through poor workmanship is another matter), their attention span seems short

two of which have been in the military

Wasn't Jarrod just a base brat who then went with his sister to a military junior college or school?
But when it came to join the big boys and stop playing child soldier, they said lolno you're a fucking sped mate
And he's been permanently raging ever since

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The water will start pooling and the entrance to the shower will be muddy and pretty unappealing quite quickly
Look at the pics, I think the shower may be on the other side to the garden, but no matter, they have chairs and that by the shower, so it's obviously a used space
The ground is compacted with lots of dust and shit, the water will sit and it will get pretty rank
But when it all gets too muddy, they'll throw some boards and planks down to cover it
Lazy fucking half ass stoners

It's so fucking regressive and again, belligerent, to do pig headed shit like this
It's ignoring basic principles that have been around for thousands of years
There are some easy solutions.

The Tranch is proof that ol' Teddy K. was right.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Good god the whole tranch is going to look like a massive methlab soon

 

[Old Fart]

Lmao on that shower. Colorado is sunny, the simplest solar power shower involves storing water up high in dark pipes/containers and letting the sun heat it up, no electricity involved.

You have to be careful with that. Only put clean water in a clean tank, let it just warm up and use it. If you let it stand too long the whole club may end up with Legionella, which would arguably add another 200 pages to this thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

You have to be careful with that. Only put clean water in a clean tank, let it just warm up and use it. If you let it stand too long the whole club may end up with Legionella, which would arguably add another 200 pages to this thread.

Would bacterial infections be able to penetrate what I can only assume is a robust bacterial ecosystem unique to Tranchers? At this point it may be evolved enough to repel infections that would kill the host and jeopardize its survival.

 

[eDove]

If reading this thread wasn't dangerous for their safety, they could skim through here and learn a lot of useful info to improve their Tranch.

 

[break these cuffs]

If reading this thread wasn't dangerous for their safety, they could skim through here and learn a lot of useful info to improve their Tranch.

Tranchers 100% read this thread. They are too lazy or proud to implement most of the advice.

 

[SCRAM]

Yeah, actually this is possibly one of the most stupid things
I'm surprised it hasn't been pulled apart yet
I'm hoping they've actually done something about this though, even a shitty trench as a run off

If the shower is used with any regularity, (strong doubt but lets pretend they aren't what we know them to be)
and even if it's used only once in a blue moon, it's pretty dumb to have a pool of grey water where you live.

The water will start pooling and the entrance to the shower will be muddy and pretty unappealing quite quickly
Look at the pics, I think the shower may be on the other side to the garden, but no matter, they have chairs and that by the shower, so it's obviously a used space
The ground is compacted with lots of dust and shit, the water will sit and it will get pretty rank
But when it all gets too muddy, they'll throw some boards and planks down to cover it
Lazy fucking half ass stoners

It's so fucking regressive and again, belligerent, to do pig headed shit like this
It's ignoring basic principles that have been around for thousands of years
There are some easy solutions.

Basic:

Dig a hole beneath, fill it with shingle and cover over​

Shape the land around so it all falls to the soakaway​

Carry on as you are​

Bit more advanced:

Buy, find, get a shower tray, you need something very basic, they cost fuck all.​

Fit a trap that costs cents and some 32mm pipe and send the water away.​

Run the pipe above or below ground, except for the ideal solution it doesn't matter how you do it, as long as it has a fall.​

Now once you've sent the water away, you either just let it go somewhere away from circulation spaces and where you live, or you do like above and build a soakaway​

OR, MISTER FUCKING PERMACULTURIST JARROD
You have the shower tray and the pipe above ground, but you collect your run-off and use it in the garden you have conveniently nearby,
larping bloody spergs

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Edit: The sheet board is OSB, orientated strand board, a cheaper alternative to plywood, it's pretty waterproof and this looks like it's been painted which will help seal the surface. It's going to get mouldy and look like shit but in these conditions it may last a season or two?
I reckon they'll abandon this thing long before it's fucked through use (fucked through poor workmanship is another matter), their attention span seems short


Wasn't Jarrod just a base brat who then went with his sister to a military junior college or school?
But when it came to join the big boys and stop playing child soldier, they said lolno you're a fucking sped mate
And he's been permanently raging ever since

Nothing is square, not the shower, not the fence, and it all looks like it's going to collapse with a good storm.

I guess that will be the next begging arc for griftbux. "Save the Tranch! The evil Nazis are controlling the weather!"

 

[Gone Ham]

Would bacterial infections be able to penetrate what I can only assume is a robust bacterial ecosystem unique to Tranchers? At this point it may be evolved enough to repel infections that would kill the host and jeopardize its survival.

They’re all basically Mr Burns then

 

[The Final Troondown]

OK, I should probably have followed this up earlier, but I couldn't be bothered then. Think of this as a Public Information Message. If you're looking for security, stay away from troons and their allies. The Socialist Rifles posted the photo with the blurred faces on their twitter account. The blurred faces was hilarious, but even more hilarious was that a certain Jesse Barnett who is on twitter as @SomeKindofJesse posted the unblurred version. And in case the mask hid too much of his face, he stuck up an unmasked snap on the same tweet.

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Spoiler: Antifa and the Art of Camouflage

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https://twitter.com/SomeKindofJesse/status/1391747617797836800 (X)

He also retweeted a link to a long interview and podcast he recently gave, discussing his music

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https://twitter.com/reynlord/status/1395389056268357637

https://knotfest.com/jesse-barnett-...-day-we-got-what-we-deserved-on-the-downbeat/ (X)

And then he retweeted his friend in the photo, who had also posted an unblurred shot of himself playing with alpacas.

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https://twitter.com/TANKIEPILLED/status/1391825497261166596 (X)

Spoiler: Been taking lessons from Inspector Clouseau

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And the pinned tweet on that account directs you to a community bookshop that he's just opened with his mates.

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https://twitter.com/TANKIEPILLED/status/1381642227118575616 (X)

Spoiler: Don't tell him, Pike

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And to get back to the Tranch, Paul posted another photo.

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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1395365111167176704

It looks like whoever owns that little silver car had a run-in with a fire hydrant, or decided that they really ought to learn to park like a girl (tee-hee). And once again the contrast between the mud their side of the border (should we call it the cis-side) and the trans-fence vegetation is the first thing that anyone notices. Have none of the troons ever wondered why? They seem to be completely oblivious to it.

Spoiler: Troonia est omnis divisa in partes tres

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Jesus Christ it looks like the cursed earth from Judge Dredd

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Why do those gross fat ones wear chest rigs? Last thing you want is to add a few extra inches to your gut. The mental image of a fatty troon wearing a bunch of equipment on his gut trying to go prone but instead just rolling around in the dirt as bullets are whizzing by is pretty hilarious.

Oh yeah, and the extra inch or two of their garbage armor isn't helping either. Kind of wish I could get some of those trash plates for testing.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why do those gross fat ones wear chest rigs? Last thing you want is to add a few extra inches to your gut. The mental image of a fatty troon wearing a bunch of equipment on his gut trying to go prone but instead just rolling around in the dirt as bullets are whizzing by is pretty hilarious.

Because they're larping. They also think wearing plate carriers will give legitimacy to the lies about them being under threats of violence from their neighbors.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Because they're larping. They also think wearing plate carriers will give legitimacy to the lies about them being under threats of violence from their neighbors.

I'd recommend something better but they're probably reading this thread and will go beg for money to buy it. Instead I'll just suggest they 41% themselves and cut out the middleman with this whole garbage armor business. Or go test it out while wearing it after having too much boxed wine and meth.

Edit: Oh yeah, about plate carriers, I've been seeing kids rocking empty ones around the neighborhood lately, must be some new trend. When a 14-year-old on a bicycle wearing a plate carrier looks like less of a pussy than your whole backwater troon militia, you know you gone done fucked up.

 

[White Devil]

I'd recommend something better but they're probably reading this thread and will go beg for money to buy it. Instead I'll just suggest they 41% themselves and cut out the middleman with this whole garbage armor business. Or go test it out while wearing it after having too much boxed wine and meth.

Edit: Oh yeah, about plate carriers, I've been seeing kids rocking empty ones around the neighborhood lately, must be some new trend. When a 14-year-old on a bicycle wearing a plate carrier looks like less of a pussy than your whole backwater troon militia, you know you gone done fucked up.

A lot of kids get plate carriers with plastic training plates for airsoft.

 

[Death Grip]

Good god the whole tranch is going to look like a massive methlab soon

The sooner the better tbh IMO.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

A lot of kids get plate carriers with plastic training plates for airsoft.

Makes sense, I've seen paintball/airsoft players rocking some cheap wish.com ones, but usually not as a fashion accessory outside the playing field.

If this becomes a new fashion trend, I'm all up for it. Thanks for making the look popular, Kanye!

 

[Monolith]

There's nothing wrong with wooden shower stalls, assuming of course that the wood has been treated properly for a high moisture environment and is maintained.

There's everything wrong with the wood that they used. And the way they put it together.

Can't wait for Kevin to post about the giant splinter he got in his amhole.