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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
retard strength said:
You know that unfortunate kid from school who always smelled like cat shit and mold and cigarettes? Who had no idea he stank, and didn't understand why people asked about it? And once you got older, you realized it's because his parents are hoarders with multiple overflowing litter boxes, untouched for years, and dead cat carcasses throughout the home but he is just used to that smell because that is his whole life? His skin and clothes and hair and walls and bedding and oxygen are all just cat shit and mold and cigarettes?

That is the troon dome. Cat shit, dog shit, the amhole, burrito nights, general man stink and sweat, eternal body oils and grease from not showering, ball sweat, pet dandruff, man dandruff, weed, dilation family nights, jizz, garbage, dirty dishes, stale unwashed laundry... they must be so used to the fucking eternal stank that they no longer notice it.

All grown ass adults choosing to live like this while thinking they're the dantiest of women, posting pics and filming docs amongt the filth.

Imagine being the bar/grill owner trying to herd out the stinky autistic troons that have been loudly playing Magic The Gathering for several hours after eating, having to bleach the dining chairs after they leave. Everyone in town suffers this.
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truly the tranch is hell with almost every deadly sin under the sun embodied.

Gluttony: as seen by how they can' t stop stuffing their fat faces.

Lust: Kevin and wedge despite being more or less castratred still subject us to their out of control sex lives.

Sloth: they're lazy and inept at ranching and always take the easy way out (and of course the ones like kevin wo do nothing but play overwatch all day))

Pride: self explanatory but you see it most in how they think the tranch is successful when it's falling apart.

Vanity: Kevin: "OMG GUYS IM SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LADY! I WOULD FUCK MYSELF IF I ONLY COULD!"

Greed: They grift off people for money they don't earn and kevin especially. He's squandering an inheritance away while the others hoard with it.

Wrath: They've isolated themselves from their neighbors based on stereotypes about them being bigotted hicks who hate them (which could be true but not for the reasons they initially thought) and constantly use threats and violence to drive people they don't like away.
 
Gone Ham said:
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This was a double entendre apparently.

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Another lamb surely to be rejected by its mother. You hate to see it.

edit: I'm an idiot, Paul says right there in the tweet that its mother is actually nursing this one. Whether you want to believe that is up to you, but I don't see why they'd lie, given that they were upfront about the previous rejections.
 
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Can't wipe the blood and feces off the newborn lamb, Twitter update is more important.

Rate me MATI if you want but that's just sickening.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Can't wipe the blood and feces off the newborn lamb, Twitter update is more important.

Rate me MATI if you want but that's just sickening.
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You don't want to clean up newborn lambs, or most newborn anything in general, it badly interferes with the newborn's scent and bonding process with mum. If the tranchers are cleaning the lambs when they're born, it would actually be one of the biggest reasons why there's so many rejected lambs on the tranch.
 
glass_houses said:
You don't want to clean up newborn lambs, or most newborn anything in general, it badly interferes with the newborn's scent and bonding process with mum. If the tranchers are cleaning the lambs when they're born, it would actually be one of the biggest reasons why there's so many rejected lambs on the tranch.
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My bad then.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Can't wipe the blood and feces off the newborn lamb, Twitter update is more important.

Rate me MATI if you want but that's just sickening.
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I won't rate you MATI but I will disagree.

There is absolutely no need for human intervention in 99.9% cases of births, mama ewe will clean the lamb up in her own time (looking at that photo it's a VERY recent birth)

The early bonding between mother and baby is one of the most crucial times, scent recognition is established so mama knows it's 'hers'
Without this, the likelihood of rejection increases dramatically - this is one occasion where tranch 'neglect' is actually the way you should do things

It's my strong suspicion that, behind insufficient nutrition, 'interfering with the uwu cutie babbies' was the most likely reason they ended up bottle-feeding so many

MAYBE 🌈 they actually took notice of some of us here who wrote as much...hi Tranchers!

Edit: Ninja'd by @glass_houses - page hadn't refreshed
 
I like Kevin's need to voice his opinion despite not knowing anything relevant to the situation.
 
I like how over half of the words in those posts seem to be dedicated not to the conversation of life and death matters but instead dedicated to "please don't be angry".
 
retard strength said:
That is the troon dome.
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That filthy cat piss guy didn't have film crews and NPR there filming a filthy, vile hovel and telling the world this is the bravest most beautiful way anyone ever lived. People asked him why he stank and why he was such an autistic fuckup. He didn't understand why but he wasn't praised for this behavior. Now, it is literally a hate crime in much of the world even to point out this guy fucking stinks.
EvaBraunsGhost said:
Do they ALWAYS look this revolting or is it just another example of troons absolutely mullering everything they touch?
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Imagine being so utterly incompetent that you can manage to fuck up the task of opening up a can of beans and heating them up. These men are a joke. But please mainstream media, tell us what a huge accomplishment this tranny death ranch is. We know you'll completely forget they existed when the Waco type shit goes down though.
Lubby Smith said:
Shots fired.
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I'm not a fan of shitty, useless body armor, but I'm trying to find a reason to disapprove of giving it to crazed, murderous, insane, trigger-happy troons just to see what happens. It's sort of like those hilarious life vests stuffed with sawdust some scammer sold to rapefugees.
 
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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
No idea man, That or they just cut up the avocados and put the slices on the burritos. Which is a revolting thought.

But typically you'd make the guac before you set the table for serving, same with slicing the olives, also why is there a bit of jalapeno in the beef? It's not hurting anything by being there but that shows a distinct lack of care if you're going to serve cross contaminated food like that. I'm 99% sure that cheese is a block of Velveeta, probably multiple blocks given the size of the pan. Those tomatos are diced way too big, the lettuce isn't shredded at all, I assume that the rice cooker pot is white rice and cilantro since that's a TexMex staple but Christ could you make it look any sadder? Look at how shiny and smooth those refried beans are, they obviously came from a can and weren't well stirred.

This picture is horrible, it gets worse and worse the more you stare at it. It's like a tiramisu of awfulness.
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The cheese is a giant can of nacho cheese, and you are correct that the beans also came from a can. Of course the pots are overfilled, and poorly stirred, so likely not heated all the way through either.
 
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