Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

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I-chi said:
Legitimately hoping the best for the poor kid. His future will not be easy, no matter how far away he is from his father. I think the best thing would be adoption and NEVER being told where he came from until he's old enough to have built his own life.
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Can you imagine being 21 and adopted, deciding to look up who your birth father is, and it's Ralph?
 
TriggerMeElmo said:
It's the demon baby but I'm just an innocent muppet just like you're a British bear that has adventures.
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I just thought Faith or Ralph had joined The Satanic Temple or something. I was concerned since i think that group was a big supporter of abortion rights.
 
Ethan is basically a member of the church of satan, these are the 9 satanic statements and they perfectly describe his persona. Let's see what happens if you write Killstream instead of satan

1 The Killstream represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2 The Killstream represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3 The Killstream represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4 The Killstream represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5 The Killstream represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6 The Killstream represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7 The Killstream represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8 The Killstream represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9 The Killstream has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

8 out of 9 are oddly fitting, satanist confirmed
 
FuzzMushr00m said:
Ethan is basically a member of the church of satan, these are the 9 satanic statements and they perfectly describe his persona. Let's see what happens if you write Killstream instead of satan

1 The Killstream represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2 The Killstream represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3 The Killstream represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4 The Killstream represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5 The Killstream represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6 The Killstream represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7 The Killstream represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8 The Killstream represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9 The Killstream has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

8 out of 9 are oddly fitting, satanist confirmed
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Well Ralph does have an unbridled sense of absolute hedonism and exacting vengeance on his enemies. Satanism has been described as "charismatic atheism" and "you are your own god" which would fall in line that because he thinks with the "ralphamale" mentality/narcissistic bullshit that he has no faults, everyone has wronged him and that this requires his belief of "if you go low, I'll go lower".
 
Rupert Bear said:
I just thought Faith or Ralph had joined The Satanic Temple or something. I was concerned since i think that group was a big supporter of abortion rights.
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Ralph did want his child aborted actually. He said that privately around the same time he was protesting with the American First fags.
 
Keranu said:
Ralph did want his child aborted actually. He said that privately around the same time he was protesting with the American First fags.
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In due fairness it was because he probably came to the realization of what having a kid would actually cost him and that it's not like buying a pet dog just to own Josh.
 
TriggerMeElmo said:
In due fairness it was because he probably came to the realization of what having a kid would actually cost him and that it's not like buying a pet dog just to own Josh.
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So Ralph purposely came up with the idea that he wanted to put a baby in Fai Fai, did so, then thought "Whoops! Maybe I shouldn;t oughta have done that!"?!
 
Chief Ungo Bungo said:
This is sadly true but Ethan won't give a flying fuck.
Xander will only ever be mentioned to dunk on "AYYLAWGS WHO DON'T GET NO PUSS" or on Sargon because "I have a living son and you don't MUTHAFUCKA"
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Wow that is definitely going to happen at some point, isnt it?

I've got this, guys. Carl, you have abused our trust in the past. But to protect your British sensibilities, I will give you my Mutt pass.

You can say "white nigger" one more time but ONLY about Ethan Ralph.
 
Now that I think about it, how many other lolcows have had children?
From a purely biological standpoint, Ralph might be one of the more successful cows.
 
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