Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Chad Holdenford]

I hope there can be a day where the rainbow isn't always associated with LGBTQWTFBBQWERTYUIOP.

Rainbows are part of nature, and they shouldn't always mean identity politics.

Too late now. Just like swastikas are now Nazi shit, rainbows are now faggot shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Too late now.

Culture can change in the future though.

I hope...

(Like @Dom Cruise said, Western "culture" hasn't changed much since 2016, which is odd.)

 

[R00T]

so does this mean I should hold off buying that tie dye rainbow hoodie I was looking at?

 

[Varis]

I hope they bring the White Power Skittles back.

 

[Celestine]

I just want to be left alone, fuck. I actively avoid all of this rainbow shit because who cares if I'm a homo or not? You're not sleeping with me so why does it matter? Troons ruin everything they touch.

 

[Gone Ham]

Mmm yummy mouthwash that gives you oral herpes

 

[Dark Edea]

I actually really like this product a lot. The box shows a happy display of Kellogg's corporate mascots all holding hands while showcasing a bowl of all their cereal mixed together, but if you look inside, all the boxes are very much segregated from each other. The irony of having to physically force each cereal together in a disgusting and unappetizing mass, making each cereal lose its individuality in the process, is so powerful that it almost counts as hate speech.

Great work, Kellogg's. Your product went so far woke that it ended up implicitly advocating for the cereal ethnostate.

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This may be the post of the month right here.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

This is here to stay isnt it? This made me say What the Fuck aloud to myself
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Sydney has some hairy arms.

 

[e-gf]

 

[Gone Ham]

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what the absolute fuck

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Is that real? I'm gobsmacked.

 

[The Big O]

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Well I wish to never drink Dr. Pepper ever again. Extra-islamic content!

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Dear lord, how many products do I need to stop using now?

 

[Mal0]

Well I wish to never drink Dr. Pepper ever again. Extra-islamic content!

Even though he doesn't have the education as his peer Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb is often ignored despite his similarity to the good doctor.

 

[The Big O]

Even though he doesn't have the education as his peer Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb is often ignored despite his similarity to the good doctor.

Does the parent company of Mr. Pibb also sport an obnoxious rainbow version of their logo? Or embarrasing advertisements like that one?

 

[Gone Ham]

I find it funny how Dr Pepper is the ultimate college football sponsor, but then they go and come out as Vers. It just doesn’t add up

 

[Mal0]

Does the parent company of Mr. Pibb also sport an obnoxious rainbow version of their logo? Or embarrasing advertisements like that one?

All of them do. Dr. Pepper did what they did, and Mr. Pibb is owned by Coca Cola, aka "Try to Be Less White" Georgia Voting bill protester.

If you want a drink that doesn't have a woke company, may I suggest water? If you want to go crazy add lemon or strawberries.

 

[Gone Ham]

All of them do. Dr. Pepper did what they did, and Mr. Pibb is owned by Coca Cola, aka "Try to Be Less White" Georgia Voting bill protester.

If you want a drink that doesn't have a woke company, may I suggest water? If you want to go crazy add lemon or strawberries.

Idk, my department of public works who controls the tap water put in a lgbt sidewalk last year.

 

[Mal0]

Idk, my department of public works who controls the tap water put in a lgbt sidewalk last year.

>He doesn't distill his own water from piss

Pathetic.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Does this count as corporate? May as well be for how many companies last year were deciding how to pander to gays while not overlooking blacks.
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At least it's more appealing than this.