Create a fake featured content headline of the poster above you

[JambledUpWords]

Ever wanted to be featured on Kiwifarms? Now is your chance. Create a fake headline that would be seen in featured content.

Examples (feel free to tag people):

@MrJokerRager, lover of big boobs, discovers small boob supremacy and loves it

@Dom Cruise has actually been doxed. Dox reveals that he’s actually a lover of the 2010s, not the 2000s

@JambledUpWords posted something so horrifying that Null had to ban her. Please pay your respects to Jambled here

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Famed fatty hater @JambledUpWords discovered as feeder and furry inflation fetishist.

Influx of retarded zoomers after @NotATurkey makes a video on Kiwi Farms history and Null.

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[JambledUpWords]

@get_ur_gamon sent pictures of his penis to @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg after discovering how sexy she is. Click here to be horrified

 

[Strayserval]

TRANNY ALERT @get_ur_gamon discord server is doing damage control after #staff-dickpics gets leaked.

 

[Meat Target]

@Strayserval has been hospitalized with head and neck injuries after getting shitfaced at a furry convention and falling down the stairwell.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Meat Target has been discovered to be a closeted Biden supporter. How did we find out? Curious Kiwis discovered he accidentally doxed his Twitter account

 

[Neko GF]

@JambledUpWords is Amberlynn Reid's KF account.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Neko GF doxed herself in a Kiwifarms related Discord and revealed that she has a Hitler fetish and makes her boyfriend dress as Hitler during sex

 

[Meat Target]

@JambledUpWords made a thread where basically only he posts

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Meat Target got caught getting off to fat men in PM chat

 

[MrJokerRager]

@JambledUpWords has been identified by the Proud Budget Chairmen Bernie Sanders for why there are starving children in Africa. AOC is currently in Congo to cry tears next to naked black children.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@MrJokerRager got fucking arrested lol for touching smol bobs in a Target without getting consent.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@MrJokerRager revealed to actually be a race-bending white American posing as a Pajeet to get a leg up in the corporate world

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@JambledUpWords nudes leaked by schizo tranny claiming to be a former sexual partner (WARNING: NSFL)

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Wowcoolusername apparently moved in with Chris after he kicked Snorlax out of her own house. Also, this is evidence of The Merge somehow?
[UPDATE] Police responded to shots fired at 14 Branchland Ct. Early reports indicate Sonichu is the prime suspect.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@Wowcoolusername arrested for tax fraud, cause apparently him wanking to child porn on a Discord call isn't evidence of wrongdoing.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

@Lovecraft's Cat posts recording of themselves being stabbed by someone (guess the race)

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@A Welsh Cake uploaded (then deleted) a video to You Tube threatening suicide after being turned down by the Tranch. [Archived]
[UPDATE] Holy shit - he actually fucking did it.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@A Welsh Cake filmed a video of him putting a centipede up his ass and put it on his OF [NSFL]

 

[OrionBalls]

@Webby's Boyfriend Was Right! Strange Gang of Cartoon Beagle Dogs Attack Philadelphia as Strange New Island Rises Off Coast.