Miriam and Ilana (Jonathan's aunt) charged with assaulting police (w/weapon), resisting arrest, and uttering threats.. NEW CIVIL LOLSUIT. - Jonathan charged with criminal defamatory libel 6/9/22

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pr3nt177 said:
Even the UK would have problems tolerating them...the neighbours for starters wouldn't be as polite with the disturbances they cause, homeowners or not. His sex pest activities alone would make him a marked target.

Luckily for them, they're in the right place to act like ferals and get away with it.
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Assaulting a police officer doesn't go down well in the UK. Rip into us all you want for our shitty laws, but one thing that will get you in trouble for sure is being shitty to police. If that is physical assault, then rip you.

Iirc the charges range from assault (with/without intent) to actual & grievous bodily harm depending on the injuries sustained. If you assault an emergency service worker that's a separate offence, so you could probably get charged with multiple crimes at once for the assault alone :story:

oh and obviously the resisting arrest too, plus the fact they used a 'weapon' is an offense in, I believe, something along the lines of possession/use of an offensive weapon. This is the good ol' "loisence" law you guys probably know and love, in that pretty much anything can be labeled as an offensive weapon depending on the situation, so you end up with police confiscating weird shit like spatulas because someone was waving it about aggressively :story:
 
We know who taught jonny his feminine skills.
Is MY gonna act like she has in jonny's court appearances?
This should be very entertaining
 
pr3nt177 said:
Even the UK would have problems tolerating them...the neighbours for starters wouldn't be as polite with the disturbances they cause, homeowners or not. His sex pest activities alone would make him a marked target.

My point being that although many think we (UK) are a soft touch, and ever so polite most of the time, we wouldn't tolerate the likes of the yanivs particularly if they lived on our doorsteps. I've experienced folks being legally punished and moved on for far less.

"Assaulting a police officer doesn't go down well in the UK." rightfully so imo. UK bobbies and EMS/NHS are, in the main, held in high regard and that's how it should be. I've no time for folks who abuse the very people they expect/demand to help when needed. The yanivs think they have the right to do both.
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Chicken Picnic said:
Assaulting a police officer doesn't go down well in the UK. Rip into us all you want for our shitty laws, but one thing that will get you in trouble for sure is being shitty to police. If that is physical assault, then rip you.
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You fokkin' wot, mates?
 
moocow said:
You fokkin' wot, mates?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dmTNZfR4dNw
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How about a machete? Got the bloke safely to hospital...no guns, no one hurt, a good result as far as I'm concerned.

moocow said:
Christ! What kind of drugs was he on? I'd joke about wanting some for myself, but that doesn't actually look like a pleasant trip to me.
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Could be mental health probs, who knows.

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JY's Tampon said:
UPDATE: A fat out of shape man serves Langley RCMP officer over arresting his mother.
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I hope this sack of pus is going to represent his bat shit crazy mother and aunt in court. Please let it be so. He really thinks he's a force to be reckoned with.
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Looking as obese and sounding as manly as ever. The look of fear when he thinks he spies the cop.
 
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Homber Simpsen said:
Sheesh, just as Langley Res. posted it, you're lightning fast dude
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I checked the criminal search as soon as I saw the leak of this Tweets. He was raging so I assumed something was up.

I wonder if this civil suit is related to his mom and aunt chimping out? If so what say could possibly have in it. Why would he sue over it?

UPDATE: A fat out of shape man serves Langley RCMP officer over arresting his mother.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
I checked the criminal search as soon as I saw the leak of this Tweets. He was raging so I assumed something was up.

I wonder if this civil suit is related to his mom and aunt chimping out? If so what say could possibly have in it. Why would he sue over it?

UPDATE: A fat out of shape man serves Langley RCMP officer over arresting his mother.
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Imagine being so fat and out of shape that you're fucking wheezing hard trying to serve papers as impotent as your tiny tranny dick.
 
How the hell does he think he has standing to sue over something that happened to his mother and aunt?
Looking forward to the full lolsuit.
 
artilleryfroth said:
How the hell does he think he has standing to sue over something that happened to his mother and aunt?
Looking forward to the full lolsuit.
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He doesn't think most of the time & when he does he thinks he the hotshot lawyer about to pass the bar.
Totally deluded
 
How the fuck does tubby have standing to sue because his ma and auntie were roughed up after resisting arrest? I don't understand.
 
If he sounded any more obviously male they would cast him as a voiceover for an Old Spice advert
 
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian police force actually does something useful for once. I look forward to the RCMP taking the piss outta Johnny Boy.
 
On one hand he pissed off Canadian police officers. That is an accomplishment in and of itself. On the other hand the RCMP are not the people with whom to fuck. Going out of your way to antagonize them just goes to show how truly stupid the Yanivs are.
 
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