Ad for room rental in Portland Antifa ‘whorehouse’ goes viral

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An online advertisement for a room opening in an Antifa housing collective and unregulated prostitution facility in Portland has gone viral after being met by a barrage of ridicule by social media users.

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An advertisement for Creature’s Co-Op was posted on Facebook seeking a “secret roommate” to reside in an eight feet by eight feet corner of a living room built out of recycled doors and a shower curtain for $302 a month, including other charges. Screenshots from the advertisement were posted on Twitter last week, prompting thousands of retweets and comments ridiculing the advert’s stringent and bizarre rules.

The Twitter user who uploaded the screenshots of the advert called the housing offer an “exploitative scam nightmare” trying to take advantage of people in desperate need.

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The $302 a month plus utilities rental is for an eight by eight feet corner of the living room
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“You: ACAB [All cops are bastards], don’t be ableist, racist homophobic, transphobic, a misogynist, etc.” reads the first rule in the advertisement. From there, the rules state the renter must be okay with the noise and sex services performed at the home. “Your walls don’t extend all the way to the ceiling so you will hear a lot of stuff,” the post reads. “[You must be] okay with SWers [sex workers], we have three in our house and frequently have loud sex noises.”

Whoever moves in must also have little to no belongings and be okay with the home being used to host homeless people on the couch.

Creature’s Co-Op is run by 27-year-old Brandy “Jo” Taylor Fish. Fish was a large donor to Defense Fund PDX, an Antifa bail group that raises cash for criminal suspects such as Malik Muhammed, of Indiana, who was charged with the attempted murder of law enforcement officers using firebombs at Portland riots.
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Jo Fish, a donor to Antifa causes, runs the ‘Creature’s Collective’
Fish, who is nonbinary and goes by the pronouns “they” and “them,” has also crowdfunded rent on Facebook in the past for other tenants at Creature’s Co-Op, including their partner, River Sayers.

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River ‘Flora’ Sayers was the partner of Jo Fish, the person who manages ‘Creature’s Collective,’ and was a tenant there


“As much as I’m glad to not live in the same house anymore, I do miss this room a lot,” Sayers, an amateur model, wrote on Facebook in February.

Fish did not respond to a request for comment.

Another one of the rules in the listing says the tenant must “be okay with being a ‘secret roommate,’” possibly in violation of Oregon state law. “The landlord doesn’t know but also seems to not care,” Fish wrote.

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The back of the northeast Portland house that hosts the ‘Creature’s Collective'
The northeast Portland home is registered to 25-year-old feminist activist Lindsey Louise Mattila, who bought the house in March of this year, according to Multnomah County property records. The home is valued at more than $480,000.

Mattila was reached for comment.



In addition to the $302 rent per month, the tenant would have to pay an additional $60–$80 in utilities and another $15–20 per month for unspecified “house funds.”
 
Yo, if you like the sound of like, a gallon drum of water being shaken up nonstop and find it soothing, maybe this deal ain't so bad.
 
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(Whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)
 
Seeing pictures of people like that, being prostitutes or just showing off their bodies, makes me think the Dunning-Kruger effect can apply to sexual market value.
 
Three whores with johns in and out at all hours of the day and night? Imagine the fucking smell in that place.
Ive actually lived in a place where my next door neighbor was a pimp, downstairs was a ex murderer and the swat van was in the parking lot every Friday.
 
So you have several very fat "things" who were born female but say they're nonbinary except when it comes to renting out their fatlips for incels to fuck. They all likely have trust funds fatter than they are (because how else are you gonna afford to buy/rent a $500k house without a job except for fucking incels?) but otherwise their parents are not in their lives and don't give a fuck about them. The alpha troon had its blobfriend fly the coop (ok, WADDLE the coop) and is looking for a new blobfriend who gets shoehorned in a corner of the living room while the other blobtroons "work". Fuck, this wants me to go out and do some more work on the Permabunker. 31 days until I'm outta here. (No, not PDX, but Cali is far worse.)
 
Can we take a second to look at this fantastic craftsmanship
I mean, truly children with cardboard and a gluegun could not make a better rental property. You don't even get a real door just a 5 dollar shower curtain. Is this what they meant when they said "you will live in a pod", I never thought it would be that poorly made. Fuck me I think the closet would literally be better than this. But despite all that I'm more than sure someone will take this offer if nothing else than because it's under 300 in a place where rent on the low end is 1k plus other amenities I doubt this person will even think to charge for. This person just strikes me as a trans incel, and one who is so lonely and this is there fucked up brains attempt to try and not live alone at 40. For god's stake get a wife and pull your assets together, this is no way to run a rental property.
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Hey WAIT A MINUTE!

I thought Idpol jackasses were AGAINST Bowery style flophouses bum containment facilities because something, something "high standard of living is a human right."
 
Can we take a second to look at this fantastic craftsmanship
I mean, truly children with cardboard and a gluegun could not make a better rental property. You don't even get a real door just a 5 dollar shower curtain. Is this what they meant when they said "you will live in a pod", I never thought it would be that poorly made. Fuck me I think the closet would literally be better than this. But despite all that I'm more than sure someone will take this offer if nothing else than because it's under 300 in a place where rent on the low end is 1k plus other amenities I doubt this person will even think to charge for. This person just strikes me as a trans incel, and one who is so lonely and this is there fucked up brains attempt to try and not live alone at 40. For god's stake get a wife and pull your assets together, this is no way to run a rental property.
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I think they pulled all the closet doors in the house and used them as cube walls. The hangers are still on them. The owner is going to be really happy, "Secret roommate" no more...
 
I'm going to avoid this house, and the entire area, on the off-chance that whatever STIs they have can be transmitted as airborne infections. Everyone in that house is a fat troon, and I wouldn't wish their sexual attentions on the wrost person on the planet.
 
The person who runs this funny farm has a Facebook page and it's nothing but e-begging.


The segment of the left that wants to live this way kind of creeps me out.

I have a hard time understanding this whole communal living arrangement especially with people i'm not related to. Sure when your in your twenties having a few roommates
might be necessary but I feel like by the time I'm 30 if this was my only option I'd be living in a Craigslist RV somewhere
 
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