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Quick, what's the timeline for MundaneMatt to hop on this bandwagon and denounce Boogie as a violent abusive unstable human being.
 
No matter what the end result is, Boogie will spin it to make himself be the victim.
 
Vexillology said:
The last page has a crime eligibility list and I'm not sure if the statute he was charged under allows him to go to CCC or not. There is a list of crimes that are eligible for CCC, and it states "All other Class C or Class D felonies that are not violent or sexual" are eligible. Aggravated assault is a Class D felony there, but it's certainly violent, so I don't think he can go. My bet is that this blows over or he gets something minor.
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The term "violent or sexual is defined this way:
(iii) For the purposes of this subdivision (10)(A), "violent or sexual" includes all offenses against the person codified in 5-10-101 et seq., 5-11-101 et seq., 5-12-101 et seq., 5-13-201 et seq., 5-13-301 et seq., and 5-14-101 et seq., and any offense containing as an element of the offense the use of physical force, the threatened use of serious physical force, the infliction of physical harm, or the creation of a substantial risk of serious physical harm.
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I'd assume 5-13-201 et seq. includes 5-13-204, and that's aggravated assault, the same charge Boogie has, so apparently they could throw him in prison for this. I still bet they won't, though.

And as you point out, this is what the page says:
If an ineligible offender is sentenced to the ADC from a grid cell that has CCC as a presumptive sentence, and the length of the ADC sentence is within the statutory parameters for sentences to CCC, the sentence will NOT be considered a departure for purposes of the Sentencing Guidelines. For example, a sentence of (6) years in the ADC for Battery in the Second Degree, SL 4, CHS 0 is not a departure.
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That's exactly the situation that applies, because the grid cell has CCC as a presumptive sentence for level 3 offenses. I'd still be amazed if he actually goes to full prison, but it's at least a possibility.
 
Community service might actually be good for boogie. Working with the poor and unfortunate may give him some perspective on what a privileged shit he was his entire life, and how ridiculous his whining is compared to people in truly desperate conditions.
And if he has to pick up plastic bottles, atleast he will burn some calories.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Even then, imagine boogie having to lean over to pick up trash on the side of the road or have to get out of his house to go to a real therapist.
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Can you really imagine Boogie forces to do some manual labor? I can't; I'd imagine he would be crying after 10 minutes asking for a break because his mouldy legs hurt.

If he went to a real therapist he would have the chance to sort out the problems he has as a kid - being everyone's cum bucket (according to him).
 
Plot twist: Boogie doesn't turn himself in, he posts a turner diaries type manifesto online, sets up a perimeter and waits with his guns for police to arrive before commencing the final Boogieloo, live on stream
 
AnOminous said:
I'd assume 5-13-201 et seq. includes 5-13-204, and that's aggravated assault, the same charge Boogie has, so apparently they could throw him in prison for this. I still bet they won't, though.

And as you point out, this is what the page says:


That's exactly the situation that applies, because the grid cell has CCC as a presumptive sentence for level 3 offenses. I'd still be amazed if he actually goes to full prison, but it's at least a possibility.
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Interesting. It's almost like they wanted to work that in without explicitly saying that those cases are eligible. Good read, thanks.
 
With a 64 BMI (based on his warrant info), Boogie is beyond morbidly obese to the point where it could likely be argued as a disability which would probably preclude him from manual labor in his community service, just like you wouldn't have someone in a wheelchair working the side of the road. If anything it'd probably be another argument that he needs outpatient psychiatric care instead. Not to mention the practicality matter of just looking at the fat fuck and knowing he's not going to be of any use to anyone
 
Null said:
Boogie's word choice was retarded, but you're ignoring the full statement. "Come over to my house so I can kill you" is not an invitation and you're a retarded fag if you interpret it like that. He definitely should not have said the words "come over to my house" because retarded fags would interpret that as an invitation, but if I were on the jury I'd acquit him for having killed Frank based on what I know right now. It was not "come over to my house so we can talk this out", it was "come over to my house so I can do the world a favor and have the state cremate your unclaimed remains, retard". There's no deception here.
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I think the issue isn't that Boogie invited him over in the cordial sense, but was inviting a confrontation. What Boogie said is not the words of someone who is in fear, it's the words of some tough guy trying to posture and start shit.

It'd be like screaming "HIT ME MOTHERFUCKER" in someone's face and getting knocked out vs getting randomly assaulted. You're not literally inviting them to punch you, but you're clearly escalating the situation. That difference is important if you want to claim self defense.
 
Vexillology said:
Interesting. It's almost like they wanted to work that in without explicitly saying that those cases are eligible. Good read, thanks.
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Pretty sure he'd still qualify for
Alternative Sanctions
(AS), which may include supervised or unsupervised
probation, community service, or jail.
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This PDF also explains the grid in somewhat more clear language than digging through dozens of different statutes cross referencing each other. Jail would be a normal county lockup, since apparently he doesn't qualify for the cushy "target groups" that they give the CCC tard hotel to.
 
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