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Detractor#38657 said:
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HOPEFULLY I'll get more money this week. HOPEFULLY you don't just watch my videos and you PLEASE give me money.. Because, sadly, you only paid me a little over $300 and not $400+ today.

It already reads terribly, but if you change a couple words to bring it a tiny bit more in line with reality, it just.. sounds so much worse. Here's HOPING this WILL be a pattern :optimistic:
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Looks like Phil's "hoping" isn't getting him anywhere
 
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POV: You just had an "incident" on stream.
 
Let's all remember that it was commonplace for him to not hit $100 per stream every week before the vest streak, around a year ago.

That was the entire meaning of the vest streak; Phil noticed they had hit the $100 (not $200) goal some consecutive amount of times, meaning it was unusual enough to make a point out of it.

From then until recently it has become so common for him to hit the goal each stream (thanks to a small group of people) and he has become so entitled that it is now such a shock to him when he can't make not $200 a day, but $400.

I'm sure many here recall how his slow streams really were, when he would end his day at like $17. This was only back in 2018/2019.

It is disgusting how spoiled and bloated with cash just even the last year has made him.
 
hundredthousand said:
Let's all remember that it was commonplace for him to not hit $100 per stream every week before the vest streak, around a year ago.

That was the entire meaning of the vest streak; Phil noticed they had hit the $100 (not $200) goal some consecutive amount of times, meaning it was unusual enough to make a point out of it.

From then until recently it has become so common for him to hit the goal each stream (thanks to a small group of people) and he has become so entitled that it is now such a shock to him when he can't make not $200 a day, but $400.

I'm sure many here recall how his slow streams really were, when he would end his day at like $17. This was only back in 2018/2019.

It is disgusting how spoiled and bloated with cash just even the last year has made him.
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Now he acts like if he doesn't get $400 a day, there's going to be a financial catastrophe and he's threatening to quit almost every game he plays despite getting the bankruptcy and getting more in tips this year than probably any point in his Twitch career. I said a while back that it won't last because no matter how much money his viewers give him, it's still a finite source at the end of the day and having a streamer practically demand $200 a stream with no breaks or rewards is going to take its toll on all but the most brainwashed whales.
 
Of course he'll consider dropping every game except Nier. Why? Because Nier is piss easy and muh Automata clickbait bucks? Fucking hell.
 
Surly Muppet said:
And if he moves to YT, will it just be a threat every other week to... return to Twitch?

This doesn't work as the infinite beg like the daily bills, Phil. There needs to be a commitment made at some point because this one is so retarded, it is going to turn even some of the regulars.
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I think he's throwing everything he can at a wall to see what sticks. This is what he is going with. Empty bluffs of having to switch a platform where he's going to get ridiculed way harder than what he's getting on Twitch. Because he has a very fast dwindling fanbase and the rest are there to laugh at him.

What he has left are fans that are growing up dealing with their own shit. It must be really, really tiring to have to watch a guy you are a fan of to keep telling you "Just help me out one more time and I'll be in the clear" and for them to not be; On repeat. They are just going to turn the other way because they are most likely dealing with things way harsher than the fact that Phil cannot go out to a restaurant with his wife.

I'm guessing he already spent what he had from when he was unpartnered. This ungrateful prick took what he had for granted and really thought he could ride this out, just like how he thought he could ride out Youtube.

This is getting pretty pathetic at this point. I want Connecticut Phil back because at least he wasn't a miserable pile of shit.
 
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Now that he's running basically on tips only, I've decided to try and answer the question of how much DSP actually makes per hour (not including supplementary income from YouTube, PayMeTons, or "behind the scenes contributions".) This also includes prestream which is very arguably NOT time spent working, but oh well.

Here's the Google Spreadsheets link if anyone is interested in following along, and if something like this already exists let me know and I'll go ahead and delete.

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architects said:
I mean Christ...he’s holding things that will make his stream BETTER hostage. Guys at the end of the fucking rope.
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I was watching an episode of "My 600 Pound Life" one time, and Dr. Now basically said "600 lb people are never maintaining their weight; they are either gaining or losing."

I mention that because DSP has never WANTED to make his stream better. He's never wanted to grow. Every time he's ever been raided he shuts up and hopes they all go away because he's so scared that the new people might make fun of him. He wants to stay in his little bubble. He's always said and still says that he just wants to maintain the level he's at forever. Well, streaming and Youtube doesn't work like that very often. You're either growing or on the decline. DSP ironically has had the only Youtube channel I've ever seen at his level that actually maintains a flat 190K subscribers for like 2-3 years. I don't think he realizes how unusual that is.

Now that he's blown his chances to grow his streaming (even before the departnering), he's on the decline and he's panicking.

 
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PieceofShet said:
Btw who the fuck wanted him to play this shit game? I guess dsp just saw "pokemon", "walking simulator", "easy to play". He should just stick to his forte, fighting games. Make it a goal, he go back to dragonball/sf5/marvel.


Its not complicated.
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the fact he hasn't moved on from street fighter fridays to general fighting game fridays is downright retarded.
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
When he kept sperging on about spilling water, I don't blame her for shutting him up. Its water Phil. Shut the fuck up, dry yourself off, and go back to your stream.
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We often laugh when Phil goes insane over the most simple things because he’s a shut in who has no grasp on reality anymore. But god imagine having to live with that kinda person. Dude spilt water on himself and he runs to his momm....I mean Kat as excited as a kid who just used the potty for the first time
 
Imagine making $10,000 a month for over a year simply because you've found a handful of people that have diminished mental capacity that think you are a God and literally just hand you their neet bucks because they enjoy listening to you burp and snort.
Now imagine that you've mishandled that money so poorly by spending it on gin and pictures of men that you then have to hold certain aspects of your stream hostage.
The cognitive disconnect you would need to not only fall asleep at night but also to wake up the next day to do it all over again is astounding. No wonder Phil has to drink himself asleep every night, I wonder if there was a time he tried to go to sleep sober and in those last moments before drifting off had a sudden realization of what kind of filth he actually is and now he no longer risks those moments and just drinks and throws money at a mobile game to keep himself distracted from those thoughts.
 

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