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Nick Gurs said:
His pokemon snap 2 stream is horrifying. the Npcs dont blink.
And Phil is there whinging. Like always.
Reading verbatim every single thing that shows up on screen like the autist he is.
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His chairs are ready for their nap as they have their sippy cups of warm milk so Phail is their lullaby.
PieceofShet said:
I see absolutely no reason why this move should go south.

Should we make a topic for his gayops or wait till he does it?
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He's lying. There is no ops.

KD6-3.7 said:
I’m about the same age as Phil. I’m into some things that would be considered geeky and nerdy, but I’ve never understood the appeal of Pokémon. Just one of those huge cultural phenomenons that went right by me.

This Pokémon stream is just beyond cringe levels today. Hearing his (likely fake) excitement for taking pictures of colorful creatures that look like they’re for babies is making my face tighten up into an expression of total disgust. “Wow! Did you see that?! (said in a high pitch with a voice crack) Look at this guy! Whoa! I got a A+ on that one! Interesting! That’s really cool! And, oh, look at that! Ohhh! Some really cool pictures and cool poses!”

He’s speaking in that “gentler” voice a lot today, like when he talks to Jasper. Like he’s full of childlike wonder. It’s just... 😳
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Because he's a childrens entertainer.
Hadidecount1990 said:
According to Phil, he only saw the original TIHYDP's and some highlights because "someone sent it to him because it was funny". He also "doesn't watch videos in general". Pokémon Snap is also going to be relegated to the night stream from now on because it's a chill game

EDIT: Just said that he doesn't like the newer TIHYDP's because they reuse the same shitty jokes over and over.....welp, they may be shitty but at least there's more humor in them than any joke Phil has ever come up with
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How can he allegedly watch other streamers with his alleged wife if not on video? If they are US based, they're done and in bed by the time he gets done.
Hadidecount1990 said:
Phil said that he doesn't care anymore about anyone making fun of him anymore and that TIHYDP's don't bother him anymore. However, what he does hate is when they personally attack him and not just on his gameplay and that's when they cross the line....But don't worry, it's okay when Phil personally berates and attacks people like Major Riot and his fans and anyone else who questions his authority
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He doesn't care so much that he had to talk about it. Rent free Phail!
 
gaarashatan said:
nah mate, phil hates is when you berate his gameplay too. hell mock you then ban you and when hes really upset he literally tells chat to tell him what to do
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He was being asked several questions about TIHYDP, so his lying was in full-effect. But his whales are naive and stupid enough to believe his bullshit. He was in a happy mood today, probably because he was over $100 early today and he was playing a piss-easy game
gaarashatan said:
i thought phil wanted 400 dollars a day? 200 tips goal each time he streamed that day? am i correct on that? god i hope not. 400 fucking dollars a day. who in their right fucking mind would buy into this shit about how he fucking needs money
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He increased the tips goal as soon as Twitch departnered him. His reasoning being that he needs to make up the money that he would've have gotten from cheers and bits
Somecatchyname said:
What does oic do for his money? If anything? He spent nearly 7,000 dollars to be a mod. I already throught it was stupid until I remembered we are in a damn pandemic. The amount of money he wasted that could have been used for thousands of more helpful things; just thinking about it is giving me a headache.
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Nobody knows for sure what he does, though I've read people say that he works from computer-tech job. We think it's salary as he's mentioned not being able to pay until he gets his paycheck. Though we're in a pandemic, there are many people who haven't been affected as much as their jobs allow them to continue to work. Though OIC wasting $7K on Phil isn't that bad when you consider the amount Phil wastes daily on WWE Champions :story: oh, wait, I mean, OIC has given $7K to help Phil pay his "bills"
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
He increased the tips goal as soon as Twitch departnered him. His reasoning being that he needs to make up the money that he would've have gotten from cheers and bits
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ya i knew he did that to make up the difference but good fucking god, 400 fucking dollars a day? phil making 50 dollars an hour if he was a full time job. not to mention the horse kat on top of that with her job. oh though i doubt she contributes in any meaningful way and just spends on the cash on herself. but maybe not then its just that much worse. honestly i cant believe this dude got away with tax fraud and lying under oath. shits unreal
 
Picture is from @TheDeclawed on Twitter.

Gin roach’s liver spots and deteriorating skin is something I’ve enjoyed following the last few weeks. I don’t think these are pimples because the one in the center of his forehead has been there for weeks. He is going to look completely fucked in a matter of months at this rate.
 

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I fully expected Danganronpa V3 to break his little mind. It's the most sexual of all the games. My favorite is him freaking out over an innocuous swimming pool scene where people are wearing bathing suits. I wonder if he'd have an aneurysm going to the beach these days

Also man how things change

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Holy shit OIC YOU DID IT you a mod! Only took thousands of dollars? In reality talk: Phil REALLY doesn't want his biggest paypig to leave when he makes the big move to youtube
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
So now there's 3 outcomes:
1. The "trial" doesn't work out and OIC's status gets revoked, leading to him funneling thousands more into DSP
2. We get some underwhelming betrayal to highlight how pointless this whole thing is
3. OIC becomes a genuine, full-time mod that causes extreme detractor salt with his every appearance
I see no bad results here
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As much as I loathe discussing OIC, I'm a sucker for endless Phil speculation.

I'm going with number 2. But unintentionally, and not for at least like, a year or two. OIC is going to follow the usual mod formula, he'll keep throwing money at Phil in the honeymoon stage, but once he's settled in as a mod, he'll slow down and just enjoy being king of the playground. He won't have to rely on money to get attention and instead stir up chat drama so he has an excuse to crack down on people and get his power rush.

But, eventually him and Phil will disagree over something stupid, like a game OIC genuinely enjoys that Phil shits on, or enough people (probably with some mod support) will cry to Phil about OIC enough times where Phil finally has to do something about it. OIC will feel like a betrayed spouse and try to spin it like he was always a detractor and this was all part of his plan. He'll come here promising some elaborate leaks, which ultimately end up being incredibly overwhelming and just highlights how much of his money/time/life OIC wasted. But, he'll linger and try to fit in cause he gets a few asspats from people, but not enough to satisfy him so he fades into obscurity and finds some smaller detractor channel on Twitter or Discord to fit in with, trying to chase the attention high he got from Phil's channel.

And just for some more speculation, he'll get doxed, turn out to be 30-35 years old, working some unimportant, middle management tier job where he barely interacts with anyone, but pulls in 30-40k a year, just enough to live off of while funneling money into Phil if he carefully budgets. Deeper digging will find posts about him defending autistic people because he has some form of it, but the highlight is when Nigel swoops in and posts a combo of OIC admitting to being a furry, then showing pictures from several years ago where he was dating some hideous girl, with us speculating they broke up because of his Phil obsession. Fast forward a few months and OIC is mostly forgotten about and only gets brought up in passing when we compare him to whatever new pay piggy has stepped up to fill the void. Expect lots of "Well, that other dude, OICK or whatever managed to buy modship, maybe this new guy will get modded after 100 more superchats."
 
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why does Phil literally have an entire fucking album philled with nothing but his cringe singing and or voice clips parodying songs?
It seems like the narcissism ramps up every subsequent stream.

"Please enjoy the stream, dont forget to tip its not mandatory" -DSP 2021

Ok Philbert buddy, you keep telling yourself that. your actions say otherwise.
 
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Now Pastryarchy's tips aren't popping up...OIC lookin' real funny right now

but honestly pastry has been dropping 50's almost every single day, I wonder when he'll run out
 
lmao Phil just shared a story of when he tried to give his super mario bros painting to the bankruptcy hearing. :story:
He was treating it like a mona lisa tier painting and not having any legal resale value despite insisting he did not.
 
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