🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Spartacus Mills]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

View attachment 2119526

YouTube Link

yt1s.com - Russell Greer feat Gabriel Kitzman Yo Yovanna Official Music Video_1080p.mp4

The similes are just brilliant.
"Your smile is like Red Bull"
"You're like an enchilada"
you can't make this shit up

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

no matter how much he begs Moon to remove his stuff

So obviously

not so good people

This was written by a teenage girl.

Greer can’t trust people now because he does not know if they are working with Kiwi Farms or if they are truly fans or interested in Greer

Assume neither.

His dreams are unobtainable

I don't think that guilting and threatening Taylor Swift or Yovanna or any semi-famous/famous young woman into a sexual relationship was ever obtainable. Unless you're a young actor or singer who is considered fashionable and/or attractive.

their goal is to ruin lives

My goal is to watch as idiots like Greer ruin their own lives. I kick back in my recliner, and watch the horror of Greer's actions unfold.

What is arrogant is to think that words don’t hurt

Practice what you preach, Greer. Stop accusing people like Swift of being murderous assholes because they don't want to touch your stub.

Words have killed four people by Defendants’ users.

[Citation needed.] They died because of their own mental instability.

they conspire

[Citation needed.]

He has shown that the public has an interest in this injunction

Only in the same way that you're of interest to the public, Greer: like watching a train collide with a bus full of children.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Wait, he hired an eastern european stripper and cameraman for his stupid vanity project?
He is certainly dedicated to his bullshit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Wait, he hired an eastern european stripper and cameraman for his stupid vanity project?
He is certainly dedicated to his bullshit.

He operates with the total confidence and certainty he'll be a multimillionaire within the week.

Outside of writing lyrics, all he does is throw money at local studios to make an entire song from said lyrics, and everything else he hires from fiverr.

Now he's at the "kick back and let the money and pussy roll in" stage.

 

[DarkAlien]

Here is the white washing call out

No true creep would be deterred by a wedding ring.

I've heard creepy AF men reply "I'm not the jealous type" when told a woman is married, gross.

Even with the subtitles i could barely comprehend what he said something about liking chocolate looking into mirrors and being a huge faggy bitch?

Best comment so far

But he didn’t put in “so much effort with this”. He wrote the lyrics/song, yes, but he’s also giving himself top billing where the actual vocalist should be named - it’s misleading.

If the vocalist is smart, he'll want no association to this production.

Does anyone have a rough estimate of what this cost him

I'd say 2 maybe 3 of his stimulus checks

Someone better call the burn ward for our little Pipsqueak "artist". I'm POSITIVE that normal people will see the BODY of Russhole's work and see that it's not about body positivity at all.

Are you saying that calling someone hot like a sauna on the first 10 seconds of s song is not about positivity!?

To this day I've never actually listened to his song, and I'm certainly not going to watch this video. I just wouldn't be able to live thru it. There's only so much cringe I can take before my head implodes.

Not gonna lie, I ambushed My SO into watching this video, it was so much cringe they had to pause a shit ton of times to regain composure. First when the video said it was a song by Russell Greer. Again when the blonde was weird dancing. Again when Russell appeared in the video (I got berated for not giving warning). Again when he says the song is about Yovanna and her damn picture/call out. One last time when he says he wants to take her to dinner in Vegas. Lastly I got a final hateful dirty look when he says you know how to reach me

It's glorious to see his shit interpreted by a non kiwi, the cringe, startle, disbelief and second hand embarrassment is just *chefs kiss*

Side note, anyone know a good divorce attorney? I might need it soon.

 

[Tobias]

Can Russ avoid cancel culture?

View attachment 2122129

In order to be canceled one must first become relevant.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I see Russell but his stimmy checks to excellent use for us.

 

[Pill Cosby]

If I was Russel Greer, I would go to Yovannas house, stand in her garden shout her and play this song on a boombox with it lifted over my head.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

I expected Borat to show up in the video

 

[Butwhythough]

Greer never ceases to get a laugh out of me. I like how he tried to frame the song to be about "loving yourself" yet writes the song about a model way out of his league. While he hired a skinny woman to dance to it. The song felt soulless, in both composition and execution. He had to frame the video before hand about "loving yourself" so it'd look less creepy, when the entire song is only about Yovanna, not about "loving yourself. " Also when his face popped on screen, I jumped in my chair, it would have made a fantastic horror jump scare. When do you think Yovanna will get a restraining order because Greer won't leave her alone?

 

[Syntaxion]

My favourite part is how half the text in his "message" is misspelled, from his 'resoect' for chocolate to her being a social media 'influender' and the fact that he forgot the word 'not' in "so only was this a love song for people to love themselves,"

Although, while it's obvious why he chose that women, I don't think that is worth getting angry about. There's plenty of lighter skinned hispanics and the Dominican republic had plenty of Euro immigration. Then again, we know what she does look like and it's nothing close, but still.

 

[The Dude]

I’d imagine there have been a few advances in surgery over the past twenty years. Would he even want surgery, since his gaping maw has shaped his personality? “I’m formerly disabled, with a corrected facial paralysis” doesn’t drop the panties any better.

IIRC there really hasn't been any changes to how doctors try to treat Moebius since Russ had his surgery. They take a nerve from elsewhere in the patient's body and try to use it to replace the cranial nerve that doesn't work. Sometimes it's successful, sometimes it isn't, and if it didn't work the first time then they don't try again because it's likely not going to work ever. Russ also went through speech therapy growing up and learned American Sign Language, but he has since refused to use ASL ever again.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

View attachment 2119526

YouTube Link

yt1s.com - Russell Greer feat Gabriel Kitzman Yo Yovanna Official Music Video_1080p.mp4

This is the man trying to sue the farms. Let that sink in.

 

[The Marineer]

If I was Russel Greer, I would go to Yovannas house, stand in her garden shout her and play this song on a boombox with it lifted over my head.

That would be the creepiest lawn gnome ever.

 

[Just a boring name]

The nice lady in the video seems to be having problems changing her duvet cover or making her bed, the way she keeps waving that red sheet around.

Also, the whole video looks like it was originally meant to be a Bodyform Advert from the 90's, especially the walking through the streets parts. I can hear the "Woooooahh Bodyform" song in my head when watching it.

 

[Pee Cola]

The music video part makes way more sense if "Yovanna" is replaced with "Svetlana" and "Dominican" is replaced with "Ukranian". It's still fucking ridiculous, but I wouldn't expect any less from Russhole.

 

[Bloitzhole]

While it's entirely justified to call the music generic, Russ horrifying and the typos laughable - I think the music video itself from the fiverr girl is done quite well, with good lighting, scenery, color (though I wish it were a tad less muted) and dynamic movement (a couple of rough tilts but most people probably don't even consciously notice) and it really goes to show what even 2 people productions can do nowadays for very little cash - if it evokes images of old commercials, that still suggests it has the quality of what used to run on TV (and probably cost a lot more).

I'd say he got good value for money, it's just utterly wasted on him and his "message".

 

[DumbDude42]

Where the fuck does Greer get the money for this shit?

making a song like this isn't very expensive
a couple hundred bucks to a production company and singer to make the song, another couple hundred (i think her price if 250) to the fiverr girl to do a little dance video

 

[Burn Book]

I only heard about this guy before and I never saw his photos, and I have to say, while obviously he doesn't look good in the slightest, his deformity is a lot less gruesome that I assumed just from hearing his whining. Like, I expected the entire face being covered in tumors or something.

The song is terrible, it sounds like absolute filler you'd hear in a club sometime around 2007. I hope that girl charged him double for having to work with that.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The nice lady in the video seems to be having problems changing her duvet cover or making her bed, the way she keeps waving that red sheet around.

Also, the whole video looks like it was originally meant to be a Bodyform Advert from the 90's, especially the walking through the streets parts. I can hear the "Woooooahh Bodyform" song in my head when watching it.

She's flailing her arms around like something out of a deodorant ad too. Hands up if you use Right Guard? Not sure how waving your arms about and bending over is classed as dancing, but at least she's more attractive than Russ and his keytar.

Gotta love that "let me just explain!" about the use of a white model. In true Greer style, his explanation is nothing of the sort, and just an excuse for him to have done the shittest, low-effort casting he could. And now people are talking negatively about the song in comments! You trolls and bullies, all of you, prepare to be sued!

What's Russ going to top this effort with, when he gives up on the spicy enchilada and starts harassing a new lady? Please let there be an entire album of thirst, at least twelve hilariously bad tracks for twelve different, bewildered women, all of whom appear to be incapable of answering a cool dm. Bonus points if Russ includes copies of the court papers sueing each woman, in the liner notes, just 'to explain'.