The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[SIGSEGV]

I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

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This is extremely disrespectful to Frampt.

 

[White Devil]

I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

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Looks like a disgusting shit eater on the left.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

So, this whole deal with ranch full of creepy wierd people who stock on guns, have a certain political leaning, live like a creepy cult and fear they've been targeted by a group actually reminds me of something...

Can't wait till they'll have their own crazy cult songs or something like that.
Actually...

Spoiler: Sing along Kiwis!

They'll look high and they'll look low
They'll look everywhere we go
But when the nazis find us we won't hide
They'll come loud and they'll come fast
But we shoot first and we ask last

Keep your hormones by your side

Singing, "Oh, Lord, this body's not for us"
Singing, "Oh, Lord, a CIS-man life just ain't enough"
So we have carte blanche
To defend our sacred tranch

Keep your hormones by your side

They'll come day and they'll come night
They'll have alpacas in their sights
But if they are not woke their eyes are blind
They can reeee and they can shout
But they will never smoke us out

Keep your hormones by your side

Singing, "Oh, Lord, this body's not for us"
Singing, "Oh, Lord, a CIS-man life just ain't enough"
When we hear the voice
It's not a schizo, it's just noize

Keep your hormones by your side

They'll have tendies and red hats
And they won't fear atifa's bats
But we won't fall as long as we can fight
They'll go on and preach their hate
Guys, it's like the Gamergate!

Keep your hormones by your side

Singing, "Oh, Lord, this body's not for us"
Singing, "Oh, Lord, a CIS-man life just ain't enough"
Feds have seen your face
And saved it in database

So, keep my hormones by my side

Singing, "Oh, Lord, this body's not for us"
Singing, "Oh, Lord, a CIS-man life just ain't enough"
Feds have seen your face
And store it in database

I'll keep my hormones by my side

Keep my hormones by my side
Keep your hormones by your side

Edit: I know someone else made the joke in that other thread, lyrics are adopted for furter acuracy, screw you.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.

Me and the boys launching raids on tranny compounds during dilation time and destroying their supply of estrogen. Instead of booby trapping things with explosives we just leave tape players that say “You’ll never be a real woman” when tripped. That solves 41% of the problem.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

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[Malagor the dank omen]

I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

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Entrust thine alpacas to me, Chosen Undead.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Me and the boys launching raids on tranny compounds during dilation time and destroying their supply of estrogen. Instead of booby trapping things with explosives we just leave tape players that say “You’ll never be a real woman” when tripped. That solves 41% of the problem.

Three minutes into the raid. Two of you are lying dead face first in a pile of alpaca shit. The rest are forced to chose between a turn in the amhole or to be suture practice with an amhole of your own.

 

[No Exit]

Three minutes into the raid. Two of you are lying dead face first in a pile of alpaca shit. The rest are forced to chose between a turn in the amhole or to be suture practice with an amhole of your own.

Out of those options, I hope I'm one of the dead ones.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.

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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.

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They broke another truck.

 

[break these cuffs]

They broke another truck.

I wonder just how retarded he was driving given how troons downplay every stupid thing they do. Hopefully they add it to the collection on the property. Immobile vehicles/equipment rusting in the yard is the most authentic aspect of their rural larping.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.
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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.
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They broke another truck.
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I would not trust Jen to cook for me.

 

[Miss Misery]

Rolled a Blazer. I mean it's not the stupidest thing you could do, but Blazers are infamous (along with the Bronco II) for rollovers. Drive with conditions AND your vehicle in mind.

https://www.autonews.com/article/20050315/REG/503150707/chevy-blazer-ranked-deadliest-vehicle-in-u-s

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I would not trust Jen to cook for me.

He probably took a fat shit in the meat and made Penis eat it.

 

[Internet_Loner]

Did they actually break a truck or just begging for attention?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Did they actually break a truck or just begging for attention?

Yes.

 

[Orc Peon]

Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.
Hungry lambs be like.mp4

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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.
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They broke another truck.
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Pictured, where they got the burger meat.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Well, at least Jen “cooks” (?), which is more than Kevin does all day. But damn, that shit looks grim. Pun intended .

 

[vulg]

I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

this thread always just devolves into comparing the tranchers to Dark Souls characters

 

[Surfin Terf]

Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.
Hungry lambs be like.mp4

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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.
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They broke another truck.
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And you guys said that sneaking onto the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, bringing a generator and air compressor, and overinflating their tires was a waste of time.

 

[No Exit]

this thread always just devolves into comparing the tranchers to Dark Souls characters

With the lack of humanity in every Tranch picture, we find ourselves going a bit more hollow each time one is posted.