she would instantly block a short or chubby guy, even if he was single and perfectly lovely to her, because the 5 foot 400lb midget trollop deserves a tall guy with broad shoulders and a strong jaw.
Chinzilla in a nutshell. I caught a portion of her stream tonight and she couldn't conceal her disappointment when she learned that her latest suiter was only 5'7. "He looked taller in his photos!" complained the ogre who has no qualms about editing out 4 of her 5 chins in her fatfish photos.
Chinny showing the chat her SUPER KEWL SECRETIVE DISCORD CHAT! Wouldn't be surprised if all she did in there was talk shit about her other mods *COUGH JOE* and share stories about her current tinder beaus that TOTALLY
don't want her.
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Of fucking course her name is "Queen Beezer" in the Discord chat that she just had to flaunt in front of everyone.
This is going to blow up in her face spectacularly. Already there is unrest amongst her loyal viewers who congregate in Chinny's chat because they are fat losers who identify with Chantal. I forsee this going in one of two ways: her viewers get fed up with feeling left out as Chantal relives her high-school days, reinventing herself as the cool-gorl-who-wasn't-the-3rd-wheel; OR as most Discords do, this one is going to implode with drama at some point and at least one person with hurt feelings is going to come here and spill the beans. Considering how self-centered Chantal is, I think there's a decent chance for the latter to happen. The only reason we haven't had more intel on Chantal over the years is that she doesn't have any friends besides Peetz (and Rina, who she hasn't mentioned in forever).
Jfc I'm catching up on the parts of stream I missed. After dirty-talking with this new guy in "French" (I would give my left arm for
@Strine to interpret this mess for us. Ok, maybe not my arm, but I'd send him an Arby's giftcard) she confidently said that he's probably "
not very experienced" (you know, like
she is) and that she would "
teach him what to do".
"
Yaknow what? It's kinda sexy! I'm gonna teach him! I could teach him how to be, what to do! I don't think he's very experienced tbh with you, SO, I'm an older woman... I could teach him... what to do! Yaknow it'd be like sexxxy <CHAIR GROANS>, like telling him how to put his lips.. how much tongue to use! Where to put his hands, and he could rub my legs! Aaand.. make it sensual!"
I don't know where this came from, but FFS, she made this entire narrative up in head after talking to a desperate feeder on Tinder for an hour. What an absolute nutjob.
Then, surprising absolutely no one, after making a big show of buying lingerie, Poo-pourri, shaving her legs,
creaming her whole body and pretending she was desperate to have a NSA one-night-stand, she chickened out and cancelled.
Edit: Unlike Chantal, I obviously have not almost completely an honours English degree