2021-04-07 - Patrick Sean Tomlinson subpoenas Cloudflare

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This guy is something else. How did we go so long without knowing about him?? Welcome to the rest of your life, Fatrick. We're going to have so much fun together, you fearsome, angry warmaster. This cow has enough milk to feed all of Africa
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
This guy is something else. How did we go so long without knowing about him?? Welcome to the rest of your life, Fatrick. We're going to have so much fun together, you fearsome, angry warmaster. This cow has enough milk to feed all of Africa
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The O&A crowd tried posting him here a few times but in true Pest fashion, did a poor job of it and cocked attitude problems when asked to present him properly. Fat Boy could have saved himself a lot of hassle had he accepted the gift he was handed by having his first few introductions here go over so poorly.
 
I just watched the informative 17 minute video about our new best friend that was linked on the first page. This guy is the real deal. Chances are he actually has a Google docs spreadsheet called KIWIFARMS cataloging each of our names and the hilarity we're posting. I don't know why but that just warms my fascist little heart. We'll never know exactly why he decided to try and intimidate the farms but Fatrick absolutely belongs here.

Also I heard he fucks his cat.

I do not recommend watching his YT channel, though. He speaks very quickly with little inflection and less depth. It's like listening to a coked up Political Science sophomore sperg about whatever he just watched on MSNBC.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
I just watched the informative 17 minute video about our new best friend that was linked on the first page. This guy is the real deal. Chances are he actually has a Google docs spreadsheet called KIWIFARMS cataloging each of our names and the hilarity we're posting. I don't know why but that just warms my fascist little heart. We'll never know exactly why he decided to try and intimidate the farms but Fatrick absolutely belongs here.

Also I heard he fucks his cat.

I do not recommend watching his YT channel, though. He speaks very quickly with little inflection and less depth. It's like listening to a coked up Political Science sophomore sperg about whatever he just watched on MSNBC.
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Watch the sci-fi science podcast where he's forced to have a real-life conversation. His autism flares up so many times I couldn't make a compilation less than 20 minutes.

Here he drinks half a glass of water like a fish and eyes the guest's down for the rest of the podcast. He's a pigman


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The truth is an absolute defense to slander and libel.

"Your honor, CumDrinker420 called my client fat. This is an assassination of his good reputation for being a tough mother fucker."
"Mr. Tomilson, please stand up."
"This court finds the plaintiff to be a soft dough boy, case dismissed."
 
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek is a stupid piece of shit fat faggot. Allow me to let you guys in on a little onaforums secret. Patrick S. Tomlinson is so much of a self obsessed pathetic narcissist that he has Google alerts set up to notify him whenever any mention of him or any of his usernames gets indexed by Google. So if you want to increase the likelihood of him seeing whatever you post (moot point here since he's definitely scouring this entire thread), be sure to spell out his name perfectly (Patrick S. Tomlinson) and mention his faggot Twitter handle, @stealthygeek.

Oh, and Fatrick? I know you're reading this. Allow me to let you in on a little something, too:

You're fat 🐷
 
Caverlock said:
Priorities: working on a story about BDSM ratpeople ratfucking while your marriage to your pregnant wife falls apart.
(A, L)
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I don't think I've ever heard of someone wanting to fuck a skaven before, but stranger fetishes exist out there, I guess.
 
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
The O&A crowd tried posting him here a few times but in true Pest fashion, did a poor job of it and cocked attitude problems when asked to present him properly. Fat Boy could have saved himself a lot of hassle had he accepted the gift he was handed by having his first few introductions here go over so poorly.
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This is a recurring theme with Pattycakes. He keeps drawing attention to himself with pigheaded narcissistic antics even when all interest has dried up. He suffered like a week of dispassionate mockery for calling Norm Macdonald unfunny and two years later he's managed to turn that into a lifelong blood feud with r/opieandanthony, reaching the point where it could have serious financial and legal repercussions for him in at least two different ways. All of it his own doing.

And now he's attracted front page coverage on Kiwifarms by dragging Null into the lolsuit. A site where the community as a whole pretty much flatout declared he wasn't that interesting, and where his dedicated thread enjoyed very little traffic outside of exiles like me. It would've stayed that way had he not shone a spotlight on his fat fucking face again. This dumb, dumb nigger keeps snatching defeat from the jaws of obscurity.

But this time is different. He has come prepared. He has the receipts. He has the Jew lawyer who absolutely isn't milking him for every defrauded stimulus penny he has. Null, Quasi, John Does one-through-sixty and the other Nazi stalkers better prepare for the legal onslaught that's awaiting them. Patrick'll leave them in a state from which they cannot be Starship Repo'd. Hush now, child.
 
Chive Turkey said:
But this time is different. He has come prepared. He has the receipts. He has the Jew lawyer who absolutely isn't milking him for every defrauded stimulus penny he has. Null, Quasi, John Does one-through-sixty and the other Nazi stalkers better prepare for the legal onslaught that's awaiting them. Patrick'll leave them in a state from which they cannot be Starship Repo'd. Hush now, child.
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So basically he is the fat, boring, retarded nerd equivalent of the Navy Seals copypasta.
 
AnOminous said:
So basically he is the fat, boring, retarded nerd equivalent of the Navy Seals copypasta.
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Only written in a passive-aggressive, condescending motherly style which he thinks appears slick, but just makes him look like a kiddy-touching fag.

One thing I'll say is that I've never cared that much for him when the sub was still up, but being on Kiwifarms has made me appreciate him more. We throw labels like 'narcissist' and 'delusional' around fairly casually here, but Patrick is the real fucking deal. Other cows might show glimpses of self-doubt and humanity breaking through the facade from time to time, but Patrick seems to have zero self-awareness. Hence why he keeps doing absolutely moronic self-harming shit for no reason, like this lawsuit.

He hasn't attracted that much attention thus far because his behaviour has been mostly limited to internet spats, and on the surface he just looks like your typical Orange Man Bad Twitter loony until you start to peel the layers away.
 
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Other cows might show glimpses of self-doubt and humanity breaking through the facade from time to time, but Patrick seems to have zero self-awareness.
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Hard agree. He never let's his guard down, he thinks he always needs to be right, no matter what, in every case. This tweet is one of my favorites to illustrate the point.
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"They aren't weeds, child. It's a clover garden, and I actually have the best lawn in the city". And this is why people fuck with him so much. He will give you a reaction no matter how insignificant the offense is. Vindictive cunt.
 
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