The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Merry]

Current witness has some interesting reviews
LOL

 

[TFT-A9]

I don't know why people think the verdict is up in the air here. I fully expect Chauvin to get hit for minimum manslaughter by the jury and I don't think the judge will tell them they're retarded and countermand that in any fashion. The deck is stacked HARD against Chauvin and Nelson and as it is there will be insane dickheads making both their lives hell for probably years.

Something occurred to me re: the MPD witnesses for the prosecution. The MPD higher ups are probably looking to win brownie points and cover their asses against defund/abolishment and you better believe throwing Chauvin under the bus to try and accomplish that occurred to them.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

This guy is a real life Ace Attorney character.

 

[Banditotron]

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Current witness has some interesting reviews
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What the hell? Is this a defense or prosecution witness? What are his qualifications? I missed the start of this witness.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I can't even tell who's coping who anymore

The only cope here is that balding dude's Cope over

 

[TitusOvid]

I'm having hard time imagining the kind of expert that would be willing to just outright contradict those studies but you're not wrong. We'll see what he tries to pull when he gets to summon his dudes.

How did this Irish fucker's word become so unassailable to you that we are all supposed to concede and accept Chauvin's guilt?

 

[Merry]

What the hell? Is this a defense or prosecution witness? What are his qualifications? I missed the start of this witness.

Prosecution. He's a "police surgeon" and a full on quack like the former apparently.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

fucking 4chan I'm lmao

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

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Current witness has some interesting reviews
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BS SMOCK THE COMBOVER VIAGRA DOCTOR
I'M COOOOOOOOMBING!!!!

 

[Lil Weed Lova]

The kind that doesn't have ideological blinders on?

I think the Irish dude definitely had some agenda and it was pretty clear by the way he answered Nelson's questions, but the second one was just dealing with raw numbers.

 

[the fall of man]

This doctor knows a lot about using multiple beers on naive people

 

[Banditotron]

Prosecution. He's a "police surgeon" and a full on quack like the former apparently.

He strikes me as quackier than the irish guy. This guy doesn't even have a fancy powerpoint!

 

[Merry]

How did this Irish fucker's word become so unassailable to you that we are all supposed to concede and accept Chauvin's guilt?

He's consensus cracking, ignore the newfag.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

This guy is a real life Ace Attorney character.

This whole trial is an Ace Attorney game. I'm 100% convinced after the Jewess pulled a Miles Edgeworth

 

[Probably An Autist]

"use that gov paycheck to get a wig"

 

[DumbDude42]

The kind that doesn't have ideological blinders on?

even if you had the ability and the will to testify in court on the matter - do you really want to become known nation wide as the guy who helped notorious nazi war criminal and former slave owner derekkk chauvin get away with murder?

 

[teriyakiburns]

don't know why people think the verdict is up in the air here.

Everything is unknown until observed.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

George Floyd died because he had no oxygen in his body, thanks for listening. Where's my $300?

 

[Lil Weed Lova]

How did this Irish fucker's word become so unassailable to you that we are all supposed to concede and accept Chauvin's guilt?

I literally said that I do not believe that Chauvin is guilty even if he was the direct cause of Floyd's death. A cop does not have to know all that shit. He got taught to use his knee and he did.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I see the prosecution is calling witnesses for rent from outside Minneapolis and the MPD.