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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
Jesus Christ.

The poor fucking neighbors, this is like when onision destroyed the wetlands but fucking x10 worse
 
what's the tranchers' endgame? A constantly expanding livestock herd->constantly expanding pitybux->constantly expanding property, until they're big enough to declare themselves the Arch-Duchesses of Colorado? Pretty sure they're gonna hit a limiting factor before then. Probably in the form of the neighbors' working dogs discovering that there's a lot of free, tasty snacks just on the other side of that fence.
I'm starting to think that IF they manage to stick around for a few more years without killing/hurting anyone (big if), when things become dire and there is no way to fix them, they'll just ghost.
They'll up and leave, leave the animals, delete their twitter and all their accounts and try to vanish. Because that's the type of person Penny is, and Bonny doesn't really give a shit about his mom who paid for the farm. Kevin has no obligations at all so he can go whenever, and the other troons are all equally flakey.
 
So they're surrounded on all sides by maga militia and the town is having full on nazi goosestepping parades meaning they have to go everywhere strapped with rifles but they're beloved members of the community everyone is throwing free shit at? At least try to keep your stories straight. Also why the need for grift money if you don't need to purchase anything?
 
So they're surrounded on all sides by maga militia and the town is having full on nazi goosestepping parades meaning they have to go everywhere strapped with rifles but they're beloved members of the community everyone is throwing free shit at? At least try to keep your stories straight. Also why the need for grift money if you don't need to purchase anything?
Wow, um, are you asking for some coherence in their reasoning? Maybe some proof as well?
Cool it with the transphobia, sweaty. This ain't a good look, bub.

Besides, they do need to purchase various things. Ain't no way any of those Trump-loving bible-thumping white supremacist nazi chuds in that community have boxes of MtG cards, various TRA literature, Amiibos, a $800 Unitroon, or Bad Dragon dildos lying around. And those are essentials. Definitely. Probably. I MEAN KEVIE WANTS RRRREEEEEEEEEEE-
 
I'm pretty sure when they say community they mean the tranny community overall, or at least whatever community is donating all that money on GFM.
 
These troons turn everything they touch into shit like some kind of reverse midas touch. Not only do they taint their own bodies, they corrupt the very land they live on and doom hundreds of animals to a neglected life and an early death. What fuck ups will these troons walk themselves into next, I wonder?
 
A new dawn approaches, and with it Biden coming for the troon guns. Can't wait to see the cope from these mental defectives after a shit ton of EOs get handed down.
 
A new dawn approaches, and with it Biden coming for the troon guns. Can't wait to see the cope from these mental defectives after a shit ton of EOs get handed down.

And after all, they are white and rural. Ranchers in fact.

Bet that fits some BATFE profile for first on the list for confiscation.
 
These videos show clearly the comparison between their destroyed lot and then healthier lot next to them. The land in the distance, beyond the fence, is carpeted with scrub and grasses. It's light green with small patches of shrubs. Meanwhile on the brown, barren tranranch lot, Penny is pounding sand to put some fence posts in. They're clearly not even thinking about this considering that they show it in videos and photos over and over again. People unintentionally leak a lot of information in photos.

I'm sure the local HOA is aware of what's going on and is also mad as fuck about some idiot city kids coming in with their grift money, buying land, and then trashing it. Now they're trying to say they're beloved figures after previously saying they were being hunted by a secret Nazi militia. Their story is about is straight as their fence posts.
 
"We are beloved figures in the community"
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They're forgetting that Iranian merc name dropped George Gramlich as the evil ringleader - George Gramlich, the local owner of the Sangre Del Cristos online local news rag. Where he wrote that opinion piece about how the tranchers were overtly hostile and disrespectful to the locals. Those behaviors aren't how a person becomes a beloved member of the community. We haven't seen a single post that suggests they're even a little bit involved with their community, much less beloved.

I am, however, willing to entertain the idea that neighbors donated material for the fencing - just in their own self-interest. A solid, wood fence might contain some of that dust their mini-desert is producing, and the troons won't be prowling their borders with guns quite so much with a solid fence.

I am astounded by the stupidity of Bonnie's claim, because the only thing of value they've got going is the grift If the tranchers are situated in the middle of a sympathetic and helpful community, then there's not the same urgent need for outside support. Their online paypigs can let someone else foot the bill. These people really do destroy everything they touch.

Also, I'm sure if the tranchers really were beloved members of the community, they wouldn't need some dumb fence for security. Small communities band together to deal with outside threats. I'm sure the locals would have something they could do to 'dissuade' the outsiders and spare the tranchers the expense and effort of putting up their fence.
 
And after all, they are white and rural. Ranchers in fact.

Bet that fits some BATFE profile for first on the list for confiscation.
Clearly mentally unstable white ranchers running around with pseudo-military gear all day, constantly posting about how they are itching to kill intruders? Yeah, you'd think they'd go to the top of quite a few watchlists.
They're not even pretending that their weaponry is purely defense or civilian, going straight for 5.7mm rounds for dat sweet armor penetration.
If it wasn't for the pronoun patches, nobody would believe they're not a violent inbred cult on that ranch.
So, uh, what's first, full on bankruptcy/escape into the night, or Tranch Kevinian siege when Biden comes for their pew-pews?
 
We haven't seen a single post that suggests they're even a little bit involved with their community, much less beloved.
To be fair they have been supporting local businesses by stuffing their faces in that restaurant while leaving the less popular cowgirls at home
 
Clearly mentally unstable white ranchers running around with pseudo-military gear all day, constantly posting about how they are itching to kill intruders? Yeah, you'd think they'd go to the top of quite a few watchlists.
They're not even pretending that their weaponry is purely defense or civilian, going straight for 5.7mm rounds for dat sweet armor penetration.
If it wasn't for the pronoun patches, nobody would believe they're not a violent inbred cult on that ranch.
So, uh, what's first, full on bankruptcy/escape into the night, or Tranch Kevinian siege when Biden comes for their pew-pews?
I'm kind of hoping someone gets the idea to red flag them so we can watch the vest cam footage of it.
 
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Look at these beautiful wahmen enjoying their lunch and totally not looking like a bunch of dudes who just came out of a Warhammer store.
nice to see our dainty girls putting that GFM money to good use. Don’t forget to tip!

As a break from the incomprehensible gun sperging and frankly depressing lamb situation, here's something different: some more info on Jen / Jennifer R. / Michael Radford / Norintha.

To start us off, a lovely illustration of how Michael evolved into the Jen-monstrosity he is today, courtesy of the man himself (archive):
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Secondly, confirmation he's definitely Michael Radford from Asheville, NC:
So we had an initial compliation of info about Norintha by @Lubby Smith , and then a further tentative dox by @Meiwaku that suggested his name was Michael Radford - enormous thanks to both of them for their excellent work. Any tweet screenshots from KF that I link to below come from one of those two places;

First confirmation that Meiwaku's guess at Michael Radford is correct, was that he's listed as "Jennifer R." on his boardgamegeek profile (archive). Not conclusive, obviously, but encouraging that the one hint of a surname we have may be correct. At which point I got extremely autistic, and discovered the following...

His mother was 75 years old as of March 2018 (archive), which we know because Michael mentioned her in a conversation about his foot fetish 🤢. In addition to Meiwaku's confirmation that Albert Harlan Radford is of the correct age to Michael's dad, Francys (often listed on info sites as "Frances Radford) is listed as 79 (archive), which is also correct age for her to have been 75 as of that tweet. We know it's properly spelled Francys, because of this obituary (archive) for one of Michael's sisters... which also mentions a Michael Radford (lol @ the deadnaming, since Michael's been out since 2006, and not talking to his mother since 2011) who currently lives in San Francisco (where Michael got his dick removed and therefore lived for a while). Gotcha!

This confirms Michael's family as follows: Albert Harlon Radford (who goes by Harlon; dead at 70yo according to Michael, can't find an obituary) and Francys Radford (sometimes "Frances") Radford (79yo) as parents. Betsy Radford (died pre-2016; can't find an obituary, possibly the child Michael says his mom "shook to death on a military base"? Though that would make only five kids, and Michael says there's six, so perhaps she's a different one and the dead baby just wasn't mentioned in the obituary), Susan Diana Baker (died 2016, at 49yo; obituary above, maybe the sister who killed herself? Though apparently that was youngest sister, so perhaps Betsy is the suicide), Ann Radford (52yo), and Mitchell Radford (40-something; murderous and child-abusing, according to Michael). And finally Michael "Jennifer" Radford (37yo), Norintha himself; don't think he's legally changed his name, as I can't find any Jennifer Radford records that seem likely to be him.

Also, mostly unrelated, but there's a business called Aircraft Info SVC registered to the 331 Heather Ct., with Frances Radford's name on it. Can't find anything else about this anywhere, however.

Third, his steam page (archive) suggests a cow crossover with Kevin "Lucia" "Freyasspirit" Batman, Irenes, and Agape - three batshit crazy cows with a tragically short thread (it's only 17 pages, but well worth the read).

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Tl;dr Lucia/Kevin is a "plural" with hundreds of "headmates", works for Google, is partially responsible for producing some Google handbook on how to manage your plural employees and other assorted retarded diversity shit, and simps for trans lifeline; Irenes is another trans plural who works for Google; and Agape is trans, plural, claims to be an armless naga, has an amputee fetish, and likes to take pictures with his arms held behind his body to make it look like he's armless. Given that Michael apparently had the chop at UCFS, and certainly lived in San Fran (or Union City) for a bit, I have to wonder whether he stayed with one of them for a period...

Fourth, Michael apparently thinks that being an absolute retard on a DDR fansite is worth bragging about on twitter:
You'll note his Steam url is EBToriginal; EBT stands for "Edible Bondage Tape", because of fucking course it does. Here's his account (archive), which is responsible for over 6% of all the posts on the whole fucking site (over 20,000, though many seem to have been deleted since). It spans 2002-2009, so partially pre-troon (which was 2006 for Norintha apparently) and he types like an absolute sped in every post. Highlights (yes, I went through 53 pages of posts so you don't have to) include: is bi and got harrased by his creeper boss at an arcade he was working at; was in marching band in HS with a heavy instrument but is crap at music; was 6'4" and 280lbs aged 18 (obese lmao); has asthma, fucked up feet, a fucked up spine, and needs to use a cane to walk sometimes (so, you know, exactly who you want working a ranch); railing against language policing and censorship (fucking lol); once spewed violent transphobia against women with mustaches; has destroyed controllers in a tard rage; had this spectacular Guitar Hero setup at one point; and, relevant for later, had a fiance (?!) in 2005 (so he was aged about 21) that he met through the website. ...Aaaand, obligatory baby troon's first "won't somebody think of the troons" post.

Finally, other assorted shit - including the mysterious case of there possibly being two autistic, sexually deviant, weirdo Norinthas on the internet:
  • He's got a tumblr, which only has like twenty posts on it and is mostly weeb crap and animal pictures. Fucking lol at this post though:
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  • He's got similarly boring AO3 (archive) and fanfiction.net (archive) accounts; both are fanfiction sites, both only have likes (no posted stories) involving video game porn fanfiction - or, at least, I assume they're his given most other instances of Norintha on the internet are him. However, may be Norintha 2; see below.
  • He's also on about six hundred different board games / card collector / video games / whatever sites, none of which I can be bothered to link to or archive because they're all autistic and boring as shit. Mostly him whining about drama involving some board game creator that I don't understand or care about.
Here's where it gets weird though:
  • There's a Norintha on an actual forum for autists, wrongplanet.com, between 2013-2016 - and I'm not sure if it's ours. This description (archive) doesn't sound like him at all (and gives the first name "Amanda", and completely the wrong age), but then there's this larp (archive) where Norintha suddenly also has tourettes and two boyfriends (and no ADHD, which was mentioned previously) and is super serially trying to kill themself guys, so I it might be him and he's just lying for attention. Worth going through some of the posts regardless, because they're fucking hilarious tbh - and also suggest, if it is him, he started off as more of a HSTS than an AGP, which is interesting.
    In favour of it being him: usual "oh nooo, my pewiod huwts" hunt for asspats, liked troonsformers as a kid, triforce tattoo lol.
    Against it being him: no "I'm a troon, my life is so hard, pay attention to me" posting, agreement with this bit of TERF propaganda.
  • There's also an account by the name of Norintha on a bird-owner's forum. Only posts seem to be from 2016/17 (1, 2, 3) and are boring; mentions a husband, a green-cheeked conure, a possible part-time job, and being bad at animal care. Doesn't sound at all like what we know of Michael, but on the basis every other google hit for "Norintha" is from something accounts that seem to be his, it seems like a wild coincidence...
  • There's also a FurTraxx (furry social networking site) profile by the name of Norintha (archive), which mentions living in Texas and being heterosexual and being around 25 (as the wrongplanet Norintha's account does), being engaged (bird-owner forum Norintha mentions having a husband, but Michael also mentions having a fiance/ex-fiance), and Magic the Gathering (which Michael is known for).
A few options here: 1) It's a complete coincidence, two people who came up with the same random handle, and I'm seeing patterns where there are none. 2) They're all Michael, and the mismatch in info is some combo of larping and just stuff we don't know about 3) There's an actual woman who used the handle Norintha (who is a married autistic furry from Texas that likes MtG and owns a conure) that Michael knew (maybe he's the Lucas from NC, mentioned in the wrongplanet post? He did say he had a nerdy ex-fiance (archive) at one point, and pre-troon too. He mentions an Amanda (archive) as a "long term partner" on twitter in 2018, but it's a common name so that's pretty limited proof), and decided to skinwalk. Honestly probably impossible to prove any of these, but I do so love a good mystery. My bet is probably on 3, I think, just on a hunch and because I know how troons love their skinwalking...
you’re doing gods work :semperfidelis:

one question I have. “WHERES THE MONEY MICHEAL?”

what I mean is, where does his money come from. He seems to have the same deal Kevin has (pays over $1000 a month to live there and do no work) so where does it come from? Jen also seems to have lots of gadgets, MTG cards for days and a fancy neovag .


Well it’s good to know when the paramedic is frantically trying to stop the bleeding from the inevitable friendly fire gun shot wound that you won’t be miss gendered.
 
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I'm assuming his enlistment was 2001-2007
You’re close: IIRC, his enlistment was 2000-2006.
Penny paid, what, $225k for that land?
Phil didn’t pay jack shit for that land. The ranch property is owned by Paul and Paul’s mom:

Custer County's records suggest that Paul (and, interestingly, Sky, which I don't think we've heard before) are also owners on the ranch. Bonnie/Paul's talked about bullying his mom into cosigning before, so no surprises there. Also confirms that Troone Bonne hasn't legally changed his name, which I still find wild.

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Phil and Kev seem to have no legal stake in the tranch property itself, though - which seems wild given Phil is the legal owner of the Tenacious Unicorn business itself (and has rich adoptive-parents who have some kind of real estate / property business). Hope you were smart enough to write up contracts for however much you've given Paul, lads, or else you're never getting that money back! (I'm kidding of course they weren't smart enough to write up a contract lol :story: )
 
Seeing the full decay of the land this time. It's making me think though, if the alpaca's are hungry enough to actually kill the grass that's a problem. Alpaca's aren't supposed to be heavy grazers; neither are the sheep, so it is almost certainly out of hunger that they've done that.

If they actually have 100+ alpacas, which I'm a little hesitant to accept to some degree because the images never seem to capture that large of a herd, they need a little over a ton of hay every week to feed the alpaca alone. I'm guessing they aren't buying enough which led to the alpaca and other critters stripping the land bare. Now they've hit the point they can't get any more grass, they might start actually starving soon.
 
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