The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Rekkington]

Meanwhile, in a country with "good healthcare":
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G-G-G-G-G-GAYEST COUNTRY EVERRRRRRR

 

[CatboyCumDump]

You see, Sneed's Feed & Seed is a naming pattern. It also has the words "formerly Chuck's" in parenthesis right underneath it. Hilariously enough, if you apply that same naming pattern to Chuck's, you get Chuck's Feed & Seed. Get it?

Stop spreading misinformation.
It's Chuck's Feeduck & Seeduck.

 

[Linako 2.0]

too busy sneeding to listen to this old leprechaun's testimony
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If you got to to sneed, you got time to feed

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I was listening to Beanie Man and he made a pretty interesting point. Is the reason why the prosecution seems like they're so shit right now cause they want to intentionally throw the case? Minneapolis is apparently going through a shortage of cops right now for obvious reasons. Maybe they know if Chauvin gets clapped on these charges, even more cops are gonna ditch?

Why? Most of the cops they're brought up have tried driving a bus over him.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Meanwhile, in a country with "good healthcare":
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Good healthcare, but incompetent premier moneyhatted by developers and big box stores.
t. Ontariocuck

 

[CapraDeus]

Now hold on a second. Isn't Chauvin a 140lb manlet? I understand that the vest and gear have weight but this is either a retarded misrepresentation or the witness can't into math.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Now hold on a second. Isn't Chauvin a 140lb manlet? I understand that the vest and gear have weight but this is either a retarded misrepresentation or the witness can't into math. View attachment 2069989

It's just more gaslighting as usual, logic and facts are for fucking nerds.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Now hold on a second. Isn't Chauvin a 140lb manlet? I understand that the vest and gear have weight but this is either a retarded misrepresentation or the witness can't into math. View attachment 2069989

Can a cop sneed?
This is a metaphysical question

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Meanwhile, in a country with "good healthcare":
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As much as I hate the covid restrictions in my province, at least I can take comfort that I don't live in Ontario.

 

[Collections Agent]

Now hold on a second. Isn't Chauvin a 140lb manlet? I understand that the vest and gear have weight but this is either a retarded misrepresentation or the witness can't into math. View attachment 2069989

"Now expert witnesses and videos may have shown differently, but look at this drawing I made, he's CLEARLY guilty"

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

What true man goes to work not thinking "I'm going to kill a nigger today?"

And what sort of lazy shit only decides to stop at one?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Now hold on a second. Isn't Chauvin a 140lb manlet? I understand that the vest and gear have weight but this is either a retarded misrepresentation or the witness can't into math. View attachment 2069989

So I’m not great at physics but isn’t pressure force per area and not a measure of force

is there a reason they’d want to avoid strictly mentioning pressure

maybe because the pressure needed for bruises are well documented?

 

[MoeChotto]

This photo is such a bad piece of evidence for this doctor. You can't see his other foot, so OBVIOUSLY if one foot is off the ground the other must also be off the ground. No wonder they made cartoon drawings.

 

[TurkishOreo]

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It's so fucking obvious.
He's a Kiwi, every time he needs a break he's lurking here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Y'all know that 3/4 of jury deliberation is going to consist of jurors kneeling on each other.

Also, this guy calculated lung volume based on sex? That's not PC.

 

[Banditotron]

Wait, did he just say men, women, children, and the elderly all have the same size breaths? I didn't think that was true. I'll have to read up on that but I figured that different lung sizes would impact breath sizes.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Crowder is the first guy I've seen with the balls to try and re-enact the knee on the neck:

I don't know how faithfully he recreates the scenario but there it is, I found it to be intriguing.

 

[briantheblessed]

Crowder is the first guy I've seen with the balls to try and re-enact the knee on the neck:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5qHLXbVDnkc
I don't know how faithfully he recreates the scenario but there it is, I found it to be intriguing.

who the f is going to watch a 1 hour and 38 min video of that blowhard fag

 

[draggs]

Nonsensical 20-year-old memes? On my internet?

It's more likely than you think.

Formerly Chuck's internet