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The CW is to TV as what YA Books is to Literature.
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I read the script for the pilot and....phew its a cw show
there's lots of outdated ~internet and millennial slang and references. bubbles is a messy alcoholic/pill addict who can't live down her glory days in the powerpuff girls and is still searching for her former childhood fame even as a ~washed-up adult. blossom has PTSD? from the experience and is married to some boring dude. buttercup is a firefighting lesbian who is more well-adjusted than the others, but hates blossom and professor drake and only returns to the town to collect her inheritance...however, while there they all get pulled back into reforming the powerpuff girls. but the whole thing, tonally and character-wise, is a MESS and it did not necessarily have to be. just trying too hard to do way too much.
God, I started singing nasheeds while reading that shit. Ummati qad laha fajrun, far'qubi an-nasr al-mubiin...Then it is time for jihad.
katniss = olive skinThe CW is to TV as what YA Books is to Literature.
This... This is a joke, right? That can't seriously be how the series is written, is it? For God's sake, it sounds more like a parody of dark and edgy reboots of nostalgic properities.I read the script for the pilot and....phew its a cw show
there's lots of outdated ~internet and millennial slang and references. bubbles is a messy alcoholic/pill addict who can't live down her glory days in the powerpuff girls and is still searching for her former childhood fame even as a ~washed-up adult. blossom has PTSD? from the experience and is married to some boring dude. buttercup is a firefighting lesbian who is more well-adjusted than the others, but hates blossom and professor drake and only returns to the town to collect her inheritance...however, while there they all get pulled back into reforming the powerpuff girls. but the whole thing, tonally and character-wise, is a MESS and it did not necessarily have to be. just trying too hard to do way too much.
The My Immortal of this decade.This... This is a joke, right? That can't seriously be how the series is written, is it? For God's sake, it sounds more like a parody of dark and edgy reboots of nostalgic properities.
Brb I'm getting my Iron so I can take a bath.I could have sworn this exact premise was made as some kind of youtube video a couple years ago or something, except it had the decency to be animated.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dAbq2jgw6y8
Man this makes me hope there is a love triangle in the power puff girls with Bubbles.The CW is to TV as what YA Books is to Literature.
Maybe you might need another bath after you saw that older parody done by Mad TV.Brb I'm getting my Iron so I can take a bath.
So they hate that they were child superheroes...but they still dress like that.Looks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/07/powe...n-set-in-costume-blossom-flying-chloe-bennet/
Looks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/07/powe...n-set-in-costume-blossom-flying-chloe-bennet/
So they hate that they were child superheroes...but they still dress like that.
Okay
This is actually more faithful than I was expecting, although I wouldn't be surprised at all if these are just the costumes they wear in the beginning as a bit of desperate fanservice before swapping out for more "edgy" costumes during the rest of the show.Looks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/07/powe...n-set-in-costume-blossom-flying-chloe-bennet/
This is probably before they decide to go solo or whatever the fuck the plot's about.So they hate that they were child superheroes...but they still dress like that.
Okay
for all the horrible things coming out about this so far this really isn't so bad in comparison, it's just some randos in decent halloween costumesLooks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/07/powe...n-set-in-costume-blossom-flying-chloe-bennet/
What the fuck, are the belts made out of Hefty trash bags? What material is that even made of?Looks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/07/powe...n-set-in-costume-blossom-flying-chloe-bennet/
>they made the violent one blackLooks like we got our first images, and it's even worse than you'd imagine
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>they made the violent one black
For chrissakes, Tumblr at least has the decency to blackwash Bubbles for her hairstyle or Blossom for her smarts.
I'm calling it now, Blossom's gonna be lesbian hatefuck lovers with Princess, because these types of writers just love that "enemies to lovers" shit, as exemplified by Catradora and shit like that.
I really can't wait for this to fail harder than the 2016 reboot.