Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

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Jeff Bezos did this? Why am I not surprised? Fuck. Amazon has such good deals services and is scummy at the same time. Jeff Bezos is pretty much a real life Bond villain and I doubt the intent is to advertise products to you.
 
The doublespeak here is outstanding, the Amazon hierarchy of doublethinkers are patting themselves on the back. Watch Twitch, because Twitch is watching...
 
Guys, they're a private company, of course they should be allowed to read your texts to see if you're holding the right opinions whilst playing Minecraft.

I, for one, welcome our new Libertarian paradise.
 
Honestly, this won't have any impact on Twitch largely because the streamers that are already in good with Twitch staff are going to continue to be able to do whatever they want. Recall earlier this year when it came out that there was hidden metrics, including the streamer's relationship with Twitch staff? This just seems like trying to scare their streamers into being optical and to cover this bases, it just says that it'll work with law firms if it finds anything of interest.
https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/9/22321311/twitch-api-brand-safety-score-advertising-uber-lyft (https://archive.vn/kacjz )
Cybersecurity researcher Daylam Tayari has found evidence in Twitch’s internal API that the site plans to implement something called a “brand safety score” for its streamers. That score would depend on a number of criteria: the streamer’s age, a rating given by Twitch staff, their ban history, the relationship the streamer has with Twitch, their automod settings, their partnership status, the ESRB rating of the game being played, and whether the stream is set to mature.
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Null said:
TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.



Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.
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And the pay is rather nice, I might add. I get 25$ per hour.
 
Off-service investigations are significantly more complex, so we've partnered with a third-party investigations law firm, with immense experience in this area, to ensure our off-Twitch investigations are as thorough and swift as possible. This is a huge step forward in making Twitch safer for everyone.
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Lolcow LLC new business opportunity?
 
So..... What is the point to streaming on Twitch over YouTube now?

YouTube might be garbage, but at least their community standards are looser for streamers and they do not have a bunch of troons and deer people deciding your fate. While also monitoring and punishing you for off site shit.

Twitch is some draconian hellscape at this point
 
thismanlies said:
How long until Wings of Redemption and DSP are permanently banned?
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LOOK HERE, DON'T YOU THINK THAT I ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT? GOD, ALLA YOU ARE SO STEWPID TO THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. BAN ANYONE THAT SAYS TWITCH, JEFF BEZOS, SIMP, CUCK, FATASS, BUTTER GOLEM, LARD LAD, OR ZOO CREW IN THA CHAT.
 
BrunoMattei said:
So, how the fuck are DSP and Wings of Redemption still on the platform then?
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Yes hello Twitch, yeah there is this guy I am watching his stream right now... yeah its THE guy and he belongs to this group known as the 'Hate Army'... How much can I get for him?

Lol, but really Twitch doesn't fucking care about those two
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for lulz, I can tell you I don't have a sense of humour. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you comply with the TOS that would be the end of it, i I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you say nigger online, even once, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Jeff Bezos, had dick pics leaked after his iPhone was hacked.
 
HissingBastard said:
Will this rule apply to troons who get caught grooming kids on Discord? Or is it just for really evil shit like saying nigga and not having pronouns in bio?
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No troons will get a badge of honor, everyone else saying transphobic or racial slurs will get sent to a gulag to fucking rot away be helped with re education.
 
thismanlies said:
How long until Wings of Redemption and DSP are permanently banned?
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Why does anyone think DSP could possibly be banned for "off-stream misconduct"? He doesn't do anything offstream except drink, gamble, and post ice-cold takes on Twitter at 3AM.
 
In all honesty I was sure they were already doing practices like this, seeing as how multiple people got their accounts banned due to being naughty in the world outside Twitch. At least now the veil has been fully lifted. Big Brother (she/they; polyamorous; demisexual ) is watching.
 
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