Ethan Ralph illegally files DMCA takedown notice

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I like how the jokes about his height in this thread make him out to be shorter and shorter as time goes on.
 
Erika Furudo said:
I don't know why being called 5'1 is such a big deal for him, we could always go with 3".
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This is true. Not only has Ethan Oliver Ralph doxed his height as 5’1 by taking a swing at a female officer (LMFAO), but he also doxed his tiny penis. Thinking about it now, it makes sense that a woman who is into pedo shit would want a kid-size penis in her life.
 
I wouldn't want to mock Ethan Ralph for being really short for a man and basically midget sized, and grotesquely fat, but in his case the outside really matches the inside.
 
Sithis said:
Isn't that factoring in his shoes, though? I mean between the soles and everything that has to add at least around an inch. I'd wager he's no more than 5'0.
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You mean like this
 
The gunt puts himself in a lose-lose situation yet again.
Back down? Broke dick Josh gets the win.
Stick to his guns? Waste time and money and still probably lose.
 
Wake up
Make some coffee
Play some issac
Check KF
See Ethan adding more fuel to the fire

Oh yeah, gonna be a good Easter boys
 
Sithis said:
Isn't that factoring in his shoes, though? I mean between the soles and everything that has to add at least around an inch. I'd wager he's no more than 5'0.
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Timberlands do add 1.6 inches, and he does wear them often.

There's more analysis happening right now about it, but he's around the low end of 5 feet based on photo comparisons, 1st hand accounts, and a police arrest record (5' 1").
 
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