The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Hüftpriester]

Oh boy, this is just getting weird now. He had her saved in his phone as momma

 

[All Cops Are Based]

"MAMA"

 

[MoeChotto]

Holy shit she’s trying so hard to go against the FBI report

She's deliberately sowing doubt into her own testimony by constantly saying "Yeah that's what the transcript says I guess" and "Well I wasn't there I was speculating"

You can tell how much she hates the defense attorney just from all those absolutely insane facial expressions she's cycling through.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

"Did you Recall telling the FBI this and this?"

"WELL YES BUT I ACTUALLY WASNT THERE SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!"

 

[Failed Lurker]

So was this the "Mama" he was calling for?

 

[Obscure Creature]

Damn this bitch is very conveniently forgetful

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

I DO NOT RECOLECC I DO NOT RECOLECC THAT I SAID THAT

>shows them the transcript

WELL GUESS I SAID THAT IF IT'S ON THE TRANSCRIPT SHEIIIITT

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

"What were you saved as on his phone?"
"... Mama"
Her smile and optimism, gone.

 

[Łimønča]

Oh boy, this is just getting weird now. He had her saved in his phone as momma

Maybe when he was crying out momma he was referring to her?

 

[Gypsymagic]

Holy shit this makes Floyd's screaming for mama so fucking funny now.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

*gets transcript*
*TAKES GLASSES OFF*

she could have astigmatism. I've seen plenty of people, specifically elderly ones, that do this shit all the time, the glasses could be for farsightedness only and she needs to take them off for anything nearsighted.

Of course this is me giving her the benefit of the doubt.

 

[itskaon]

>SAVED ON FLOYD'S PHONE AS MAMA

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

So was this the "Mama" he was calling for?

"MAMA, MAMA, I NEED MORE PILLS BITCH, DIS COP YO, HE KILLING ME, I CAN'T BREATH AT ALL!!!! *Takes a deep breath*"

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

LOL HE CALLED HER MAMA.

NOW IM THE ONE WHO CAN"T BREATHE.

This shit is hilarious

 

[Slimy Time]

I love how pissy she is getting at this Transcript shit
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Can they not bring in someone who doesn't look like a degenerate piece of trash or someone who looks like they want to talk to your manager? This is the sort of shit that really doesn't help their case.

 

[LUNEKO]

Maybe when he was crying out momma he was referring to her?

An ageplay fetish would just put a nice bow on this shitstorm of a court case

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Can I get a TLDR on the FBI stuff? I remember seeing it earlier but this thread is going too fast for me to keep up and I'm at work.

 

[Ruin]

This trial is basically a real life Boondocks episode.

 

[AnOminous]

Wtf why won’t they allow the FBI report? Also she’s clearing lying at certain times

Because it's hearsay. As you probably noticed, they are using it to "refresh her recollection." A document like that (usually) can't actually be introduced directly as evidence.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

OH SHIT THEY EVEN POINTING OUT THE MAMA THING HE CALLED IT OUT, HOLY SHIT!!!