The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[CharlesBarkley]

I have to have it to the prosecution so far for looking like the most incompetent team ever assembled. This is going to be one for the record books.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

With how things are going so far, the next witness will probably be Buckethead

Nah, next witness is gonna be a fellow ex-Inmate, gushing about how Floyd did his programs n shit, and is a BIG and STRONG man when he was in prison

 

[LUNEKO]

When White people do drugs, it's an opitiod crisis.

When Black folks do the same thing, it's an addiction or junkie.

The first one is a bad sign of the state of america and its people, the second one is just the CIA doing regularly scheduled and tax paid monkey business

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I have to have it to the prosecution so far for looking like the most incompetent team ever assembled. This is going to be one for the record books.

Every fucking witness has been fucking horrible for them, ether by being fake as fuck, or actively going against them.

Are they that fucking cocky that they are gonna win with these witnesses?

 

[Obscure Creature]

So the guy who’s pleading the 5th was their drug dealer lol

 

[Łimønča]

And remember, libs want us to believe that we are equal to her!

 

[The Last Stand]

So the guy who’s pleading the 5th was their drug dealer lol

They admitted they buy drugs off the street. That drug dealer is going to jail lol

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Prosecution's objection was overruled by the judge, BASED.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

"Objection your honor"
"Overruled"
Prosecution team looking strong as usual.

 

[LUNEKO]

>did you know that Floyd was taking Heroin
>NO

Is she... is she trying to seed doubt on the coroners report?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Wonder if shes gonna go to twitter as soon as shes out to gloat to Twitter about how STRONG she was

 

[The Last Stand]

Sidebar???

 

[LUNEKO]

Did they shutdown the FBI report?

 

[The Last Stand]

Big Pharma is likely having a laugh at this trial.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

So, been at work, missed 99.9% of everything. All I saw was NYT trying to dox the jurors, and the CCTV of Floyd doing that dumb dance.

I'm assuming that this entire trial is a sham shitshow, a means to an already established end. Am I about right?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

So, been at work, missed 99.9% of everything. All I saw was NYT trying to dox the jurors, and the CCTV of Floyd doing that dumb dance.

I'm assuming that this entire trial is a sham shitshow, a means to an already established end. Am I about right?

Every fucking witness has hurt the case to lock away the cop, ether by being fucking terrible, obvious bait, or actually siding with the Defense, its been a fucking shitshow so far

 

[God of Nothing]

So, been at work, missed 99.9% of everything. All I saw was NYT trying to dox the jurors, and the CCTV of Floyd doing that dumb dance.

I'm assuming that this entire trial is a sham shitshow, a means to an already established end. Am I about right?

Pretty much. Judge and defense is based though.
dead monkey make other soon-to-be-dead monkies angry for riot gibs either way

 

[Apterigo]

With how things are going so far, the next witness will probably be Buckethead

Nah, next witness is gonna be a fellow ex-Inmate, gushing about how Floyd did his programs n shit, and is a BIG and STRONG man when he was in prison

At this rate I would only be mildly surprised if the prosecution's final witness was George Floyd himself, re-animated through hologram like Miku Hatsune and Tupac. Fuck it, let's throw Miku Hatsune and Tupac on the witness stand too, why the fuck not? I'm sure they have great things to say about him!

 

[Obscure Creature]

Wtf why won’t they allow the FBI report? Also she’s clearing lying at certain times

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Is this the first time there have been so many objections or did I miss some earlier?