🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

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wtf is up with ralphs fucking skull? its like two skulls merged together in the womb, also his fucking gunt actually goes all the way around his body like a skin dress wtf.his legs are fucking miniscule no wonder he fucking waddles
 
I guess when you're halfway through life and you've never had an actual job, any little amount of attention is good.

What a miserable fucking existence.
 
Arm Pit Cream said:
Beardson is a long time guntsucker and all around total faggot. I wouldn't be shocked if he was brought onto the Killstream as a Gator tier extra in the next year or two, he has nothing else going for him.
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Beardson is a giant pussy who would absolutely hide behind his fat jewish wife if he was in Ralph's situation.
Love_Machine011 said:
Unironically I would cheer for the ralpha male if he had to fight a bunch of lanklet tranny pedophiles. Get 'em ralpha male!
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I felt that way too at first, but it's important to keep in mind the only reason he was there to begin with was to white-knight another tranny pedophile he was gunting at the time.
 
Bubble Ba'ath said:
ARE YOU READY TO GUNT
CAUSE IM READY TO GUNT
WHAT YOU GONNA DO
BABY BABY
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I HEAR THE GUNTING CRY
UNDER THE VIRGINIA SKY
THE MAKER'S MARK XANAX SCREAMS
IT FUELS MY HOPES AND PILLSTREAMS
THE GUNT BOUT MACHINE!

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
 
You're five feet tall and angry. You're gonna storm into some shitty one-bedroom house with Pokemon posters on the wall. Nothing will stop you from avenging your not-fat butterface flex creature.

No one was armed. Christ is King.
 
MeltyTW said:
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wtf is up with ralphs fucking skull? its like two skulls merged together in the womb, also his fucking gunt actually goes all the way around his body like a skin dress wtf.his legs are fucking miniscule no wonder he fucking waddles
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It was for some time known that when Sandra was pregnant with Ralph, she would be giving birth to twins.

Though at some point in time, Ultrasound scans began to show only a single baby pig incubating Sandra's gut.

Doctors were baffled, surely a mistake must have been made! How could one Guntlet disappear from Sandra's womb.

Little did they know, Ethan and his Gunt consumed his twin brother in the womb. Ethan's Gunt had been satiated, but for how long? No one knows
 
BigFatStupidIdiot said:
So, I'm not reading 35 pages of this new thread, but I may have some insight on what was censored in the video when Ralph brings up a deal between Dax and Digi/Riley.

So at the beginning of the month, when Digi posted his video about deleting everything on his channel and doing a rebrand, he mentioned that he was broke as fuck. He spent all his savings on his "Voidgazer" series where they make the tall lanky one, Bird, justify his existence in the group by driving them around to look at rest stops in what is supposed to be a documentary about "Chasing the void" in the style of Fear and Loathing but even more stupid.

Digi complains about having to sell his possessions and crypto to pay the rent and saying even then, it wouldn't be enough. Then a week or so later, the video gets removed and Digi suddenly has two plane tickets for him and Turd to go to California to be on The Dick Show. They go and visit Digi's family and then they fly back with news that Digi is buying an RV despite previously not even having around 1000 dollars amongst 4 people.

Digi mentioned in his stream last night that the money was going toward a down payment on the RV. Just a local search Virginia Beach and the cheapest used one is 15k, Digi claims it's a Winnebago. Now, I'm not a thinking man, but something seems real fishy that Digibro has the credit line to put a down payment of 900 dollars minus Youtube's cut from their raffle stream, to get a 15k+ dollar vehicle in his name.

In the Voidgazers re-upload of their stream, they talk about how they're leaving Digi behind to make Khantent with Nate and Vic, and will be driving from VA to OK to AZ and make frequent stops in between. Where the fuck is the money coming from? How do they suddenly have all this money? Who is cosigning the credit for Digi? Is it his liberal parents in CA or Dax, the guy who could buy a winnebago every month?

Ill post the chat logs of Riley discussing their plans here:
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The diddler hooked them up. Good info right here, safariman.

Maybe this is just a lib arts project a la family-friends-fools where diddler Dax, Sean the sheep and Digibro's parents are willing to take the risk.

Did Riley bitched out over the fear of stepping on eggshells and knowing they live in the fucking poor house without diddler. Is the diddler-gunt connection tighter than we thought? Making diddler look bad in his show was better than escalating it with a gunt heavier than a silverback gorilla. What the fuck is going on the Barbie mansion?

Can't wait for tomorrow, West Memphis 10!!!
 
I saw this when everyone else did. It's not new to me. But I literally can't stop thinking about it. I'm lying awake in bed, unable to sleep, work in six hours, and all I can think is

God, Ralph is impossibly fat.
 
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