🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

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Riley is one of Dick's producers so he has a lot more actual importance to Dick then Ralph does. Ralph follows Dick more than likewise, Dick doesn't need Ralph as much as Ralph needs Dick.
Riley's been an albatross around the neck of the show for a long time now while Ralph can actually generate content sometimes. I would not be surprised if he picks Ralph over Riley or dedicates a show or three to mediating things between the two of them.
 
The fact that after all this, Ethan still does not care if his retardation is recorded. to be frank its probably my favorite quality of his.

Great job man, i was beginning to think it was going to be a slow month for my cows.
Seeing as Ralph was drunk enough to drive to Digi's house at 2am to starting yelling, demanding one of his girlfriend's shit when it's in front yard before trying to fight 3 people at once, I would imagine Ralph was drunk enough that he forgot stuff like video cameras on phone exist.
 
Here's a copy of the fight itself between Ralph and Riley. Ralph kept trying to provoke Riley and Digi to come outside, until Ralph ran up to attack and suckerpunch because people kept calling him 5'2. Manlet rage! Not to mention Ralph was spitting blood into a woman's face :story:
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Fight:
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GUNT PUNCH:
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Proud feminist Ethan Ralph takes on a woman 1/3rd his size by spitting blood onto her face
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I want a Hollywood movie trilogy based on this guy, Digi, and his orbiters. They should call it the Gunt Cinematic Universe or something.
 
Uh oh, what is Dick Masterson going to do? His core base of friends, trailer trash and pedos, are having a civil war. Which side will he take?

ETA: this absolutely has to be featured content today.
This is the main thing I’m interested in. It is interesting to see how deep the loyalties lie. It seems like a lot of people throwing stones are not without sin. I’m trying to stay neutral on this but I feel like something bad is going to happen and have no choice but to STAY TUNED
 
Uh oh, what is Dick Masterson going to do? His core base of friends, trailer trash and pedos, are having a civil war. Which side will he take?

ETA: this absolutely has to be featured content today.
Why, he's going to deflect with unfunny jokes, of course.

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Edit: ninja'd
 
I know digi is a spastic, but why is the video so goddamn choppy? It really detracts from the comedy of what’s happening.
 
At least post the archive. Ralph only only suckerpunched Riley him like a coward, but May stole Digibros switch and was trying to incite a fight between them, not to mention her being a huge bitch to deal with. Apparently Ralph came there at 2am to start yelling at Digi and his neighbors.
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imagine starting a fight on the property of a tranny janny over wanting to steal a Nintendo Switch.
I am disappointed and surprisingly surprised of this low. I don't even believe Ralph knows what the fuck is a Nintendo Switch.
 
I remember seeing chick fights in high school that were more manly than this gay shit. It took what appears in the video to be a giant but given how short they all are, I'm assuming he's 5'10", to actually start swinging on the guntard.
 
Don't know about you guys, but now i offically can't wait for "Mad at The Internet" this week. can't wait to hear Null wheeze laugh while trying to explain this video to the "podcast listeners". there might even be new developments by then too!
 
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