🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Corn Flakes said:
Jim is already balding, yes. And even if he weren't, it would take him years to grow hair past his shoulders. So, yes: fake red wig it is.
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Look at Chris's sad attempt at growing long hair. Long or short, the terrible hairline is still visible, plus long hair requires lot more care than short. You have to brush it everyday, otherwise it will kink into knots and the longer it is the longer it takes to do that; washing it is a whole ordeal - even if you're only using shampoo you'll need to use way more of it; it takes longer to dry, you can blowdry it but it also takes time and effort plus damages your hair... and if you want it took semi decent and not like whatever's going on Chris' head you'll probably need to use conditioners, masks, ointments and style it

TL;DR: wig requires way less maintenance than even decent looking long hair would
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Arthur Morgan said:
"I'm Jim Fucking Stephanie Sterling, son. I can never be wrong. So No Man's Sky's improvement is irrelevant! Now give me money for more boglin shit!"
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This saying has really come full circle hasn't it? First a short-lived insult, then a badge of honor, now it's only used with irony.

Internet fame really is a wild ride.
 
I'm calling it now. In his next video he won't cover Roblox's net worth, cause now thanks to stonks they're worth more than every video game company. And the fact that many of those top games developers don't consider crunch good and instead implement micro-updates frequently. Could you say I'm a bit biased? Yes, but there should be more coverage about it, considering they're worth more than everyone else now.
 
BlackPuppetAssNigga said:
I'm calling it now. In his next video he won't cover Roblox's net worth, cause now thanks to stonks they're worth more than every video game company. And the fact that many of those top games developers don't consider crunch good and instead implement micro-updates frequently. Could you say I'm a bit biased? Yes, but there should be more coverage about it, considering they're worth more than everyone else now.
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I don't know... with Jim-bob's head-first leap into troonery I would expect him to sperg at length about Superstraights soon enough.
 
So today Twitter had a detransition hashtag trending. People basically telling their stories about how they were mentally ill and they used the trans stuff to cope or act out, and were going back to what they were born as. Did Jimmy boy have any freak outs about how they're creating a genocide or anything?
 
BHWuser said:
So today Twitter had a detransition hashtag trending. People basically telling their stories about how they were mentally ill and they used the trans stuff to cope or act out, and were going back to what they were born as. Did Jimmy boy have any freak outs about how they're creating a genocide or anything?
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How long did that trend for before Twitter buried it harder than a pirate with OCD?
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
So is the show gonna transition to The Stephaniequisition?
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Femquisition.
BlackPuppetAssNigga said:
I'm calling it now. In his next video he won't cover Roblox's net worth, cause now thanks to stonks they're worth more than every video game company. And the fact that many of those top games developers don't consider crunch good and instead implement micro-updates frequently. Could you say I'm a bit biased? Yes, but there should be more coverage about it, considering they're worth more than everyone else now.
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He will use it to talk about the evils of "cAAApitalism" that a gaming company can use the stock market to generate revenue to expand their game's reach. They're trying to make headway into China, and the IPO gives them the funds to do it.

It's overvalued due to WSB backing, but still has potential.
 
Colors are colorful
Water is wet
Who wanted Jim's ahegao face?
Satisfied yet?
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Not quite an ahegao, but he's certainly getting there

On a serious note: can nonbinaries even be gay ? Since gay means being attracted to people of the same gender does it mean he's now only into other non binaries? Or is Jim about to pull a good ol' "I want to have lesbian piv sex"
 
Scarmaiden said:
Colors are colorful
Water is wet
Who wanted Jim's ahegao face?
Satisfied yet?
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Not quite an ahegao, but he's certainly getting there

On a serious note: can nonbinaries even be gay ? Since gay means being attracted to people of the same gender does it mean he's now only into other non binaries? Or is Jim about to pull a good ol' "I want to have lesbian piv sex"
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The troon angle in photos never works lmao
 
I will certainly tell you as a former fan of Jim Sterling, the trooning out was one of the few reasons that made him relevant to me because well he is rather trite. The last time I really enjoyed any content from him was in 2016, when he was still making videos of games that were terrible and playing through them. The last good Jimquistion was the one where he went through the sins of horror games, mostly aimed at indie hacks who don't understand the genre.

The truth of the matter is that he hasn't advanced his content in 5 years where most everything he says is on repeat without any other content to help break up his opinions or the tedium of the same thing.
 
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