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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
I'm waiting for another cow to move to the ranch. Movie Blob would be fantastic (and fucking devastating to their groceries). It would be the stupidest and most ambitious cross-over event ever.
It would be love at first sight. They meet in the first screening of Black Widow and happen to sit next to each other in the movie theater. They'll do the awkward giggles after both reaching for their XXL popcorn at the same time. Moviebob will be thirsting and white knighting afterwards so much Kathryn would be disgusted and tell him to stop being a creep.
I'm waiting for another cow to move to the ranch. Movie Blob would be fantastic (and fucking devastating to their groceries). It would be the stupidest and most ambitious cross-over event ever.
I'm still waiting for the La Zorra duo and Philthy to move in. Shrek and Donkey would be in the main compound while Philthy would live with the livestock.
Yeah, that's the really stunning thing. I said a while back that if you saw this guy on the street before he trooned out he looked and acted completely normal, there was nothing obviously weird about him. At least most of the cows I've seen, you can usually tell right off the bat there's something wrong with them. Kevin looked normal and now looks like a greasy inbred. I think as much as he denies it he's miserable.
It would be love at first sight. They meet in the first screening of Black Widow and happen to sit next to each other in the movie theater. They'll do the awkward giggles after both reaching for their XXL popcorn at the same time. Moviebob will be thirsting and white knighting afterwards so much Kathryn would be disgusted and tell him to stop being a creep.
>waiting on an autopsy
They probably found an animal that died overnight.
There are many reasons that an animal on a ranch with hundreds of them could have died. Even at the best run ranches.
Pennywise is a paranoid idiot though, so his first suspiscion is ofc that the hundreds of fascists that lay in ambush behind every bush have killed it.
Sure.
They mentioned they had some old alpacas because some of the ones they got were donations to them. Animals die. Like it's fucking obvious if they were gored by a coyote or shot or something.
in b4 I'm right next and its paranormal activity
Chris-chan would be a good addition when Barb dies as he's also a queer grifter who loves plastic toys. Also, there are lots of boyfriend-free girls there.
I actually think the constant paranoid fear-mongering from the troon community is unfair to troons. This senile old man in a dress is in no danger when his inlaws drag him to Applebees. Why scare the poor fellow?
MtFs are pretty much never in danger in the US. The ones who get murdered by their boyfriends are typically involved in drugs and prostitution, which is dangerous for everyone, trans or not. Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.
Troonery is a paranoia echo chamber. I'm not surprised Bonnie is scared of phantom fash patrols.
In the US, by the best available data, troons get murdered about 50% as often as the general population. By that metric, it's significantly safer to be a troon.
Their precious babies. . . that they routinely lose to the cold.
In October Evans call-out post, he said that the alpacas were "basically starving". Penny has made losing alpacas "to the cold" sound like it happens every year. Don't alpacas live in cold climates in the Andes? How badly do you have to fuck up to freeze them to death?
Several posters have pointed out that the alpacas will chew ice and exposed insulation.
This is less a poisoning by the dastardly fash menace, and probably just the tranchers being idiots.
This is the equivalent of killing a cactus by overwatering it. It's something you do intentionally knowing it's not nessesary. Those idiots know that the Alpacas shouldn't be dying so easily, but have picked the shittiest lot of land to care for them and simply shrug and take the loss.
I haven't really been following this thread. Is there anything to back up the claims the tranch is under siege by evil nazis or whatever? And if not, is it a lie for grifting or are the tranchers batshit enough to actually believe someone is after them?
I'd feel like even the most hateful rural Trumper wouldn't want to waste time and effort harassing troons and would prefer to stay away from them.
I haven't really been following this thread. Is there anything to back up the claims the tranch is under siege by evil nazis or whatever? And if not, is it a lie for grifting or are the tranchers batshit enough to actually believe someone is after them?
I'd feel like even the most hateful rural Trumper wouldn't want to waste time and effort harassing troons and would prefer to stay away from them.
As of now, there hasn't been any proof. People have just been taking their word for it, because they want to believe that them funneling money to a "queer haven" alpaca ranch is their good deed of the month.
I haven't really been following this thread. Is there anything to back up the claims the tranch is under siege by evil nazis or whatever? And if not, is it a lie for grifting or are the tranchers batshit enough to actually believe someone is after them?
I'd feel like even the most hateful rural Trumper wouldn't want to waste time and effort harassing troons and would prefer to stay away from them.
No evidence whatsoever. At best I think we saw some dumbass on twitter egging them on by claiming he was with the natzee militia, but that doesn't remotely square with the repeated claims by various tranch visitors that they're "definitely being targeted by right wing militias". (They're always vague about what this targeting consists of.)
I haven't really been following this thread. Is there anything to back up the claims the tranch is under siege by evil nazis or whatever? And if not, is it a lie for grifting or are the tranchers batshit enough to actually believe someone is after them?
I'd feel like even the most hateful rural Trumper wouldn't want to waste time and effort harassing troons and would prefer to stay away from them.
The best cows always retain a small glimmer of what could have been. The fact that he could've been a normal, nerdy beardy guy, but instead IS HOLE, is part of what makes Kev so fascinating.
In the US, by the best available data, troons get murdered about 50% as often as the general population. By that metric, it's significantly safer to be a troon.
Remember "Trans Day of Remembrance" from like five years ago? It used to be a big deal in champagne socialist college towns. But now it pretty much disappeared. Why is that? Well, a few troons noticed that the data didn't support their "omg we are the most murdered ever please gib" narrative, so the event was quietly pushed under the rug and replaced with sending death threats to J.K. Rowling. People actually looking into murder rates and comparing data won't set a GoFundMe on fire the same way raw invective and moral panic will.
Honestly at this point I think the whole "I fear for my life!" thing is because they know what they're doing is wrong and they know that there are people out there who think they deserve physical repercussions.
