Let's Sperg JAIMAS PLAYS A TERRIBLE GAME: EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER by Heather Flowers - TFW You Make James Corbett Seem Like a Good Writer by Comparison

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If Cass being in the desert took her halfway to mummification, how the hell did lianna go down the path to gruntilda?
...maybe she doesn't just kill fash, but eats them?
 
Later, Cass and Lianna talk about setting up a Fight Club for mechs. Cass tries to refuse. Lianna pursues it until she gives in.

In any other context, this would be treated as a grotesque breach of consent, on the scale of Bill Cosby's shenanigans, but because "muh diversity", it's brushed aside. It's exactly the definition of coercion that SJWs screech and cry about, and try to paint as rape.
 
...maybe she doesn't just kill fash, but eats them?
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I actually started laughing at how ugly they look.

Cass looks like a bad Female-to-male face filter.

Sam is the most normal and I'll agree that Brad is just MEXICAN CLASSIC CHRIS-CHAN.
Sam looks like what you'd get if you asked an Mississipian farmer from 1870 to draw a respectable negro.
 
Cass looks like that dude in Robocop that gets covered in toxic waste.
 
I supposed I'm going to have to review this.
But I ain't paying for the PDF.
The quick start on Drivethrurpg is name your own price aka free. A quick scroll through and as you may expect: its a very rules lite mech game with some... exceptional content.
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Fuck's sake, antagonists get a hell of a lot more interesting when you know about them and their motivations. They're even more interesting if their goals are actually sympathetic or make sense in some strange way.

But nope! Bash the fash, they don't get background, they're just here for you to beat up. That's the logic I'd expect out of those old arcade side scrollers.

Actually, strike that, those guys got backgrounds, too. Some of it may be a one-sentence spiel, but they had motivations. These "fash" may as well be scarecrows.
 
Fuck's sake, antagonists get a hell of a lot more interesting when you know about them and their motivations. They're even more interesting if their goals are actually sympathetic or make sense in some strange way.
OH, OH MY GOD... DO YOU WANT TO MAKE 10,000 FASCIST RAPE NAZIS OUT OF OUR AUDIENCE???? If they sympathize with them they WILL start thinking about how to incorporate the fash more in every day life! We will be CONVERTING the sheeple!!!!

I think Ms. Flowers and Ms. Bad Pun Name really just have no respect for their enemies like a really weird sports team rather than think their audience can be converted (ok, I only think Heather knows that, not sure about the other one). Yet again one can point to a variety of LITERAL NAZIS in media media and see that you can do it with only losers (its hard to find a white nationalist that isn't a genetic dead end) and fetishist who don't (usually) go for actual nazis. I honestly don't know what Flowers and the funky bunch count as fash. Do mild Trump followers count? Do all republicans count? Where's the stopping point?

Personally, I find villains more horrifying when they have what you said: sympathy or making sense. Its a reminder that evil exist within all of us, and how humans can be awful with the best of intentions. I don't get why SJW drenched writers feel otherwise.

Anyway Jeffery (another writer) posted some info on a few of the characters you can choose to play as if you want. The designs range from "cute but overcrowded" to "sjw art and extremes tier embarrassing".
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Be gay, pilot mechs, kill nazis in trans flag colors. Of course.


Bonus:
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I have been blasted with metal chips and coolant swarf and some how this is substantially worse on the eyes. This is like someone took sandpaper to your eyeballs.
 
Characterization is not the SJWs forte. As i think someone said already, they never give the bad guys visible names, ideology, motives or anything outside of them doing bad things because they fear that anyone might side with the bad guy rather than the supposed heroes. That would be probably the lowest of the low for these kind of people and that's why they resort to make the baddies such nebulous bumbling fools: so you don't have enough information about them to say "Hey, they are right".


They also are incapable of giving characters complex motivations or making them grow through strife and tragedy. Can you imagine that after burning an entire village that bitch in the wheelchair did some soul searching and fell into a massive slump after realizing that her selfish actions caused the deaths of many and could have potentially killed all her friends?

For them, all their characters are perfect in every way and they will never change or learn.
Or... Perhaps they lack characterization because the creator believes that it is "them versus the world." They can't have any specific characteristics because every other person on earth is against them. They have to leave a "blank" that allows them to put whoever insulted them last in the antagonist slot.

They just want a punching bag to wail on.
 
They just want a punching bag to wail on.
This is why if you replace all the game's mentions of "fash" with "jews" you'd suddenly get a game /pol/ would call based.
 
OH, OH MY GOD... DO YOU WANT TO MAKE 10,000 FASCIST RAPE NAZIS OUT OF OUR AUDIENCE???? If they sympathize with them they WILL start thinking about how to incorporate the fash more in every day life! We will be CONVERTING the sheeple!!!!

I think Ms. Flowers and Ms. Bad Pun Name really just have no respect for their enemies like a really weird sports team rather than think their audience can be converted (ok, I only think Heather knows that, not sure about the other one). Yet again one can point to a variety of LITERAL NAZIS in media media and see that you can do it with only losers (its hard to find a white nationalist that isn't a genetic dead end) and fetishist who don't (usually) go for actual nazis. I honestly don't know what Flowers and the funky bunch count as fash. Do mild Trump followers count? Do all republicans count? Where's the stopping point?

Personally, I find villains more horrifying when they have what you said: sympathy or making sense. Its a reminder that evil exist within all of us, and how humans can be awful with the best of intentions. I don't get why SJW drenched writers feel otherwise.

Anyway Jeffery (another writer) posted some info on a few of the characters you can choose to play as if you want. The designs range from "cute but overcrowded" to "sjw art and extremes tier embarrassing".
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Be gay, pilot mechs, kill nazis in trans flag colors. Of course.


Bonus:
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Lmao, of course the rules are PbTA.
 
Heathers attitude reminds me of the really really cunty people you see in the RYM indie noise music scene, so self obsessed and petty and “down with the gender binary and capitalism” that they forget to make anything of value.

Ill take my top-hats
 
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