39th Annual Christian Love Day

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Please leave a True and Honest message of Birthday Gratitudes for our Favorite Dimension Hopping Virginian of this, their 39th birthday and her four(?) invisible spouses. Perhaps discuss your plans for this, the most Important of Dates.

These responses will be promptly be chucked into a ditch and forgotten about... but we mean that in a loving way.

 

[Pyre]

Happy birthday, Chris Chan. Ask a therapist for a Clozapine prescription. It'll help you focus your goddess powers.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Does Chris know, or does he even care anymore? Happy Christian Love Day anyhow to everyone.

 

[Randy Lahey]

You can celebrate Christian Love Day any way you want, but you’re not allowed to complain when me and the other Brownshirt Reformists are laughing at you from heaven while you’re in hell with all the homos and niggos.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This day demands a barb appearance.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can I be the scrooge of Christian Love Day?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I am dead certain Chris is sitting on his bed right now doing some dumb ritual to trigger the merge. Like why wouldn't the merge which have been postpone for the millionth time not happen on our glorious goddess's birthday.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I will celebrate this Christian Love Day with a nice warm Fanta.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I will celebrate this Christian Love Day with a nice warm Fanta.

Extra navy

 

[judge claude frollo]

I'm celebrating with a party platter full of mcdonalds fries drenched in soy sauce

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Can I be the scrooge of Christian Love Day?

Who would the ghosts be

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Who would the ghosts be

Spoiler: Cruel joke

Bob, obviously

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Who would the ghosts be

Marvin, Alec, and Null. Waterman can be tiny Tim.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Waterman can be tiny Tim.

Godbear bless us, everyone!

I nominate Kengle for Cratchit.

 

[Snuckening]

Who would the ghosts be

The ghost of Ryan Cash, Bob, and Chris's eviscerated taint.

 

[CatParty]

One day closer to group home or death whichever comes first

 

[Elaine Benes]

 

[BeligerentBackdoor]

Another year older and another year wiser Hopefully Chris-chan can better himself this year. Maybe he'll stop shitting himself. I'm optimistic.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Will year 39 be the year where he finally gets it? Stay tuned to find out!

 

[Meredith Swift]

What do y'all reckon Chris is doing to celebrate?

Fancy McDonalds breakfast and spooning with Barb? Romantic day out with his heartsweets? Shitting himself and doing nothing?