🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
John Milton said:
I wonder if Tess threw those tantrums on set too. Like every time an outfit didn't fit her or if she needed to use high heels and couldn't walk in them, etc. 🤔
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Lol of course she does. In one of her first Guardian long piece articles, she was described as being "artfully maneuvered" (i.e. struggled) into a pair of shoes by staff, then insulting them when they shot her in them.
 
I wonder if her followers ever notice she has this pattern of trying a new workout, usually with a new instagram trainer, for like 2 weeks, then dropping it and not doing anything for 2-3 months. 3 months ago she had an amazing workout climbing stairs she loved, then we never heard about it again. Now there's this new gimmick she will drop in a couple of weeks.
 
yousoundlikeanasshole said:
Was it this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iM0jP-6YIM
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Not the one I'm thinking of, I'll see if I can hunt up the one I mean.

Edit: I can't find the video.
I think that it contains scenes from the one you shared, but in the video I'm thinking about is that she's really rude to either the photographer or the stylist and made a joke" somewhere along the lines "you better get a good picture or I'll kill you"
She's standing against a wall being photographed.

Anyone who knows which I mean?
 
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Well, Tess is TECHNICALLY not lying about her resolution to "not prove that she works out", because she's just posing for her Flablestics sponsors and not doing any actual exercise.
 
unwieldy_object said:
Not the one I'm thinking of, I'll see if I can hunt up the one I mean.

Edit: I can't find the video.
I think that it contains scenes from the one you shared, but in the video I'm thinking about is that she's really rude to either the photographer or the stylist and made a joke" somewhere along the lines "you better get a good picture or I'll kill you"
She's standing against a wall being photographed.

Anyone who knows which I mean?
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I think it's from the doc plus size wars.
 
melty said:
I wonder if her followers ever notice she has this pattern of trying a new workout, usually with a new instagram trainer, for like 2 weeks, then dropping it and not doing anything for 2-3 months.
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Her followers secretly love it when she quits her workout routine after a few sessions, because they do the same thing. They want her to be as lazy as they are.

They relate to her fatness and sloth, yet still want her to portray a glamorous Instagram lifestyle. Normal, functional fit people don't idolize a 400 lb has-been model.
 
unwieldy_object said:
Not the one I'm thinking of, I'll see if I can hunt up the one I mean.

Edit: I can't find the video.
I think that it contains scenes from the one you shared, but in the video I'm thinking about is that she's really rude to either the photographer or the stylist and made a joke" somewhere along the lines "you better get a good picture or I'll kill you"
She's standing against a wall being photographed.

Anyone who knows which I mean?
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Sorry I don't know how to forward or share but this was an interview she did with The Guardian newspaper on shoot in June 2015.
Title was "Never seen a fat girl in her underwear before?"
Her hooves were maneuvered into Christian Louboutin stiletto's and she calmly told the photographer "If your not shooting my shoes I will fuck you up" There were apologies after that for the whole black men love me comments too, the article makes her come across as a snarky, entitled bitch
Which we know she is😒
 
Storm Lantern said:
Sorry I don't know how to forward or share but this was an interview she did with The Guardian newspaper on shoot in June 2015.
Title was "Never seen a fat girl in her underwear before?"
Her hooves were maneuvered into Christian Louboutin stiletto's and she calmly told the photographer "If your not shooting my shoes I will fuck you up" There were apologies after that for the whole black men love me comments too, the article makes her come across as a snarky, entitled bitch
Which we know she is😒
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Hm! There you see, I was so sure it wasn't the guardian but another but obviously I was wrong.
 
Storm Lantern said:
Sorry I don't know how to forward or share but this was an interview she did with The Guardian newspaper on shoot in June 2015.
Title was "Never seen a fat girl in her underwear before?"
Her hooves were maneuvered into Christian Louboutin stiletto's and she calmly told the photographer "If your not shooting my shoes I will fuck you up" There were apologies after that for the whole black men love me comments too, the article makes her come across as a snarky, entitled bitch
Which we know she is😒
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It's the first result if you google tess holliday guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015/jun/06/tess-holliday-first-size-26-supermodel

The second one is this hilarity...

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion...ntage-when-youre-fat-this-kaftan-made-me-gasp
 
Fìddlesticks said:
I didn't know what Trader Sam's was - assumption told me it was like the Walmart brand of Trader Joes which would have fit so well with their standards.

However it seems to be a tiki Disney esque bar. Which is perfect for IckyNicky to groom a playground of vulnerable fat women.
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Nah, that person is just stupid and confused Trader Sam's with Trader Joe's.
 
Angry New Ager said:
Funny; for somebody who so loves vintage kaftans (and that specific one, in particular), we never, ever see her actually wearing any of them.
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She mentions that kaftan allegedly fit her right after she had her last baby. She's gained at least 80 lbs since then. Probably much, much more.

Over on the Anna O'Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers thread: she's announced on her Insta that she's getting a Savage x Fenty "ambassador" gig (trendy lingerie by Rhianna), plus she's already posing in a Selkie poof monstrosity.

Remember when Tess did a Selkie poof dress in October 2020?

JambledUpWords said:
Selkie, the brand she is wearing, posted her photo on Instagram too:
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Well Anna O'Brien is Selkie's internet deathfat now.

Tess would kill for a Savage x Fenty gig, but they're going with good ol' Anna instead. Sorry, Tess! :story:
 
Tess has proven shes a bitch and a nightmare to work with who will lie about her size and then shit talk the company that hired her.

Anna is an idiot drunk, but manages to fulfill her sponsor obligations with a moderate level of professionalism.

Anna>Tess lmao
 
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