🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

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Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%

  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%
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Well there were other branches of service he could have gone into
Note: I was actual Navy, but have a sense of humor and it's all in good fun
 
The accident that gave him his lazy eye and made him slow in da head is what stopped him from joining the military. You know, because he was completely normal before hitting his head.

What it was probably like:
 
sikotik said:
His dad taught him how to "shoot the guns" and he's a good aim even though he has only one good eye. I'm still trying to forget that this man has access to firearms.
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I'm skeptical about that. He's probably just making it up to scare us. Shaner isn't competent enough to use a gun.
 
Shaner would only join the military to get the bonuses and stipends they get for serving. He'd be a total gold bricker though and would scramble out of as much work as possible.
 
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Humanoid Email Address said:
But what time in the 1800's? Because it took some time for trains to be invented and get much use. If Len were born into an era without his beloved trains, what would he have become a sperg about instead?
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Here you go. In 1880, the age of consent in most of the United States was 10. And the railroads were booming. If owning slaves is really important to Johnny Rebel Shaner, more than 9,000 miles of track existed in the U.S. in 1850.
 
Zim said:
Kiwi agents will be attending and are going to record everything you say anyway if you start Lenspiracying all over the place. Personally, I think you'll just sit there with your head down like a good little tard and eat shit.
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Are you suggesting that the judge and lawyers and jury aren't already Agents of K.I.W.I. ready to act in our agenda?

Oops, ignore me @Schuylkill Valley. I've said too much already.
 
@Schuylkill Valley

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS:

1. Who here on Kiwifarms is Matt, Bob, Curt and Dennis? I am confused now. This is important for you to establish so I can know exactly who is pretending to be who.

2. Why do railfans mess with train tracks? I'm not saying you do, just why do they in general? Are they just trying to get the train to stop so they can get a picture? Is it something else.? I know absolutely nothing about trains and railfandom so I want you to answer this question immediately.

Thank you,
I'm With Chris.
 
Schuylkill Valley said:
Steve, you were to my house back in September of last year. Don't you remember she gave you a hug?
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This statement is pure delusion. I'm Steve Mallon as much as you are a goddamned genius.

You tried to take a swing at someone and got beat in the fucking face for it. You've tried stalking a teenage girl who was being nice to you and got banned from the pizzeria. You tried to derail a fucking train because of jealousy. If you lived in a bigger city, you would've long since been either thrown in jail because your insanity would've been noticed more frequently or found alongside those train tracks you love so much, with a concave forehead.

It's not A-Logging to tell you Len that if you do stupid shit, you'll reap the consequences. Or did you skip that bible quote?

EDIT: Steve Mallon does not work at Sears. Stop calling and demanding to speak with him, dumbfuck.
 
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Oh dear god just lo-fucking-l.
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Why is he so easy to manipulate? lol
 
@AdJack

Yes, yes he can. Intimidation of a witness and contempt of court before you even go to trial? You're a special kind of stupid Shaner.
 
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I just realized (and some of you may as well) that Len is of the mind that if it's on the Internet AND fits within the confines of his narrative, it's invariably true. If he doesn't like it, it's a lie. The ability to pick and choose what is true and not true is actually the hallmark of many neurological disorders, such as schizophrenia. Compounded with his autism and naivete, he lacks the normal disbelief a child develops when he realizes his parents don't really disappear when they cover their face to play peek-a-boo.

Basically, Len can't learn from his mistakes. From what I understand with Chris, his disbelief evolved with interaction and trolling. Len, contrary to science, is somehow regressing.
 
Gook Choy said:
I just realized (and some of you may as well) that Len is of the mind that if it's on the Internet AND fits within the confines of his narrative, it's invariably true. If he doesn't like it, it's a lie. The ability to pick and choose what is true and not true is actually the hallmark of many neurological disorders, such as schizophrenia. Compounded with his autism and naivete, he lacks the normal disbelief a child develops when he realizes his parents don't really disappear when they cover their face to play peek-a-boo.

Basically, Len can't learn from his mistakes. From what I understand with Chris, his disbelief evolved with interaction and trolling. Len, contrary to science, is somehow regressing.
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His autism has reached critical mass, causing his brain to implode on itself
 
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