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Waxing isn't enough; you need full-on electrolysis that needs to be finished a month before surgery.

If all the hair isn't removed, then hair can grow inside the stink ditch. Giant orange hairballs glued together with rotten smegma. Handled by douching with Nair.

I can't imagine him getting his balls zapped for hair removal and him not bitching about it. Unless they told him that his dick is too short and he needs either the bowel or peritoneal lining surgery in order to have a "functional" fuck hole.

I've wondered before how many stunning and brave troons die of massive sepsis.

And for anyone who is still laboring under the delusion that SRS is anything other than shitting in the open mouth of Baby Jesus, this is a must-read:

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women

The microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina in male-to-female transsexuals is a recently created microbial niche which thus far has been characterized only to a very limited extent. Yet the knowledge of this microflora can be considered as essential ...
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Getting a super painful elective surgery with the kind of intense follow-up self-care required by MtF GRS is a huge mistake for Jonny and he's going to be fucking miserable. Pain pills/suing for revision saga when?

Brassard has operated on some serious nutjobs before (feat. BC and our potato friend Morgane Oger!), so maybe he's choosing to castrate insane men for the good of all Canada.
 
Cryin RN said:
Getting a super painful elective surgery with the kind of intense follow-up self-care required by MtF GRS is a huge mistake for Jonny and he's going to be fucking miserable. Pain pills/suing for revision saga when?
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Wasn't he trying to talk some girl into being there for him after surgery, to help with his recovery? I wonder what lie he spun to the clinic about who is going to look after him when he gets back home to BC. Miriam? lol.

"Mommy, can you please go and fetch my dilators?"
"Oy, vey."
 
As much as I would like to believe that the sexual danger, posed to young Canadian girls, has diminished by a few, mediocre inches, I do not think, for one moment, that Yaniv has undergone the fairytale transition from morbidly obese bullfrog, to healthy-at-any-size Disney princess.

For one thing, I find it hard to give credence to the possibility that he would pass even the most offhand psychological screening. Like a child begging their parents for a puppy, Yaniv might claim that he will take care of his pseudo vagina, and wash it everyday. However, if past behaviour is any indicator, whatever he ends up with down there is going to resemble one of the rivers in London that were once used as open sewers and repositories for dead dogs.

Even the worst kind of butcher surgeon, who gives absolutely no fucks, would surely cast a wary eye at Yaniv's litany of litigation and consider the likelihood that he will end up on the wrong end of a lawsuit.

On a personal note, I still have trouble believing that Yaniv is genuinely trans. He combines the aggression of an elephant in musth with the sexual naivety of someone who learned everything they know about sex from reading Enid Blyton books. I believe that he still wants to stick his penis into an unwilling victim, though maybe he is insane and desperate enough to think that the only thing holding him back sexually is the absence of a vagina. I strongly maintain that his best hope of hooking up with someone even remotely human, would be to give Russell Greer a bell.

Until I stare into the unfathomable, Lovecraftian horror that is Yaniv's vagina (full frontal; none of this penis tucked between the legs nonsense) I am going to call this latest flight to the clinic a consultation; a prelude to more guileless maneuvering, where he can claim female status, as he is slowly inserted, like a human tampon, into the Canadian penal system.
 
pr3nt177 said:
Langley Resident pops in. Laughing boy can't help himself, his hard man act unleashes again.

"I guess you wanna be arrested...I know who the fuck you are, I have you on CCTV from the liquor store...I have the cops on you..." by this stage he's nearly crying. So rattled he can't continue "mixing" because he's visibly spooked by LRs presence and all the time his scrawny xmas tree twinkles on behind him.
Comedy gold.:lit:
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Just after Yaniv starts talking, does he refer to LR as “Will Z”? If so, is that what he thinks LR’s name is, or is it an insult that went over my head?
Also, I’m no mixing expert but what he’s playing sounded really, really bad, especially after he started chimping out.
 
artilleryfroth said:
Just after Yaniv starts talking, does he refer to LR as “Will Z”? If so, is that what he thinks LR’s name is, or is it an insult that went over my head?
Also, I’m no mixing expert but what he’s playing sounded really, really bad, especially after he started chimping out
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1. He was accusing Langley Resident of being "William" last year**...Langley Resident had no idea why until LR sussed out that "William" was someone else from their building...yaniv saw him and immediately thought they were LR.

but wait...

2. Billy (can't remember his last name atm) was the bloke who contacted the police over yaniv's dazzling display of the taser (Blaire White vid)....yaniv doxxed him on Twitter. Confused? yep that's normal, trying to unravel yaniv's faulty brain-wiring brain does that.

So it could be either. He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

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Sure hope that reassures his 131.1k followers, although there's always one...
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pr3nt177 said:
1. He was accusing Langley Resident of being "William" last year**...Langley Resident had no idea why until LR sussed out that "William" was someone else from their building...yaniv saw him and immediately thought they were LR.

but wait...

2. Billy (can't remember his last name atm) was the bloke who contacted the police over yaniv's dazzling display of the taser (Blaire White vid)....yaniv doxxed him on Twitter. Confused? yep that's normal, trying to unravel yaniv's faulty brain-wiring brain does that.

So it could be either. He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

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Yaniv is probably trying to figure out who LR is through process of elimination.
 
Question: in GRS, do they not also remove the scrotum and testicles?

If his gonads are gone, the he is essentially a Gelding. There would likely be some behavioral changes to come. Not the least of which are a massive reduction in sex drive.

JJYS has only two motivations in life. Sex, and easy money. If the sex motivation goes away, we will know it soon enough.

Our children may be safer for this.
 
oKTrooner said:
Question: in GRS, do they not also remove the scrotum and testicles?
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I think he's already on androgen blockers.

Not an endocrinologist, don't play one on TV, but my understanding is that it's the blockers that turn some troons from chubby eggs to deathfat merengues.

With the mechanism being that it's the T that helps burn calories and maintain muscle tone. It's why a man can lose 20 pounds in 2 months by hitting the gym and cutting calories by 20%, but women's bodies react like it's the Pleistocene and every ounce of fat is needed for warmth. But for the troons, once the T is gone, those pizza roll calories go right to flab.
 
KiwiFuzz said:
I think he's already on androgen blockers.

Not an endocrinologist, don't play one on TV, but my understanding is that it's the blockers that turn some troons from chubby eggs to deathfat merengues.

With the mechanism being that it's the T that helps burn calories and maintain muscle tone. It's why a man can lose 20 pounds in 2 months by hitting the gym and cutting calories by 20%, but women's bodies react like it's the Pleistocene and every ounce of fat is needed for warmth. But for the troons, once the T is gone, those pizza roll calories go right to flab.
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I have difficulty believing that he is taking androgen blockers for several reasons.

1) He would have to pay for them out of pocket.

2) I doubt he could resist posting pics of his prescription pills to the assorted make-believe girlfriends online. I'm sure he would have shown Sara these. He showed her the invoice from his Spermcicle storage.

3) He would surely have included mention of this medicine in his meandering grievance against the RCMP for his 2 hour hold. He mentioned Orange Juice several times.

4) They would have come up in the rather open-source medical tome that was submitted in the Physio suit.

5) There is no way he would take anything that got in the way if his fapping to the thought of bedding young girls.

5) He would use them as an excuse for any and all abhorrent behavior.

The only evidence I can see that he is on them are his brief and nonspecific claim. And that he's fat.

Arguments against his brief and nonspecific claim he was on them are as follows: he wanted to get into Sara's pants

Arguments against androgen blockers causing his weight gain are as follows: Diabetes, Quiznos, lack of self control, bad genetics, and finally, being a fetid pig.

So unless I'm missing some evidence, I think it is unlikely he is on androgen blockers.
 
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