🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I can't wait for a few years from now when Russ's colon gives out after 3 decades of garbage food flowing through it. Like that'd stop him.

I don't think we know where he's working for sure yet, but thanks to @Russketeer and their insider knowledge, I'd be willing to bet his new gig is as a janitor for the Rio in some capacity or another.

He hasn't bragged about "working in an office" or about a "cool new job" so I'm willing to bet it's the same old gross job he's had since he was 16, albeit in a different location.

Have fun scrubbing the coof off the slot machines and urinals, Rusty. If you're really lucky you might get to scoop early-morning fratbro vomit out of a potted plant
 
Thanks to Kiwi group-think I think Janitor/Porter/Environmental Services at Rio could be a very strong possibility. That parent company has 8 other Vegas casinos as well though. Rio just reopened late December and likely had massive cleaning to be done all month to prepare and Russ bragging about 3 blocks from Palms = 3 blocks from Rio (also points to him driving not being true along with his recent Burger King/Sonic review hinting that as well). Seems like Russ or a handler planned all of this well. For some people this could be a great new opportunity (janitors are in demand with The Coof and get decent hours and reasonable pay and if in a casino good benefits). In that role a mask would pretty much completely hide his disability.

BUT this is Russ and some Casino patrons flat out look like the thots on Instagram. If our guess is right Russ will likely be ruining one of his best chances at semi-redemption. Will be interesting to see how he trainwrecks this time.

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2022 I'd say Russ likely is not employed in janitorial work and signs point to him working at home doing data entry for an insurance company.
 
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Russketeer said:
Thanks to Kiwi group-think I think Janitor/Porter/Environmental Services at Rio could be a very strong possibility. That parent company has 8 other Vegas casinos as well though. Rio just reopened late December and likely had massive cleaning to be done all month to prepare and Russ bragging about 3 blocks from Palms = 3 blocks from Rio (also points to him driving not being true along with his recent Burger King/Sonic review hinting that as well). Seems like Russ or a handler planned all of this well. For some people this could be a great new opportunity (janitors are in demand with The Coof and get decent hours and reasonable pay and if in a casino good benefits). In that role a mask would pretty much completely hide his disability.

BUT this is Russ and some Casino patrons flat out look like the thots on Instagram. If our guess is right Russ will likely be ruining one of his best chances at semi-redemption. Will be interesting to see how he trainwrecks this time.

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If someone helped him set up his living situation and job that points to him having permission to relocate to Vegas. Utah probably thought it was good to have him move away from his victim and let him be Nevada's problem for a while. But I have little doubt that he'll do something stupid in Vegas that violates his probation and get shipped back to SLC to do six months in jail.
 
theshep said:
*ding ding ding* You win.

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Searching hash house a go go mocha gets these, apparently it's called a smores mocha to be exact

As usual Russell proves again he has the palate of a child and just orders sugary crap.
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Searching hash house a go go mocha gets these, apparently it's called a smores mocha to be exact

As usual Russell proves again he has the palate of a child and just orders sugary crap.
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Every last one of those looks like something I’d send back because I ordered an actual drink, not sundae bar leftovers scraped into a mug and covered in cheap squeeze-bottle choccy syrup.
 
Looks like something my five year old nephew would make for himself. Good god Russell, you don't need to be guzzling sugary goop.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Looks like something my five year old nephew would make for himself. Good god Russell, you don't need to be guzzling sugary goop.
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He does seem to only favour heavily-sugared foods. Children’s cereal, costco muffins, cocoa...this abomination...

Can he taste other flavours? I don’t know if Moebius affects his taste buds. I don’t know why it would, but he seems obsessed with sugar-heavy rubbish to an extreme. I think most of us would be ill trying to stick to his preferred diet.

Then again, we almost guaranteed know he only ordered this “drink” because he got a discount on it. He’s the world’s biggest skinflint.
 
Russketeer said:
Thanks to Kiwi group-think I think Janitor/Porter/Environmental Services at Rio could be a very strong possibility. That parent company has 8 other Vegas casinos as well though. Rio just reopened late December and likely had massive cleaning to be done all month to prepare and Russ bragging about 3 blocks from Palms = 3 blocks from Rio (also points to him driving not being true along with his recent Burger King/Sonic review hinting that as well). Seems like Russ or a handler planned all of this well. For some people this could be a great new opportunity (janitors are in demand with The Coof and get decent hours and reasonable pay and if in a casino good benefits). In that role a mask would pretty much completely hide his disability.

BUT this is Russ and some Casino patrons flat out look like the thots on Instagram. If our guess is right Russ will likely be ruining one of his best chances at semi-redemption. Will be interesting to see how he trainwrecks this time.

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Yeah, Russ thinks any attractive woman he comes across is fair game for him to "woo." Remember the incident with the attractive female lawyer? He applied for a job at her firm and sent her flowers and hit on her and then was shocked to be rejected. He tried to get her disbarred and filed a discrimination complaint, and people told her about Russ's history so she decided to fight him. We never heard anything else about it, so I'm guessing they threatened him with legal action for making a false complaint. Russ crumples like cardboard when confronted with real authority.
 
Not gonna lie, if that mocha were offered to me I'd drink it...
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Then again, we almost guaranteed know he only ordered this “drink” because he got a discount on it. He’s the world’s biggest skinflint.
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What's worse about it is that Russ thinks its fucking class.
He posts a pic of it like he's displaying wealth and class by drinking a tourist gimmick drink. To Russ Greer, that smores mocha is basically a bottle of aged champagne.
 
I do find it appropriate that the s'mores mocha Russ got looks worse than any of the examples from google (holy plating inconsistency Batman). Looks like a bit of cutting food cost/labor cost. Some yelp reviews liked it and others don't (not my idea of a good drink). It's meant for tourists to take a picture with and share. Looks like it should have had marshmello fluff toasted with a torch but instead had big untoasted marshmallows that likely are used elsewhere on the menu.

If I were Russ I'd stay away from drinks with toppings that need to be eaten. Why baby bird a beverage?

The chicken and waffles at HAGG are good but cartoon huge cause man vs food is their gimmick.

Just realized this reeks of a drink/dessert that gets made/finished by the server. Looks like a possible switch to marshmallows versus toasted fluff and graham crackers predrizzled with choccy to save time/effort. I wonder if he hit on his server and they reflected it in the drink.

Edit: baby bird, food sperging.

Edit: hospitality-ish sperging.
 
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This is the sort of drink I’d buy my 13 year old while traveling to make her feel sophisticated and grown up.
I don’t think any grown adult would choose this
 
Russketeer said:
Just realized this reeks of a drink/dessert that gets made/finished by the server. Looks like a possible switch to marshmallows versus toasted fluff and graham crackers predrizzled with choccy to save time/effort. I wonder if he hit on his server and they reflected it in the drink.
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You might have hit the nail on the head. Alternatively, some places charge extra for them to make it in front you (this Mexican place I was at apparently charges extra for the servers to make the guac at your table).

Potential disproving factor though: Russ would have found a way to complain if she didn't toast the marshmellows for him and did for everyone else.
Shit, Russ would be threatening litigation if that's what he saw happen.
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I would too, but that's because I like marshmallows. Don't judge me! You have no right to judge me!
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Oh don't get me wrong, I wouldn't drink it every day, and I probably wouldn't eat any other sweets for the rest of the day after I drank (ate?) that - but it certainly looks far from "disgusting".

DrJonesHat said:
How's he drink the damn thing without spilling it down his front?
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He doesn't.
 
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