Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[HumptyDumpty]

Quick Kiwis! Claim your waifus before others can take them!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Guys!! I have actual real true proof that the Merge is happening right now! I just met these guys on my way to work!

I told them to wear masks but they had no idea what I'm talking about and then they allowed me to take a picture.

 

[Homer Simpson]

FINALLY! MY WAIFU WILL BE REAL!

Can you imagine it guys? A women who is kind and loving. Glad the merge is bringing that into the real world.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Meeerge!

 

[Pill Cosby]

holy shit my peen is so hard right now holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

My dick is hard but I still don't know what the merge is.

 

[LordBaron]

So, basically, reality and fiction are going to merge?

Hope everyone knows this means we'll be seeing more of people like Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees than we will of Sonic and Mario.

 

[AMHOLIO]

When you realize that you would be a background character in your favorite cartoon/anime/game

*Marcus voice* Don't die, I need your business!

I'm gonna merge with a lot of cartoon pussy

I'm sorry, you post on kiwi farms so you're gonna be an even bigger loser post merge.

Somebody's fucking fursona just materialized in my home and broke my fine China and I demand reimbursement.

Write a callout post calling it racist and homophobic and it will burst into flames like the demon it is.

girl help Wario and Waluigi are outside my door trying to take my shekels

I'm so happy for JustinRPG

This is what you get for trying to solicit pussy too early bro

does that mean we're forced to live side by side with giant diaper furries?

We already are

Looking forwards to my Dark Souls hellworld. Where are you idiots dropping?

I'm going to be lemming #17 in lemmings probably, see you all on the other side of the other side.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

But when, dear Christine?

 

[Kilo Riley]

Day 1 of the Merge. The Sniper is in my bedroom. He's pissing all over the walls and shouting that there's a SPOI AROUND HEAH. I can hear the Spy in the kitchen eating all my baguettes.

Damn you, Christine. Damn you to hell.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Sweet, now I can get fucked up on Statesman Reserve whiskey.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

So do we start a thread putting dibs on Wifus once the merge happens. If not i'm just going to put dibs on smug anime Wendy right now so yall niggas best stay away.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Day 1 of the Merge. The Sniper is in my bedroom. He's pissing all over the walls and shouting that there's a SPOI AROUND HEAH. I can hear the Spy in the kitchen eating all my baguettes.

Damn you, Christine. Damn you to hell.

Sorry to hear that. It seems I'm a CoD:MW Grunt. I've been dying and respawning for hours now.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh god! The monsters from monsters ate my neighbours just ATE my neighbours!

 

[Leblanc]

Who wants to help me pool collective autism together to make a super robot army to fight against god emperor(es) chris(tine) chan

 

[HarveySperg41]

so did Chris sacrifice Barb to start the merge?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope all you motherfuckers excited to see your waifus realize they're going to be drawn by Chris.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

RIP to all my niggas that won't make it. o7

 

[Delta Δ]

See you all in C-197, brothers

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

IT'S TIME (UNZIPS PANTS)

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Sweet.... I didn’t want to pay my rent next week anyhow.