Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Bixnood]

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

What if this is an elaborate way of Chris announcing an ending to his arc; a suicide where he sacrifices himself to be freed from the distortion between his schizophrenic delusions and painful reality?

 

[judge claude frollo]

I'm going to HAVE SEX with Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc as my first objective.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

IT COMES

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

HERE WE FUKKIN GOOOOOO

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Wild times ahead? Or is it another nothingburger that our pet lolcow can be workin' on for the next twenty years? I've got my popcorn but I've yet to break out the steak and whiskey.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So does this mean Barb went to the great horde in the sky?

 

[WolfeTone]

If anyone needs a refresher on what's about to go down.

 

[Coolio55]

If I don't meet you no more in this world then
I'll meet ya on the next one
And don't be late

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

Isn’t “The Merge” just a portmanteau of mong and sperge though? If so I welcome everyone to the new dawn.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I knew it!

 

[Självlysande SÄPO Blatte]

This makes so much sense. Now I finally understand why 2020 is such a bizarre and shitty year. Chris has been running the show all along, he played us like a damn fiddle.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Damn someone really wants to win the Julays this year

 

[Ponchik]

it certainly feels like it

 

[Lame Entropy]

OH SHIT. Oh shit. I knew I should have worn my nice clothes today. How else am I supposed to impress Sayaka-chan?!

 

[Azafran90]

I don't know if I can survive in a world ruled by CWC logic, I have made fun of autistics before, so I could be facing death penalty or something...

 

[Banworld]

Honestly, I'd love to wake up tomorrow and realise Chris was right all along. That God really did tell him that the sweethearts were true, because in our new merged reality, he has a harem waiting for him.

I only hope He will be merciful to us, who have mocked him for so long.

 

[The handsome tard]

When you realize that you would be a background character in your favorite cartoon/anime/game

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's about time, I've been waiting forever to get my magic powers.

OH GREAT SOCKNESS, I SUMMON THY GIANT HEAD TO CRUSH MY ENEMIES!

 

[Alex Krycek]

Wonder what he's going to do when nothing happens.


Okay yes I know, Shit himself and do nothing.