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I like how he defends the most inane shit too. "Restreamers are hypocrites because of these very specific conditions!" "DSP's gout sauce is authentic".
Who the actual fuck cares? Is this a thing because DSP brought up how we mock his sauce on stream once? Is that why this is an important issue to him?
I just googled "slow cooked spaghetti sauce" recipes and posted what I found here. Stop equating every action with some larger conspiracy.
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Where did I say I was asking questions? I said I googled recipes. You guys said why does he need to cook his sauce for so long. I was curious and googled recipes and posted what I found.
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I'm sure anyone can look up a convoluted way to make it seem like Phil's stupid ass'd ways are somehow validated. Are there recipes for slow-cooked shit? Absoultely. I've made a couple myself, even! Is Phil's day-long affair stirring and adding sugar-plantation-levels of sweetener to his kool-aid a good method to do this? Not only "no", but "fuck no." If he wanted to do some sauce thing that took hours upon hours to baby-sit the same way he does his archive uploads, he wouldn't used canned anything. Olive oil would be the only thing that came housed in plastic or aluminum (unless he wasted money on an actual oil press....which really wouldn't surprise me with how shit he is with money). He'd (khet) would have to purchase a bunch of the right kind of tomatoes, wash and prepare with spices and oil, roast them for a certain amount of time (depends on your tomatoes and setup), THEN mill some into a paste and the rest into a sort of puree with some wine, other spices, and (hopefully) a bit of hot pepper for a modicum of zing. Once the puree has been reduced to a little thicker consistency, drop in your hand-made/gourmet/custom/100% unique paste, a splash more of wine (or vodka, go nuts, man!) and reduce more til it has a thicker consistency.
Then go the extra mile and fucking can that shit so you don't have to make kool-aid popsicles of "sauce" in the freezer.
Yes, this method takes a lot of time and effort. But it's fucking delicious over gnocchi.
Phil's attempt to make authentic anything amounts to him throwing sugar at it until it tastes not like vegetables.
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If you perform a hyper-specific search on any of the things that Phil does in an attempt to find something to vindicate him, you're likely to find it. There's a fuck-ton of people in the world, and the odds are greater than not that you'll find some other moron who does things the same way as him. That doesn't make his methods any less retarded, it just gives you more people to point at and laugh.
You don't need to be gordon ramsay to make spaghetti sauce man. The reason people post recipes online is so that regular people can make them by finding ingredients at the grocery store, canned good included. I don't know if Phil uses canned goods. I think some canned tomatoes, at least from what I see, are just cut preserved tomatoes, its not like they are cooked or anything. I've used canned tomatoes myself in a dish and still had to slow cook. I don't think canned goods necessarily implies that cooking time is drastically reduced, except for maybe kidney beans because kidney beans have to soak. So it's totally plausible that using canned goods still needs long cooking times. If he uses canned roasted tomatoes, and is just adding spices to his sauce, then yes, it is weird he cooks it that long.
I don't think there's anything "hyper-specific" about "slow cooked spaghetti sauce". In fact my first post I just looked at spaghetti sauce recipes and saw the normal cooking times were 1.5 to 3 hours. The slow cooked ones are the ones that take 6-8 hours. And the recipes I posted aren't from some esoteric forum. they were pretty high up in the search engine rank for a fairly generic query...
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Regardless of how long Phil cooks his sauce, it is still shit. Leanna didn't like it. Kat made him change the recipe because she didn't like it. Phil himself had to tweak the recipe because he didn't like it. The guy who recreated the sauce and tried it didn't like it.
Phil can't cook an egg. He can't cook bacon. He can barely make toast. It's no surprise that he can't cook anything as complicated as pasta sauce.
I think you are lacking some critical information.
Phil can't cook an egg. He can't cook bacon. He can barely make toast. It's no surprise that he can't cook anything as complicated as pasta sauce.
Then go watch his sauce video and see for yourself how bad it is instead of trying to defend him, nudnik.
I think you are lacking some critical information.
I mean, I probably am lacking critical information when it comes to Phil's life. But that doesn't change what I found online. I have no need to watch Phil make sauce because that provides no entertainment to me. I think thats the confusion here. I'm not invested in Phil's life, certainly not to the extent you guys are. I mentioned earlier I found Phil through mighty d videos. When I give my opinion on something, its not coming from a place to "defend Phil". It's just a different opinion. I'm not writing an essay on Phil and I don't have to research the topic.
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Don't change the topic like that, you're making specific and detailed defenses of his pig slop then playing dumb when we explain why you're wrong. If you "don't have to research the topic" then we have every right to say you're making stuff up and don't know what you're talking about.
Mods, can we just quarantine @sharpie in its own thread already? Even BSV was never this annoying.
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None of the random recipe blogs you posted from the first page of your Google Search results are like what Phil does. None of them even called for half a container of Garlic Salt like Phil's does, let alone 3+ cans of Tomato Paste or 150+ grams of refined sugar.
Also all but one of those links was for Spaghetti Sauce not Tomato Sauce, there is a difference, and the Tomato Sauce recipe was nothing like what Phil does.
Thanks for Googling random things you imagined in your head and posting it here though. Very cool
Yeah you have that right. I never said you didn't. Don't make up stuff that I didn't say.
I'm positive you don't see the irony in calling my posts "specific and detailed".
If you don't want dissenting opinions on this board, make that explicitly clear in the rules that only people who hate phil can post here.
None of the random recipe blogs you posted from the first page of your Google Search results are like what Phil does. None of them even called for half a container of Garlic Salt like Phil's does, let alone 3+ cans of Tomato Paste or 150+ grams of refined sugar.
Also all but one of those links was for Spaghetti Sauce not Tomato Sauce, there is a difference, and the Tomato Sauce recipe was nothing like what Phil does.
Thanks for Googling random things you imagined in your head and posting it here though. Very cool
Did I imagine the posts before mine talking about how Phil was cooking his sauce for too long?
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You imagined you knew what Phil makes, then you Google searched "slow cooked spaghetti sauce" based on what you imagined and posted a bunch of links to crock-pot spaghetti sauce recipies and declared crock-pot spaghetti sauce recipies are functionally equivalent to the tomato sauce Phil makes without the first fucking clue of what Phil actually makes.
How shitty was your Christmas that you decided to die on the hill defending Phil's cooking techniques at 10 p.m. Christmas night without a clue, or even a desire to know, what he actually does?
Do you need a hug?
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What did I imagine? you can read thoughts now?
Someone said that 6 hours was too long, and i found recipes, including one that was not in a crock pot that took that amount of time. I also included a reddit link saying how crock pots and stovetop cooking are functionally equivalent.
My christmas was fine. Congratulations on 1906 messages, majority of which are dedicated to Phil. Very positive shit brother.
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So not invested that you have 50 posts on a random forum, most of which are thinly veiled "what if" trolling attempts.
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Then why did you? You yourself said you looked up information online about sauce cooking you otherwise didn't know. That's called research my dude.
and you're a moderator of this forum with 5612 messages, what's your point?
you said i know nothing about what phil puts in his sauce right? you're absolutely right. Lets recap what you all know:
- phil's address
- phil's phone number
- phil's neighbors names
- phil's neighbors addresses
- phil's neighbors phone numbers
- phil's neighbors facebook profiles
- phil's assets
- phil's expenses
- phil's spending habits
- phil's medical conditions
- phil's relationships and his success with those relationships (supposedly)
- timing of phil's court dates
- how phil spends his time outside of streams (supposedly)
- phil's addictions (supposedly)
- vehicles phil owns
- vehicles phil's wife owns
- phil's parents contact information
- phil's childhood
- specific timestamps and dates where phil said certain statements
Oh and of course, what phil puts in his sauce.
But you're totally right, i'm the one with the investment in Phil
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If you're not invested in Phil then why are you defending his fucking pasta sauce dipshit?
51 messages, over the course of a month, all defending DSP and attacking his "detractors". You care, you're not fooling anyone.
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you gay haha