😵‍💫 Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

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okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo
 
> not liking soda equals schizophrenia
> arson

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Null said:
okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo
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Yet another reason to avoid schizos IRL.
 
Anyone ever seen the Brooke Shields movie Endless Love? I just finished it for the first time yesterday and this totally reminds me of how the boy stupidly set fire to Brooke Shields’ house.
 
Null said:
okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo
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would it be worth it to merge his other thread?
 
I honestly though this would be like all the other schizos that are just forgotten but holy hell he went through with it. Hopefully no one was hurt and the building isn't completely fucked.
 
Null said:
okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo
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What compels a man to go from 0 to 100 over soda?
 
I wonder what level of carbonation grimace he was giving the losers as he burned down their building.
"Say my name" *sips Coca-Cola(R)*

Don't knock OP just yet. Random acts of violence and destruction have been working pretty well for Islam, Gays and Trannies so far...
 
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